Author Topic: Dark Crystal 2! (Read 5483 times)

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #30 on:** Feb 09, 2006, 03:11:26 PM »

I got my braces in at 13 and out at 15 I think. The orthodontist girl was ALWAYS doing the "accidental" tit rub on my face and at that age excitement was common even when I didn't have a tit in my face.

Last week at the dentist I had a similar situation where I had to try to think of something else as I was getting a half stalk in the chair. Luckily I didn't get too far gone.

tomduo · « **Reply #31 on:** Feb 09, 2006, 03:12:25 PM »

The pain of the scraping keeps me from getting erections.

Why are dental hygenists always hot women? I've never had one who wasn't.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #32 on:** Feb 09, 2006, 03:16:25 PM »

I know. Where do they go when they get old? Do they retire at 30 or do they get other jobs or something?

IDE · « **Reply #33 on:** Feb 09, 2006, 03:20:40 PM »

The last hot chick who cleaned my teeth went to my college and has already started her career while I wallow in perpetual academia.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #34 on:** Feb 10, 2006, 12:04:05 PM »

Judging from the one my dentist used to have who wielded the floss like razor wire, some go onto professional S & M gigs.