I am a fag, and God does not love me.

[tomduo]

As I am walking to my senior seminar this lovely afternoon, I notice chatter about crazies on campus, and see "GOD LOVES EVERYONE'' Signs being carried by hippies. I question this, and walk to the building my class is in. In front of it is a fountain, and corregating it is a brethern of bible thumping fucktards carrying "GOD HATES FAGS" Signs, with various quotes, etc. I went to class, then came home to tell Kary of this. She gets a kick from these things. So we go back there.

We watched, and there were arguments, etc, with alot of pissed off looking Haitians. They left @ 5 pm, and so me and Kary were right behind the leaders of this Satanic ritual. Then I turn into the New England asshole. Me and Kary start talking loud enough for them to hear, how the banners were Nazi-eque, and it's sad that people hold to such perversions. Then, I got my fishy.

This redneck (His neck was red... and face.) turns, and said "You need to read the bible." I've read the Bible and the Koran, and a anumber of other 'Pagan' religious texts, so this fuckwad didn't know what he was doing. I then asked him why he goes around preaching for hate, when Jesus loved everyone, and how he is following the word of man. He then says: "God loves some, but not you." To which I laughed, and Kary sneered, and I replied that I was a Catholic, and if God hated me and loved him and his kind, then I'd enjoy not being loved, and how he was a perversion for using the word of man, not God, make money. This guy was dressed nice, and they were giving away bibles, and probably drove a mercedes. His reply?

"We don't make money outta this, anyways." As he was running back to his neo nazi rally because he couldn't take it! I smiled, and replied that all religion makes money, and it's the world's greatest money making venture. Kary laughed her ass off, and I felt good. I miss New England where these psychos don't exist. They can keep the south.

[IDE]

I saw one of these guys wearing a sign (it was some sort of offensive god sign)  on Lincoln Road.  I can only hope the apocalypse is near for that city...she limps along in pain...Oh Lord here my plea! Smite that land of the wicked by raining jesus fire down upon them! Let Tom and Kary escape lord!  Tell them not to look back upon thy rightous wrath as they flee lest they be turned to pillars of salt.

[B E C K]

God can't hate fags, he gave us Queer Eye.  And Satan doesn't hate fags either, as he gave us Queer Eye: the Wedding season.

[TM2 Rampage]

... You guys need to read the Bible!

[tomduo]

Corinthians 6:9-10? That faggy passage is so over used, and they never post part 11, where it says it's ok to be bad, Jesus loves you even if you're gay. Fundamentalist Evangelicals never mention that part, though.

[The D]

Ah, I miss the evangalists on the street corner downtown.

However, a bunch of students are passing out material from the Left Wing radical LaRouche who claims in his booklets that Cheney and company are a part of the Nazi party that has never died, but been hidden for decades, and they're plotting to take over the world.

A friend tried debating with one of them and found out that the student didn't even know anything about what he was passing out, and could only recite lines brainwashed into him by his recruiters. I felt like having a conversation with them myself, but have been too lazy to do it.

[Rama]

Just can't seem to be a National Socialist anymore.  

[Faye Valentine]

Honey I think there's something """"wrong""" with your appeareance when someone thinks you are gay. A little too metrosexual? I don't think so. Maybe you just dress like a hairdresser. So maybe you looked like you were going to a hairdresser convention. (and don't give me the "and you dress like a slut! haha siiike" shit because its too old)

[Rama]

Maybe it was the dress.

[tomduo]

It's a kilt, jackass.