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« on: Jul 30, 2004, 07:58:40 PM »
SO yeah. Bad off as he was a couple weeks ago....The Doc's now say the Cancer's in remission for the third time. So that won't be what gets him....Though the inevitable kidney failure of his lone kidney probably will.

He still has little apetite, and is a mere 96 pounds. His Health Care physicians have royally fucked him over, Messing up his Appetite stimulant pills, failing in general care and handling. The Docs put in three pints of blood into'em thursday and The improvement is.....Dramatic to say the least. The Health care guys also told him to cut his heart medicine pill in half...of which another doctor has now pointed out could KILL HIM so that's out.


......So Yeah.

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« Reply #1 on: Jul 30, 2004, 08:19:11 PM »
Wow.  That's a bit frightening.  May he blessed by whatever will.

EDIT: And that's a cute cat, btw.
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 30, 2004, 08:21:20 PM »
Iriomote cat/Yamamaya/Maya from Azumanga Daioh.

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« Reply #3 on: Jul 30, 2004, 09:16:25 PM »
o.o;;

Working as a pharmacist's assistant...
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 30, 2004, 09:34:35 PM »
Well...

....Besides having just one kidney, he also just has a single lung now too from a few weeks ago...oy.

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 30, 2004, 09:55:41 PM »
I blame the republicans. Socialized healthcare would eliminate things like that
 
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 30, 2004, 11:26:18 PM »
Or not...
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 31, 2004, 03:15:38 AM »
You should introduce your uncle's physicians to a stabbity death. Followed by allowing their corpses to be defiled by rabid monkeys, and eaten by smelly cannibals wearing pink tutus.

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« Reply #8 on: Jul 31, 2004, 08:04:03 AM »
Was that Bitch 'Crazed' or just some random Bitch from whoknowswheresville?
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 31, 2004, 11:16:47 AM »
E, tell your uncle to sue those bitches' assessssss!!!!

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« Reply #10 on: Jul 31, 2004, 03:44:23 PM »
Oh the Idea has crossed my mind, but my Aunt is still under the impression that "Stantford is the best!"

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« Reply #11 on: Jul 31, 2004, 05:11:54 PM »
Mayo Clinic is the best.
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 31, 2004, 09:28:01 PM »
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Mayo Clinic is the best.
Dude, isn't that salad dressing?
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« Reply #13 on: Aug 01, 2004, 11:19:47 AM »
Mayo? That's fuckin disgusting!
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 01, 2004, 12:44:31 PM »
mayo with french fries yummyyy

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« Reply #15 on: Aug 01, 2004, 12:46:13 PM »
x.x

A friend of mine eats Mayo on his cr0n. I think Mayo is the nastiest substance ever.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 01, 2004, 12:56:19 PM »
mayo with french fries, mayo with tuna, mayo with cheesesteak YUMMYYY in fact, i order my cheesesteaks with extra mayo! and no i dont have a pimple in my face, if u r wondering

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« Reply #17 on: Aug 01, 2004, 01:24:53 PM »
o.o what would that matter?
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 01, 2004, 02:29:26 PM »
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o.o what would that matter?
cause people are always telling me that mayo is soo greasy that makes u get pimples. which is true, it has a lot of grease

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 01, 2004, 02:44:44 PM »
Mayo is disgusting, and so is butter.  For some reason, I used to like the two but now they gross me out.

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« Reply #20 on: Aug 01, 2004, 02:49:06 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 01, 2004, 03:30:29 PM »
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o.o what would that matter?
cause people are always telling me that mayo is soo greasy that makes u get pimples. which is true, it has a lot of grease
That's an urban legend.
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« Reply #22 on: Aug 01, 2004, 10:58:37 PM »
I like mayo with my tuna sandwich, with my baloney sandwich, or with a plain burger patty.  And I would prefer it be some imitation mayo like Miracle Whip Lite.  Any other way doesn't jive.

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« Reply #23 on: Aug 02, 2004, 09:43:10 AM »
I like various mustards & horseradish.  SPICY!!!

And I'm sorry about your uncle, Emmy.  They never considered M.D. Anderson here?
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« Reply #24 on: Aug 02, 2004, 09:54:02 AM »
Guess not. They got Moskowitz.

...ANd Yes Nuri. I like my Name Change too.

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« Reply #25 on: Aug 02, 2004, 12:40:17 PM »
And the kitties are adorable!

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« Reply #26 on: Aug 02, 2004, 12:45:10 PM »
They are.  And see, they don't need mayo.  
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« Reply #27 on: Aug 02, 2004, 01:36:55 PM »
Yet... I wonder how they would taste with it....

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« Reply #28 on: Aug 02, 2004, 07:11:16 PM »
Kamineko does not like Mayo. Kamineko prefers the taste of human flesh.

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« Reply #29 on: Aug 02, 2004, 07:25:40 PM »
Well I prefer chinese food. *grabs a fork and knife*

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