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« Reply #30 on: Jan 07, 2006, 05:00:07 PM »
NERV would have owned him. Gendo > Hitler.
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« Reply #31 on: Jan 07, 2006, 09:42:05 PM »
Love the fact that most of the people debate in here by saying "Doug's an idiot, his arguments suck." Good job. Those debate skills come from a college education? If that's the case, you guys might want to ask for your money back. Or, even better, just grow up a little and stop acting like a board of dumbfucks and thinking the best way of communicating is by calling someone a moron if you don't like or agree with him.





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« Reply #32 on: Jan 08, 2006, 12:24:53 AM »
*Sips water*

Usually I'll argue Christianity to a stand-still, but frankly... I don't feel like it.

I'll simply go this route.

I believe the Christian God is a myth. Even if he wasn't, he's nothing I'd want to worship.

*Sips water again*

Heaven sounds like a dreadful place in all honestly. I'd probably try to find a way to re-kill myself if I ended up there.

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« Reply #33 on: Jan 08, 2006, 01:42:43 AM »
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Love the fact that most of the people debate in here--
Nobody wants to "debate" with your ass, that's the damn point.  God, it's like that one whiney kid that wants to play kickball all the time and doesn't understand that no one's interested.
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 08, 2006, 03:06:55 AM »
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thinking the best way of communicating is by calling someone a moron if you don't like or agree with him.
 
you do realize that y...never mind.

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« Reply #35 on: Jan 08, 2006, 01:51:00 PM »
ANd he validates our argument.
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 08, 2006, 10:35:41 PM »
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*Sips water*

Usually I'll argue Christianity to a stand-still, but frankly... I don't feel like it.

I'll simply go this route.

I believe the Christian God is a myth. Even if he wasn't, he's nothing I'd want to worship.

*Sips water again*

Heaven sounds like a dreadful place in all honestly. I'd probably try to find a way to re-kill myself if I ended up there.
Most Chrisitian's views of God is something they saw from a pyramid scheme. Jerry Falwell owns three Benzes, yet gives shit to charity.

Imagine if their's no heaven, and God doesn't care because God is God and why the fuck should he care about you. We are all just meaningless specks anyways, God has more important things to worry about than Phage getting sweet birthday rape on E. Like Gravity. Do you know  how hard keeping that shit together is? I have troubles with the flash games, let alone keeping a massive swirling field of atoms and Dark Matter from ripping apart into inert, warm gasses.

Hehehehe, we were made from God's fart.
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 08, 2006, 10:50:45 PM »
*Shrug* Entirely possible, but in which case doesn't line up with being the 'Christian' God - so no problem.

Anyways, not looking to debate, just stating my feelings.

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« Reply #38 on: Jan 08, 2006, 10:55:29 PM »
I know. The 'Christian' God is a fucking asshole, like some prick in the bar who spills beer on you, then demands you pay for it.

Fucking weak.
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« Reply #39 on: Jan 08, 2006, 11:26:46 PM »
You know what that prick in the bar should get? Lead pipe to the skull.

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« Reply #40 on: Jan 09, 2006, 12:11:09 AM »
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You know what that prick in the bar should get? Lead pipe to the skull.
I feel the same way about D. Irony!

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« Reply #41 on: Jan 09, 2006, 11:09:00 AM »
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Love the fact that most of the people debate in here--
Nobody wants to "debate" with your ass, that's the damn point.  God, it's like that one whiney kid that wants to play kickball all the time and doesn't understand that no one's interested.
Seriously, just one game of kickball.  It'll be fun, I swear!

Ok, fine, what about dodgeball?  We'll even have a no head-shots rule.

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« Reply #42 on: Jan 09, 2006, 11:51:18 AM »
I'm in.
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« Reply #43 on: Jan 09, 2006, 01:39:52 PM »
Who?
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« Reply #44 on: Jan 09, 2006, 02:48:11 PM »
What?  Where?  When?  Why?  How?  Who?
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« Reply #45 on: Jan 09, 2006, 03:50:40 PM »
Oh Shi-!
 

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« Reply #46 on: Jan 09, 2006, 04:16:14 PM »
Uh-ohhhhh!
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« Reply #47 on: Jan 09, 2006, 04:39:51 PM »
Spaghettio?

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #48 on: Jan 09, 2006, 04:51:39 PM »
He could fit in a spaghetti-o...
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« Reply #49 on: Jan 09, 2006, 06:48:39 PM »
Headshot!

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« Reply #50 on: Jan 09, 2006, 08:11:18 PM »
OH GOD! YOUR FACE!!!
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« Reply #51 on: Jan 10, 2006, 01:05:57 AM »
PORN!  

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« Reply #52 on: Jan 10, 2006, 09:18:53 AM »
YOU RUINED IT!  YOU...YOU RUINER!
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« Reply #53 on: Jan 10, 2006, 02:48:36 PM »
Sorry....when he said "Oh god, your face." Porn is what popped into my mind.  

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« Reply #54 on: Jan 10, 2006, 04:16:17 PM »
Reminds me of a porno blooper...
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« Reply #55 on: Jan 10, 2006, 10:42:16 PM »
Oh fuck it.

What I will say is that I was raised christian. I went to church, sunday school every sunday. I went to a more conservative church, they did everything by the book. But, at the same time, I read science books.

I am not sure if God exists or not, as I have seen no proof of it. Sure, there have been wierd things that have happened that might be explained away by a diety, but then again, they just might be odd coincidences.

The way I see the bible is that it's mostly just a book of stories and opinions of people who lived long ago, but not the absolute law and word of God. It was written and re-written by man, so how can you say it's what God wants? It's just something to help you form your own opinions, not to take literaly.

I also believe that anyone has the right to believe in whatever religion they want, and that no matter what you believe, if heaven does exist, then anyone will be able to get into it, and God will judge you due to what kind of person you are, not on what religion you're a part of. And hell? Hell is nothing more than purgatory... it's only Hell for those who love God because it's an absence of God.

The reason I seem to hate Christianity is because of they way many of them act. To them, the Bible is TRUTH ABSOLUTE, and any other way is sinful and working for the devil. Anyone who does not believe in the Christian God is sent to hell without question, even if they're Ghandi. Gays, muslums, hindus, buddists, are all evil. To me, someone who takes the bible lightly and with a grain of salt, that kind of attitude is egotistical and self-centered at best, a kind of "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm going to heaven and you're not, ha ha" attitude. And that's the kind of attitude I can't stand.

So to hell with uptight christians.
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« Reply #56 on: Jan 11, 2006, 03:38:40 AM »
God is real and he's promised to send me to middle earth when I die.

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« Reply #57 on: Jan 11, 2006, 08:26:15 AM »
It's spelled "Deity".

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« Reply #58 on: Jan 11, 2006, 09:41:47 AM »
Well put, D.  Many of my own thoughts exactly.

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« Reply #59 on: Jan 11, 2006, 10:34:34 AM »
For the record, I know a lot of devout Christians who are the nicest people I've ever met.

I, however, have decided to become a Pastafarian. Much easier, and Heaven has a stripper factory. :D