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« on: Nov 21, 2005, 06:32:33 PM »
Bernie, meet Bernie:



Mindy saved him from being dumped by some guy who was moving out. He's a cr0n snake, and a freaking long one at that. Very, very cute.

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 21, 2005, 10:00:45 PM »
Ugh! I hate snakes Jock, I HATE THEM!  

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« Reply #2 on: Nov 21, 2005, 11:35:31 PM »
I was gonna get one long time ago but when the owner of the store was grabbing her, she "jumped" towads my dad. needless to say he wasn't pleased with that reaction.

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 22, 2005, 12:21:57 AM »
I would love a snake except for feeding it live or frozen mice.  And then they get bigger and so their snacks get... bigger.  Not to mention one time when I was little, I was about to go pet a giant snake and it pooped a lot of freaking poop.  I don't want it pooping on me.

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« Reply #4 on: Nov 23, 2005, 12:45:33 AM »
I like snakes but I wouldn't want one as a pet.

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 23, 2005, 07:30:32 AM »
Why not? They're awesome. They don't make any noise and are very low-maintenance. This guy you have to feed on mouse every two weeks, clean the cag once a month, and remove the skin when he sheds. Easy!

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« Reply #6 on: Nov 23, 2005, 09:35:44 AM »
I could see myself getting a snake.  I love reptiles.  My two turtles are incredably low maintenance as well.

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 23, 2005, 09:44:41 AM »
I have two turtles now too. I don't want them but I don't want to throw them away they are soo cute (and nobody else wants them)
I wouldhave a snake and any kind of reptile in Peru but not here, cause here you have to have the damn heating stone and the light and that, at least here, cost lots of money

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« Reply #8 on: Nov 23, 2005, 01:11:54 PM »
I have three medium-to-large dogs.  They're low maintenance.  They only cost me a bag of food every month.

I don't need a snake or iguana or some other weird-ass animal for a pet.  
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 23, 2005, 02:25:15 PM »
Yeah, I stick to mammals.Things that are warm blooded and don't have hallow bones.

You know a Bat would be a cool pet.  
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 23, 2005, 08:10:27 PM »
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I don't need a snake or iguana or some other weird-ass animal for a pet.
Someone soon will mention me in this thread, I know it.
So I'll beat them to it.
SCREW YOU ALL!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #11 on: Nov 23, 2005, 08:34:16 PM »
He's only jealous cause emus are ten million times better than dogs.

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 23, 2005, 08:53:56 PM »
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Yeah, I stick to mammals.Things that are warm blooded and don't have hallow bones.

You know a Bat would be a cool pet.
Heck yes it would.

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« Reply #13 on: Nov 23, 2005, 09:01:04 PM »
Motherfucking snakes in Bitches house.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 23, 2005, 09:58:32 PM »
B-but... my mom hates the snake with the fire of a thousand suns, why would she... I mean, I didn't think she was into that... I mean, ugh, grossness, why would Bernie allow it, it would probably be very uncomfortable for a snake to go into a moist, undulating crevice, no matter how warm that crevice happened to be...
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 24, 2005, 02:07:02 PM »
EVIL!!!!!
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #16 on: Nov 25, 2005, 11:57:25 AM »
...Ew.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #17 on: Nov 26, 2005, 02:16:23 AM »
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B-but... my mom hates the snake with the fire of a thousand suns, why would she... I mean, I didn't think she was into that... I mean, ugh, grossness, why would Bernie allow it, it would probably be very uncomfortable for a snake to go into a moist, undulating crevice, no matter how warm that crevice happened to be...
Maybe she read "Kiss the Girls" and it just gave her crazy ideas.  

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« Reply #18 on: Nov 26, 2005, 09:24:55 AM »
Should I ask?

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 26, 2005, 10:10:59 AM »
No.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #20 on: Nov 27, 2005, 01:26:33 PM »
I would. :D
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #21 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:42:22 AM »
I like snakes, but couldn't handle feeding them domesticated rodents.  Now if it would go hunt the wild ones who eat our bird seed down in the yard and come back afterwards, that would be cool.   :)  
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 06, 2005, 01:24:22 PM »
I would like to eat snake.

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« Reply #23 on: Dec 06, 2005, 02:13:00 PM »
My girlfriend just got some little snake that is supposed to grow to 3-4 feet. Now she says she's gonna get a burmese python.  She's been awful annoying lately though so I may not ever see the latter.

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 06, 2005, 02:53:14 PM »
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I would like to eat snake.
the only reptile i've ever eaten has been an alligator

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« Reply #25 on: Dec 06, 2005, 03:03:25 PM »
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 06, 2005, 04:11:42 PM »
isn't eel a fish?
well in that case, ive had eel too

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 06, 2005, 05:59:40 PM »
Who hasn't had eel? And an eel is a fish.
I can kill a small child with only a lick.

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« Reply #28 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:24:45 PM »
Damn you, I want eel.

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« Reply #29 on: Dec 06, 2005, 11:34:36 PM »
Japanese! I love eel sushi. The sauce they serve with it is divine. It's probably made from eel organs though...
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