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« on: Nov 16, 2005, 10:47:39 PM »
Yea, in case you missed these episodes like I did :(

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« Reply #1 on: Nov 16, 2005, 10:56:34 PM »
YAY YOU'RE NOT BITCHING!

And Kary's dad went all Psycho Christian, and is trying to convert her... and has plans for me!

Fucking Evangelicals.
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« Reply #2 on: Nov 16, 2005, 11:34:30 PM »
Hell don't look so bad if Tom gets saved and goes to Heaven.  

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« Reply #3 on: Nov 16, 2005, 11:36:15 PM »
I don't believe hell exists.

Plus you love me, you're the person here I am most like.
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« Reply #4 on: Nov 16, 2005, 11:38:49 PM »
God, now I feel like I has sex with D. How many Sleeping pills does it take to OD on? I'm sure several people on this board know the answer.  

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« Reply #5 on: Nov 16, 2005, 11:51:36 PM »
Yeah Faye would know. She does that now for fun.
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« Reply #6 on: Nov 17, 2005, 01:27:53 AM »
I think I saw god in that gap between her front teeth...

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« Reply #7 on: Nov 17, 2005, 11:36:03 AM »
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God, now I feel like I has sex with D. How many Sleeping pills does it take to OD on? I'm sure several people on this board know the answer.
OH!!! Oh no you di'n't!  SNAP!

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« Reply #8 on: Nov 17, 2005, 04:02:29 PM »
Can someone summarize this shit?  I want to know exactly what the bitch was screaming about without having to waste my time watching it.
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« Reply #9 on: Nov 18, 2005, 10:51:34 AM »
Trading Spouses is yet another idiotic reality show  - here married couples exchange families for a week or so in the hopes that it will revitalize their marriage or whatever - a G-rated Temptation Island of sorts. The only thing good about these shows is that they rather refute the fundie claim that marriage will be destroyed if gays are allowed to do so legally since straight people have been hell-bent on making marriage a prime time joke for several seasons now on Fox.  <_<  
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« Reply #10 on: Nov 18, 2005, 11:01:02 AM »
Reality TV as a whole just needs to die! I stopped watching Network TV way back in 2001 because of all the "Real" TV.  

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« Reply #11 on: Nov 18, 2005, 11:12:27 AM »
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Yeah Faye would know. She does that now for fun.
I hate taking pills.

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« Reply #12 on: Nov 18, 2005, 12:16:13 PM »
I know what 'Trading Spouses' is about, I know how the idea was ripped out of Dave Chapelle's ashy-black palms...  Was the other mother Buddhist or something?  I heard something about Buddha and non-Christians...and I think I heard that her name was "Jade", so I can only assume.
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« Reply #13 on: Nov 18, 2005, 03:28:15 PM »
Jade sounds more muslim than buddhist

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« Reply #14 on: Nov 18, 2005, 03:42:37 PM »
Jade is asian, though there were alot of Chinese Muslims. But Mao took care of them.
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« Reply #15 on: Nov 18, 2005, 10:18:28 PM »
I used to watch that momswap one for a while.  The one on ABC.  There so many things to watch though that I've just had to drop stuff.  The Amazing Race becoming a family thing made it pretty easy to drop that one.  And I've seen the last few seasons on Survivor and their twists suck now more than ever, so I didn't bother with that one.  I don't have an hour to give to What Not To Wear.  I don't get Style anymore so I don't watch How Do I Look.  I dropped America's Next Top Model primarily because I missed the beginning, so I can't really get into it so that freed up another hour.  Rockstar: INXS has been over with.  The only thing I watch now that's kinda reality are those decorating shows on HGTV.
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« Reply #16 on: Nov 19, 2005, 01:04:43 AM »
I LOOOVED "My fair Brady" but only because I was sooo liek Adrian while my ex is sooo like Chris. Hah pussies

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« Reply #17 on: Nov 19, 2005, 03:08:55 PM »
Was your ex as old as Chris?

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« Reply #18 on: Nov 19, 2005, 04:02:17 PM »
no but he was (a little) shorter than me, with a gut and extra hairy. oh, also an asshole. not that i hate him though. it was just the same situation of a normal guy being a normal guy(that is, being an asshole)

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« Reply #19 on: Nov 20, 2005, 04:20:33 PM »
You know, "extra hairy" & "asshole" are scary in the same sentence.  :blink:  
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« Reply #20 on: Nov 20, 2005, 07:59:45 PM »
I saw a black chick in a pr0n once with an extra-hairy asshole.

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« Reply #21 on: Nov 20, 2005, 08:27:02 PM »
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You know, "extra hairy" & "asshole" are scary in the same sentence.  :blink:
Yeah, I usually get things in the skim over but I had to read that very carefully.   :lol:  

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« Reply #22 on: Nov 23, 2005, 09:13:44 PM »
OMG, Fucking win!

Some guy sold a bobble head of the God Warrior on Ebay for $800. It even was on several news stations! Damn!

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« Reply #23 on: Dec 08, 2005, 09:43:13 PM »
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no but he was (a little) shorter than me, with a gut and extra hairy. oh, also an asshole. not that i hate him though. it was just the same situation of a normal guy being a normal guy(that is, being an asshole)
I take offense to that. Not all normal guy's are assholes

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« Reply #24 on: Dec 08, 2005, 11:28:44 PM »
I'm a normal guy and I'm an asshole. I'm also extra hairy as well.  

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« Reply #25 on: Dec 09, 2005, 12:54:51 AM »
With freak hands.
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« Reply #26 on: Dec 09, 2005, 03:07:01 AM »
Just the right one....it's so muscular.  

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« Reply #27 on: Dec 09, 2005, 07:42:26 AM »
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You know, "extra hairy" & "asshole" are scary in the same sentence.  :blink:
Yeah, I usually get things in the skim over but I had to read that very carefully.   :lol:
Yeah I read that all together.   :lol: