Author Topic: Awesome. (Read 7348 times)

tomduo · « **on:** Nov 07, 2005, 02:57:35 PM »

http://www.firstcoastnews.com/news/strange...x?storyid=46825

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TAMPA, FL -- An NFL cheerleader was arrested Sunday morning after allegedly having sex with another woman in a restroom stall of a Tampa bar.

Two women, who identified themselves as cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers, bonded out of a Tampa Jail early Sunday morning.

Those in line for the restroom complained after finding the pair having sex in the stall.

According to police records, the two women arrested were booked as 22-year-old Kristen Owen and 26-year-old Angela Kaethley, both cheerleaders for the Carolina Panthers.

Later on, they questioned the identity of Owen, who may have been illegally using the cheerleader's North Carolina driver's license.

The woman using Owen's license is charged with assault and battery after allegedly getting into an altercation.

Angela Ellen Keathley is charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

Both women were described as being very intoxicated.

The Panthers were in Tampa to play the Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sunday.

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Bernie · « **Reply #1 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 03:03:21 PM »

Were you here when I posted about the time I was bartending and walked in on two chicks in the ladies room? One had her thin white shirt pulled up and the other was rouging her nipples with that lipstick that doesn't come off without makeup remover.

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 03:15:27 PM »

Pictures?

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:24:48 PM »

I guess you have more discerning taste than I but I don't see anything wrong with them. You can do the one on the right while the on the left stimulates your prostrate with her nose.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:26:43 PM »

The one of the left looked kinda like a muppet. A hot muppet mind you, but.... "gee Burt"... yeah. That.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:47:54 PM »

i'll never understand lesbians. wheres the PENIS?

Bitch · « **Reply #6 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:49:52 PM »

That's the point of being a lesbian: no penis.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:50:36 PM »

yeah but why wouldnt a girl like having sex with a guy?? theres no substitute for teh penis!

Bitch · « **Reply #8 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:54:44 PM »

There are many reasons. For example, my auntie picked up a guy because he ran his car into a light pole and she was gonna take him to the police station, but he cut her and raped her and ran away. Now she doesn't like men and instead loves a chick called Jaimie or something. My grandma thinks she's just pretending and will stop being gay soon. XD

tomduo · « **Reply #9 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:59:57 PM »

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i'll never understand lesbians. wheres the PENIS?

In the drawer with some extra D-Cells.

And your aunt could be pretending, afraid of men and all. Unless she was a lesbian before.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 08:20:02 AM »

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There are many reasons. For example, my auntie picked up a guy because he ran his car into a light pole and she was gonna take him to the police station, but he cut her and raped her and ran away. Now she doesn't like men and instead loves a chick called Jaimie or something. My grandma thinks she's just pretending and will stop being gay soon. XD

wow thats terrible

Tom you are a fucking asshole, how could someone pretend to get raped and cut herself in order to make everybody think she was assaulted? Maybe you've done that before, but not everybody is like you

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 11:44:05 AM »

Pretending unintentionally. As in she really doesn't hate men, but she is pretending to be a lesbian out of no other choice. Same as gay men who marry women and pretend to be straight because of sociological views.

Though I must admit, I am an asshole.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 11:53:18 AM »

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i'll never understand lesbians. wheres the PENIS?

Having sex with each other doesn't necessarily make them lesbians. Just sayin'....

tomduo · « **Reply #13 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 12:46:17 PM »

It is incredibly hot, though.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 01:44:07 PM »

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i'll never understand lesbians. wheres the PENIS?

Having sex with each other doesn't necessarily make them lesbians. Just sayin'....

True. According to one theory, everyone is bisexual to a degree; otherwise, we would never consider anything about our own sex attractive.

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In the drawer with some extra D-Cells.

My girlfriend & I never did this. Nor have I ever had my men tuck it between their legs to see what that would look like. I wanted the person, not the gender. Anyway, when enthralled, everything about *that* individual is incredibly hot. No alterations needed.

And no, I didn't get pictures, Tom. Going into the restroom clicking away wouldn't have been conductive to job security.

tomduo · « **Reply #15 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 04:53:26 PM »

BUT IT WOULD BE SO HOT! Especially if they asked you to join them...

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Be right back.

The D · « **Reply #16 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 09:45:27 PM »

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Were you here when I posted about the time I was bartending and walked in on two chicks in the ladies room? One had her thin white shirt pulled up and the other was rouging her nipples with that lipstick that doesn't come off without makeup remover.

See, this is proof I'm sheltered! I'm missing out on the best parts of life, dammit! :angry: I have yet to walk in on anyone having sex, let alone lesbians in a bathroom! What's the fun of life if you can't walk on the wild side?

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There are many reasons. For example, my auntie picked up a guy because he ran his car into a light pole and she was gonna take him to the police station, but he cut her and raped her and ran away. Now she doesn't like men and instead loves a chick called Jaimie or something. My grandma thinks she's just pretending and will stop being gay soon. XD

I can't see someone changing their sexual orientation on a dime like that, no matter what happens to them. If that was the case, then the neocons who say gays can be "fixed" would be right.

Also, can someone please shut up Tom?

tomduo · « **Reply #17 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 09:50:41 PM »

*blows his load onto D's shiney head*

Bitch · « **Reply #18 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:08:11 AM »

Is that why you're so whiney, Doug? You need to get laid?

There's a brothel on near Lincoln and Washington that advertises its low, low rates for guys who don't last very long. >_>

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:10:16 AM »

You got their number?

:: Gets pad and paper. ::

Bitch · « **Reply #20 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:12:56 AM »

They're unlisted, but Jezebel's advertizes on the radio.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 06:15:35 AM »

DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!!!

Ah well.......

tomduo · « **Reply #22 on:** Nov 09, 2005, 01:35:42 PM »

Awesome.

Author Topic: Awesome. (Read 7348 times)

Bernie