Author Topic: Evangelists (Read 12946 times)

Extra Zero · « **Reply #30 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 10:41:35 AM »

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Bloody Hell! You ate the book!

I usually just take whatever is offered and get rid of it later.

Well, just some of it's pages to be fair, but yes I did eat the book. It certainly wasn't as "GOOD" as some like to claim...

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:16:37 PM »

Ha ha! Priceless.

IDE · « **Reply #32 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:20:42 PM »

We have a group that does that kind of shit on campus here. I bought a shirt that has a picture of Jesus and underneathe it says beLIEve. I need to go out there and show it off.

tomduo · « **Reply #33 on:** Nov 07, 2005, 06:57:24 PM »

I saw a great nonreligious one featuring Che Gueverra, and a no smoking cross out with "Not a Real Hero" written over it. Fucking classic.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #34 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 08:20:57 AM »

I hate Che GUevera
puaajkdsdkfhfl there i just puked

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 12:05:57 PM »

I never saw the point of wearing him on a shirt to begin with. Would anyone wear a shirt that said "Friends with Fidel" or "Little Communist"? Hmmm, well maybe I'd wear the second one, depending on how much glitter was on it.

tomduo · « **Reply #36 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 12:47:30 PM »

I'd like 'Raped Women' emblazzoned on my ass... with glitter.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #37 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 01:45:44 PM »

Shirt I saw:

Front: 10,000 women battered every day!

Back: I like mine raw.

tomduo · « **Reply #38 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 04:55:19 PM »

Only in Texas. Where it isn't a crime, but sodomy is!

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 08:20:42 PM »

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Shirt I saw:

Front: 10,000 women battered every day!

Back: I like mine raw.

Ack! I almost want to laugh, but then it also kind of sounds like it's venturing into cannibalism.

tomduo · « **Reply #40 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 09:03:25 PM »

Canibalism would say "I like mine tenderized."

The D · « **Reply #41 on:** Nov 08, 2005, 10:07:26 PM »

Proposal 2? That was already approved in Michigan, even though everyone I know voted against it.

It's the midwest, there's a lot of small-town idiots out there.

The D · « **Reply #42 on:** Nov 12, 2005, 10:50:30 PM »

Dammit.

I saw them again... they seem to come out every saturday on the same corner. One of them passed out a brochure so I started to eat it...

And then the guy encouraged me to eat it and said it was food for the soul and that I was recieving the light of Christ into me.

I hate you Zero. well, I hated you to begin with so nothing changes.

tomduo · « **Reply #43 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 12:07:01 AM »

Bitch bitch bitch.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #44 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 12:09:35 AM »

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I hate you Zero. well, I hated you to begin with so nothing changes.

As you should. There's not much to eating a bible in an evil manner...not much at all. You fucked up.

Bitch · « **Reply #45 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 03:43:30 AM »

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Bitch bitch bitch.

What? :|

tomduo · « **Reply #46 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 06:45:30 AM »

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #47 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 09:54:21 AM »

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I hate you Zero. well, I hated you to begin with so nothing changes.
As you should. There's not much to eating a bible in an evil manner...not much at all. You fucked up.

Jesus, can't even SIN right.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 10:06:18 AM »

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Dammit.

I saw them again... they seem to come out every saturday on the same corner. One of them passed out a brochure so I started to eat it...

And then the guy encouraged me to eat it and said it was food for the soul and that I was recieving the light of Christ into me.

I hate you Zero. well, I hated you to begin with so nothing changes.

You should have defecated on it before you ate it...that would have showed them.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #49 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 11:25:03 AM »

Yep, and you might've been arrested for public indecency too!

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Nov 13, 2005, 05:46:44 PM »

Ha ha, "food for the soul". Brilliant. Score one more for Christ.