Let me spell it out for you, you're a 23 year old guy who hangs around little girls. Gee, what would Average Joe assume your intentions were? Nothing good, that's for sure.
How do you know whether I hang out with little girls or not? Wait, don't tell me, you've been watching me haven't you? Oh, so you're the one who's been walking around my house at night. I thought it was a peeping tom or robber, it's just Zero watching me masturbate. Well, I warn you, next time I see you looking in my house I'll blow your face off.
But seriously, how the hell do you know what I do? How do you know if I hang out with underaged girls or not? Guess what, you don't. You don't know me IRL, you don't live around here, you've never met me. Your argument falls flat. Let me see, what logical fallacy did you use there?
What if I tell you I don't hang out with females that much and in fact, don't even have any female friends at the moment? I doubt you'll believe me. I could tell you that women avoid me like the plague, so the likliness of them hanging out with me is pretty slim. But I think you won't believe me. Whatever.
Sorry to hear about your ex girlfriend Bernie. Sounds like her mother needed to get hit upside the head with a gold baseball bat.