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« Reply #90 on: Aug 22, 2005, 10:58:31 AM »
The Ultimate Books remain my only salvation. It's Claremont free.

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« Reply #91 on: Aug 22, 2005, 12:41:39 PM »
Considering I'm probably the only Sebastian Shaw fangirl in existence, I have scant reason to peruse X-Men.  <_<  
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« Reply #92 on: Aug 23, 2005, 10:38:41 AM »
So you must have been upset at the most recent St*r WarzzZZ redux.  :ph34r:  
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« Reply #93 on: Aug 23, 2005, 10:59:01 AM »
Eh?

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« Reply #94 on: Aug 23, 2005, 11:49:19 AM »
Megs reads his credit, he does!  :lol:

British actor Sebastian Shaw played Anakin in Return of the Jedi & got digital Botox in the revised release.  Looks just like Hayden now.

I was of course referring to Marvel Black King Sebastian Shaw who, unlike the actor, does not stay dead for very long, but they can never do anything interesting with the character.  And Tessa betraying him was totally beyond the pale. Bitch.  :angry:

 
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« Reply #95 on: Aug 24, 2005, 12:42:20 AM »
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British actor Sebastian Shaw played Anakin in Return of the Jedi & got digital Botox in the revised release. Looks just like Hayden now.
I feel sorry for that duder.  Fuck George Lucas up the ass.  Did I say that already?  I don't believe I have....

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« Reply #96 on: Aug 24, 2005, 01:01:35 AM »
Could you find something big enough that he'd notice?

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« Reply #97 on: Aug 24, 2005, 01:09:42 AM »
Howard the Duck.

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« Reply #98 on: Aug 24, 2005, 01:28:52 AM »
Lucas has clearly lost his mind. He is not the same guy that was the brain behind  the first trilogy, Indiana Jones, and other good films like American Graffiti. He's just lost it. I blame his kids....made him soft.  

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« Reply #99 on: Aug 24, 2005, 08:10:44 AM »
Maybe he never had "it" to begin with.  I personally believe that he stole his ideas from other people.  Take St*r WarzzZZ for example.  There are too many holes in the plot of the story and it does not run smoothly like it should.

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« Reply #100 on: Aug 24, 2005, 09:29:34 AM »
First three work just fine.....Not any plot holes I can tell other then Luke kissing Leia...which is just four kinds of wrong.

I'd be willing to write off St*r WarzzZZ as a fluke, if it where not for American Graffitii and THX-1138. Both where good movies with good scripts. St*r WarzzZZ was really the biggest of 3 hits movies that he had written and directed in a row. So he had something.

And Lucas himself will admit that a lot of SW was stolen. He took what he liked, threw it into a blender and then presented it in a way no one had before. That was part of the appeal of SW. It was so radically different, yet so familar all at the same time.

But it was after SW that GL did what he should have done for the rest of his life....and that was come up with Ideas and let other people handle the foot work. After SW he was sucessful enough to do that, and he should have kept doing it. Cause when you really look at it, he is a amazing creator and storyteller, but a medicore director and one of the worst Screen-Writers ever. There almost has to be a buffer between Lucas and the public made up of Producers, Screen-Writers, and directors to turn his idea into something marketable. When Lucas is the producer, writer, and director we get the Prequels. Which at their core, the prequels where good stories that went so wrong in the details. If he had people like Kurtz(Producer SW, ESB,The Dark Cystal )and  Lawrence Kasdan( Writer ESB,ROTJ, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Big Chill) working on them they would have turned out far better. Instead he had Yes men all around him like Rick McCallum. That's how you get talking jackass Frogs and offensive Sterotypes mixed in with some of the flatest dialouge ever.
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« Reply #101 on: Aug 24, 2005, 09:39:07 AM »
Rama is right on the money.  GL reached that rarified level at which everyone is afraid to say "no" to him.  Except a lot of former fans at the box office.  :P

 
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« Reply #102 on: Aug 24, 2005, 12:10:57 PM »
Rick McCallum is a giant tool. Lucas is a lot like Chris Claremont.

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« Reply #103 on: Aug 25, 2005, 12:12:49 AM »
I've always held that Kurtz was the most responsiable for making Lucas's ideas into Good Films. Kurtz was the co-producer on Graffitii and full Producer on St*r WarzzZZ and ESB. Shortly after wrapping on Empire, Lucas and Kurtz had a falling out. Wouldn't be surprised if it was because Kurtz was telling Lucas what he could and couldn't do with his films, but I don't know the details of it all.

ROTJ went ahead without Kurtz, replacing him with Howard Kazanjian, and is considered the worst of the orginal 3. Then the Prequels came along with McCallum, who Tom correctly summed up as a Tool, and they sucked 100 times worse then ROTJ. Just shows you how much impact a good producer can have.  

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« Reply #104 on: Aug 25, 2005, 12:15:00 AM »
It's sad when all the featurettes feature McCallum more than they do Lucas...

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« Reply #105 on: Aug 25, 2005, 11:53:51 AM »
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Rama is right on the money.  GL reached that rarified level at which everyone is afraid to say "no" to him.  Except a lot of former fans at the box office.  :P
"No, Motherfucker!  NO NO!  You soooo crazy, bitch!"  Hmmm, it doesn't seem that difficult to me.   :lol:  

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« Reply #106 on: Aug 25, 2005, 12:37:23 PM »
Shut up stupids.
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« Reply #107 on: Aug 25, 2005, 10:05:32 PM »
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Rama is right on the money.  GL reached that rarified level at which everyone is afraid to say "no" to him.  Except a lot of former fans at the box office.  :P
"No, Motherfucker!  NO NO!  You soooo crazy, bitch!"  Hmmm, it doesn't seem that difficult to me.   :lol:
Yea, but if you say that to his face, he calls on his clone troopers to work you over a bit. And if he's really mad at you, they take you to a dark cold cell deep underground where they sodomize you with discards from the prop department.

I've noticed it when I watch the documentaries that come with the prequels and the edits, he always talks about "this is how I wanted the movies to be, this is how I envisioned them." He's so self-centered and believing that the universe revolves around him that I'm shocked his head hasn't turned into a black hole yet.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #108 on: Aug 25, 2005, 10:09:23 PM »
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Rama is right on the money.  GL reached that rarified level at which everyone is afraid to say "no" to him.  Except a lot of former fans at the box office.  :P
"No, Motherfucker!  NO NO!  You soooo crazy, bitch!"  Hmmm, it doesn't seem that difficult to me.   :lol:
And 10 mins later you're standing outside the locked gates of Skywalker ranch with pink slip in hand.

Seriously, his limitless sucess in the 70s and 80s has really givne him a god complex.
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« Reply #109 on: Aug 25, 2005, 10:20:58 PM »
"I WILL FILM EVERYTHING DIGITALLY"

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« Reply #110 on: Aug 25, 2005, 10:24:15 PM »
I thought someone was kidding when they said he was going to add the Clone Trooper Armor with CG-I over the actor....but they weren't. For Fuck's sake...just make the costume.  

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« Reply #111 on: Aug 25, 2005, 10:31:46 PM »
Who the fuck needs actors? Lucas has scanned all the actors in, and sampled thier voices. Pixar was the begining.

I think Carrie Fischer just didn't wanna suck him off, so now he has a grudge against actors.

Gimme Tarantino and Rodriquez.

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« Reply #112 on: Aug 26, 2005, 08:04:35 AM »
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« Reply #113 on: Aug 26, 2005, 08:23:48 AM »
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Gimme Tarantino and Rodriquez.

I'll add Alfonso Cuaron for those calmer evenings.
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« Reply #114 on: Aug 28, 2005, 08:35:21 PM »
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« Reply #115 on: Aug 29, 2005, 11:51:07 AM »
Darth Stupid. That's you.
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« Reply #116 on: Aug 29, 2005, 03:19:54 PM »
I don't think Megs should be allowed to use the words "Stupid", "Shut, or "Up." and/or any combination thereof.  

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« Reply #117 on: Aug 29, 2005, 03:23:19 PM »
Oh yeah?  :angry:

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« Reply #118 on: Aug 29, 2005, 03:29:21 PM »
I'm a little let down. I was expecting "Shut up Stupid!"  

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« Reply #119 on: Aug 29, 2005, 09:54:24 PM »
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Darth Stupid. That's you.
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