Author Topic: My God (Read 11771 times)

The D · « **on:** Apr 24, 2005, 11:37:01 AM »

There's this white fluffy stuff falling from the sky! Is the world ending?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 24, 2005, 11:42:41 AM »

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There's this white fluffy stuff falling from the sky! Is the world ending?

No, God is jacking off on your house.

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 24, 2005, 10:15:50 PM »

well, he jacked 2 inches of jizz around here. a little north got 10 inches of jizz.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 12:01:44 AM »

Which shows that God loves them more.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 12:13:42 AM »

I wish God would love me.

Max Con · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 01:18:15 AM »

God loves me in the middle of the night sometimes.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 01:34:48 AM »

Or it's your Dad.

Max Con · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 01:55:29 AM »

I don't think a 52 year old man who makes cracks about how much pussy he could get playing with his band would work as a midnight molester.

Fiero · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 09:35:44 AM »

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I don't think a 52 year old man who makes cracks about how much pussy he could get playing with his band would work as a midnight molester.

It's a cover, duh.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 11:26:51 AM »

yes... I am not Max's father.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 06:15:04 PM »

If you were my Dad......I don't want to say I'd shoot myself, but I can't think of anything LESS extreme...

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 06:22:53 PM »

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If you were my Dad......I don't want to say I'd shoot myself, but I can't think of anything LESS extreme...

Why can't you accept my love? We went to a baseball game, we had ice cream, and I taught you how to flame properly. And what did you do for me?

;.; sometimes I wonder how you came from my balls.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 08:34:52 PM »

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If you were my Dad......I don't want to say I'd shoot myself, but I can't think of anything LESS extreme...

Chemical castration?

The D · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 09:23:43 PM »

<_<

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 09:35:56 PM »

That's nice.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 25, 2005, 10:38:06 PM »

I love that comic.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 26, 2005, 12:05:35 AM »

I get it now. God's the tree.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 10:55:29 AM »

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:09:58 PM »

God's always the tree...never the grass. Why?

Derrick · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:20:21 PM »

Because God doesn't like to be smoked by dirty Jamaicans.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:24:57 PM »

Good one.

Derrick · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:25:51 PM »

You should give in to the Dark Side.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:29:31 PM »

You should.... give in..... to the shut up side.

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:31:34 PM »

I've heard better lines from Jedi who couldn't act... and those lines were written by Bullfrog Lucas.

*breathes*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 01:39:19 PM »

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You should.... give in..... to the shut up side.

HA!

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 27, 2005, 11:34:48 PM »

God, stop jizzing George Lucas already.

Derrick · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 28, 2005, 07:30:07 AM »

Does Nuri-Kins have a crush?

:wub:

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 28, 2005, 11:24:58 PM »

Yes, I do. With the thought of utterly destroying you.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 29, 2005, 06:29:37 PM »

DO IT!

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** May 02, 2005, 10:16:05 PM »

It was snowing and sleeting today!

GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SUMMER.