Author Topic: Hey, MegatronYES (Read 5824 times)

PapaMidnight · « **on:** Apr 14, 2005, 03:42:56 AM »

I'm officially internet stalking you. Muahaha. It won't be long before I track you down and then your life shall come to a most untimely end. Eventually. I guess. Ya know, none of this would've had to happen if you'd answered my email. Maybe you just don't read your email. Whatever. Too late now, your fate is sealed. With super glue. And that really sticky tape that always sticks to itself before you can get it on what you actually want.

To all others, please do not maim and/or torture me for trespassing on your board. And if I don't get forum lynched for this I might actually stick around and contribute cause y'all say some interesting crap about stuff and junk.

Ummm..... <_< :unsure: :angry: SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE!

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 08:03:39 AM »

I'm not sure I like the cut of your jib.

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 08:06:34 AM »

Hahahahah, jib.

What's a jib?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 09:50:28 AM »

Given my superiority to MegatronYEs, PapaMidnight is now my bitch by default.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 10:13:49 AM »

TOO LATE!!!

*rapes Papa's ear canal* TAKE IT BITCH!!! TAKE ALL 2 INCHES AND LOVE IT! MONKEY LOVE! MONKEY LOVE!!!! GIMME A BANANA!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 10:20:02 AM »

just ignore the poor soul

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 11:51:05 AM »

No ignoring! Ignoring is forbidden! He'll think he's dead!

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 02:38:08 PM »

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Extra Zero:
Given my superiority to MegatronYEs, PapaMidnight is now my bitch by default.

Can't argue with logic like that. Two best words in the english language: de fault, de fault. <Do I have a single a single non Homer inspired thought in my head?>

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 09:55:03 PM »

In order for you to become an accepted member of our secret society (not cult, we're more high class than that), we will have to subject you to a most painful and agonizing hazing ritual involving....

*watches Tom violate your ear canal*

Never mind. You pass.

Post 600. Yay!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 10:10:08 PM »

ewww, it's all sticky.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 11:13:07 PM »

I think this is one of my buddies from basic. Charles.

Fiero · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 14, 2005, 11:49:59 PM »

Like QBasic class, basic?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 01:42:41 AM »

Shut up.

Okay Papa. Tell me how tall you are....................

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 07:31:12 AM »

First of all, I'll have no more of this ear raping. Or at least wear a condom or rather some sort of Q-tip condom hybrid.

Secondly, does joining this secret society involve changing my name to something superqueer like Brother Sunshine or King Inthebutt? Cause I already got fake IDs that say that, just in case.

Fourthly, (because the number three is obviously evil) yes it's Charles. What up? And I forget how tall I am. Taller than you. Shorter than the Eiffel Tower. That good enough?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 11:11:22 AM »

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First of all, I'll have no more of this ear raping. Or at least wear a condom or rather some sort of Q-tip condom hybrid.

Secondly, does joining this secret society involve changing my name to something superqueer like Brother Sunshine or King Inthebutt? Cause I already got fake IDs that say that, just in case.

Fourthly, (because the number three is obviously evil) yes it's Charles. What up? And I forget how tall I am. Taller than you. Shorter than the Eiffel Tower. That good enough?

YOU FORGOT THIRDLY!!!

*slings poo at the newb*

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 11:32:12 AM »

Fourthly, (because the number three is obviously evil)

YOU FORGOT TO READ!!!!

*slings poo back at you*

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 02:58:54 PM »

*jacks off wildly*

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 05:24:51 PM »

Can I call you "Chuck"?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 05:52:53 PM »

You can call me whatever you want.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 06:03:25 PM »

Nuri, call tom "bitch"

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 06:10:36 PM »

Two Bitches? That's too confusing.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 06:12:14 PM »

then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too

PapaMidnight · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 08:28:06 PM »

Assuming the Chuck comment was directed at me. Sure, not a problem.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 15, 2005, 10:23:31 PM »

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then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too

Then you can be: "Super ultranazi slutty with an extra case of STD and because you're a spoiled foriegner I can't wait till some Rap star uses you in a party and you're left with his illegitimate lovechild Bitch."

*breathes*

Max Con · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 01:48:38 AM »

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then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too
Then you can be: "Super ultranazi slutty with an extra case of STD and because you're a spoiled foriegner I can't wait till some Rap star uses you in a party and you're left with his illegitimate lovechild Bitch."

*breathes*

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 08:38:24 AM »

Take the Monkeyman!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 11:30:52 AM »

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then call him "stupid bitch" yeah. change his user name to that too
Then you can be: "Super ultranazi slutty with an extra case of STD and because you're a spoiled foriegner I can't wait till some Rap star uses you in a party and you're left with his illegitimate lovechild Bitch."

*breathes*

I didn't say "call me whatever you want", so yeah

Merla · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 03:17:05 PM »

There's one bitch too many at this board. <_<

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 04:19:47 PM »

And you're the queen, miss "I am too cool to show my picture bitch".

Bitchy Merla · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 16, 2005, 04:39:42 PM »

More like I am too cheap to buy a digi cam. Seriously I really am shopping for one just ask my sis.

Author Topic: Hey, MegatronYES (Read 5824 times)

Bitchy Merla