Author Topic: Hey Johnny, where are you going? (Read 4907 times)

The D · « **on:** Mar 30, 2005, 02:51:20 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html

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LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Famed attorney Johnnie Cochran, perhaps best known for his successful defense of O.J. Simpson, died Tuesday afternoon after suffering from an inoperable brain tumor, his family said. He was 67.

Don't leave me here dammit, you need to acquit me!

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 02:57:20 PM »

I was gonna make this thread, except I was gonna call it, "If the tumor doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

My mom kept going on about what it shame it was he died because he was such a brillaint mind, something-something... nevermind he kept OJ Simpson free and available to kill again! HO HO!

The D · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 02:58:46 PM »

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I was gonna make this thread, except I was gonna call it, "If the tumor doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

My mom kept going on about what it shame it was he died because he was such a brillaint mind, something-something... nevermind he kept OJ Simpson free and available to kill again! HO HO!

Yes, but HAS OJ killed again? Not that we know of.

I doubt he'd risk slashing up someone else. He knows the instant the evidence points to him, they'll haul his ass to prison faster than the jury can say "you're guilty".

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 03:06:58 PM »

"Not that we know of."

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 03:55:43 PM »

Hey, he's still on that extensive search for the REAL killers :angry: They've gotta be on one of those golf courses.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:20:37 PM »

Ah! So the gopher from Caddyshack did it! That sick fuck!

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:21:28 PM »

He had a thing going on with OJ's wife.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 08:09:30 PM »

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http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/29/cochran.obit/index.html

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LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- Famed attorney Johnnie Cochran, perhaps best known for his successful defense of O.J. Simpson, died Tuesday afternoon after suffering from an inoperable brain tumor, his family said. He was 67.

Don't leave me here dammit, you need to acquit me!

You don't need him. You need Michael Jackson's lawyer. And maybe R.Kelly's too

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 09:30:38 PM »

Don't forget Kobe Bryant's.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 31, 2005, 10:18:17 AM »

*pisses on D*

Merla · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 10:02:55 PM »

**watches** I find this strangly erotic.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 02, 2005, 02:03:03 AM »

JESUS FUCK. :x

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 02, 2005, 02:09:55 AM »

Pay me Merl!

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 09:24:57 AM »

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**watches** I find this strangly erotic.

WE ARE NOT RELATED.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 11:22:21 AM »

Whoa. And you were peeing in front of her, Nurkins.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 04, 2005, 12:14:49 PM »

Wow, that trumps the swan thing from before.