Author Topic: My dad's in the hospital (Read 28923 times)

Fiero · « **Reply #60 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 07:11:05 AM »

I'm enjoying this two-sided banter.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #61 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 09:20:03 AM »

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Chow-dehrr? Chow-dehrr? Chow-dah!

omgg you make fun of his accent soo much, thasnks god i didnt go to that yahoo voice chat, you would have make more fun of mine:(

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #62 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 11:45:52 AM »

I'm told I have no accent. However, if I listen to someone else with an obvious accent/speech pattern long enough, I have to be careful to not start mimicking it.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #63 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 12:06:59 PM »

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Chow-dehrr? Chow-dehrr? Chow-dah!
omgg you make fun of his accent soo much, thasnks god i didnt go to that yahoo voice chat, you would have make more fun of mine:(

Uhhnnnhhhh.

I wana hear your accent. Nuri's jus tisn't strong enough to the point that it can be made fun of.

Merla · « **Reply #64 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 01:36:48 PM »

Whhhaaa?

Nuri has an accent!?!?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #65 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 01:44:56 PM »

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I'm told I have no accent. However, if I listen to someone else with an obvious accent/speech pattern long enough, I have to be careful to not start mimicking it.

that happens to me when i hear argentinians speaking

Merla · « **Reply #66 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 01:48:49 PM »

Columbians are the worst. I don't like having to deal with them. <_<

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #67 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 04:22:11 PM »

one of my coworkers was colombian <_<

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #68 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 08:19:16 PM »

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Oh.... okay. No incest!

Does the sexy Merla count?

*needs an inhaler*

Extra Zero · « **Reply #69 on:** Mar 29, 2005, 10:44:34 PM »

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Columbians are the worst. I don't like having to deal with them. <_<

They've never really bothered me. I've never gotten along with Peurto Ricans too well though...

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #70 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 08:51:57 AM »

I have a friend married to a Columbian. He went ape shit about something Xmas eve 8 years ago and took a baseball bat to all the presents & the tree. She ran her pregnant self outside, grabbed their two huskies and got to a neighbors' while he was distracted with the rampage & called the cops. They've been divorced for a while now, but she won't be entirely rid of him until their daughter turns 18.

On the plus side, the kid is bilingual, as he's the only one in the family who speaks English.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #71 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 10:48:12 AM »

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I have a friend married to a Columbian. He went ape shit about something Xmas eve 8 years ago and took a baseball bat to all the presents & the tree. She ran her pregnant self outside, grabbed their two huskies and got to a neighbors' while he was distracted with the rampage & called the cops. They've been divorced for a while now, but she won't be entirely rid of him until their daughter turns 18.

On the plus side, the kid is bilingual, as he's the only one in the family who speaks English.

When I first moved here, my Spanish teacher was Columbian. She didn't speak a word of English, and always was drinking Coca Cola. I swear, Hispanics love Coke.

Merla · « **Reply #72 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:05:39 PM »

I work with this dude. And thank the heavenly father he's stationed at the other campus so I hardly have to deal with him. He's Columbian and such an @$$! He is always monopolizing my time and that of my co-workers. My bosses were doing him some favors and he didn't seem to understand this. So when they were not around he became very demanding toward the rest of us, treating us like a bunch of dummies. Half the time I couldn't do what he wanted because I was alone and I cannot leave my station when I am alone and he would get upset and nasty when I tried to explain this to him. My bosses had their boss's boss tell him to leave us alone.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #73 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:24:54 PM »

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Columbians are the worst. I don't like having to deal with them. <_<
They've never really bothered me. I've never gotten along with Peurto Ricans too well though...

fuck puertoricans.

Colombians never bother us peruvians, probably cause they know that if it wasn't for Peru they wouldnt be so famous for the coke

Extra Zero · « **Reply #74 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 01:32:41 PM »

[Stupid Response]But Faye, wasn't Coke created in Atlanta Georgia?[/Stupid Response].

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #75 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 02:28:13 PM »

I did mean Coca Cola. And I must agree, most Puerto Ricans and cubans... hell most Hispanics are ethnocentric assholes.

B E C K · « **Reply #76 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 03:01:43 PM »

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Chow-dehrr? Chow-dehrr? Chow-dah!
omgg you make fun of his accent soo much, thasnks god i didnt go to that yahoo voice chat, you would have make more fun of mine:(

That's a line from the Simpsons. We're just kidding around about him sounding like Diamond Joe Quimby. I have no idea what tom sounds like. There's no way anyone would've made fun of you. You probably have a sexy accent and MegatronYES would've just gone off and played paddleball with himself or something.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #77 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:01:24 PM »

I kinda sound like that

But screw you! My State didn't give the world Bush!

Well actually connecticutt did, but apparently W is a Texan by... scandal?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #78 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:03:43 PM »

Dad moved here to do tax-friendly bidness. The rest is notoriety.

B E C K · « **Reply #79 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:29:24 PM »

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I kinda sound like that

But screw you! My State didn't give the world Bush!

Well actually connecticutt did, but apparently W is a Texan by... scandal?

It may not have been your state, but it was your part of the country! When an irate Mexican, a trendy Indian, or a bucktoothed hyucking cowboy becomes president, then you can bitch at us.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #80 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:35:21 PM »

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I kinda sound like that

But screw you! My State didn't give the world Bush!

Well actually connecticutt did, but apparently W is a Texan by... scandal?
It may not have been your state, but it was your part of the country! When an irate Mexican, a trendy Indian, or a bucktoothed hyucking cowboy becomes president, then you can bitch at us.

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hyucking cowboy becomes president

Isn't that what... happened? HE'S ALWAYS ON THE DAMN RANCH SHOOTING THINGS!!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #81 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 04:49:37 PM »

he's not a real cowboy! he's a wannabe!

Fiero · « **Reply #82 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 05:11:27 PM »

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he's not a real cowboy! he's a wannabe!

Yeah, he doesn't even have a real cow or horse, they're all secret service agents dressed up to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 05:13:41 PM »

Exactly!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #84 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 05:30:11 PM »

Anyone who says he isn't ends up in Gitmo. Do you want that to happen to you?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #85 on:** Mar 30, 2005, 08:13:04 PM »

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he's not a real cowboy! he's a wannabe!
Yeah, he doesn't even have a real cow or horse, they're all secret service agents dressed up to make sure he doesn't hurt himself.

or choking on things

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #86 on:** Mar 31, 2005, 10:16:55 AM »

That reference is old.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #87 on:** Mar 31, 2005, 03:14:24 PM »

who are you to say whats old and whats not?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #88 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:12:49 AM »

Your pussy is almost old.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Apr 01, 2005, 12:14:27 AM »

The Sphere has a 10% senior discount.