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« Reply #60 on: Apr 09, 2005, 04:58:22 PM »
Brad Pitt. Allright
Will Smith. No.
Colin Farrell. Who?
George Clooney. Love.
Tom Cruise. Ick no
Johnny Depp. Love
Ashton Kutcher. Meh
Orlando Bloom. Meh
Jude Law. Love
Richard Gere. Allright


I just bought What's eating Gilbert Grape the other day for $5.
I havent got to see it yet, but you know I cant resist a young-er Depp.
Only movie I havent liked him in was Blow.

Jude Law was terrible in Alfie, well its wasnt really him I just didnt like the movie, and I hated Sky Captain too.
Huckabees however shines cause Jude has such amazing characters to play off of.
The kid from Rushmore is the star, he has a unibrow like Sam.
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« Reply #61 on: Apr 09, 2005, 05:15:35 PM »
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Colin Farrell. Who?
Irish guy, thick eyebrows, came out in "Alexander" as the title character in which he sported a dumb looking blonde do'.

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« Reply #62 on: Apr 09, 2005, 05:17:10 PM »
ouila.

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« Reply #63 on: Apr 09, 2005, 05:20:11 PM »
I mustve not seen any of his movies.

He's pretty Meh looking.

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« Reply #64 on: Apr 09, 2005, 06:01:29 PM »
I don't think I've seen his movies either.  I've just heard of him and his... behaviour.

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« Reply #65 on: Apr 09, 2005, 06:07:57 PM »
Does he have sex with men in mall bathrooms?

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« Reply #66 on: Apr 09, 2005, 06:09:28 PM »
Nah he just likes his drink.  :bernie:

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« Reply #67 on: Apr 09, 2005, 06:13:54 PM »
Maybe he just went up a few points.
I hope hes not a violent drunk, those guys are no good yannow.

 

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« Reply #68 on: Apr 10, 2005, 11:06:57 AM »
Jude Law is def the best in CLOSER

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« Reply #69 on: Apr 10, 2005, 11:24:18 PM »
Why they put Richard Gere-head over Hugh Jackman is still confounding me....

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« Reply #70 on: Apr 10, 2005, 11:25:00 PM »
And where the hell is Mel Gibson?  RIGGS!!!

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« Reply #71 on: Apr 11, 2005, 12:10:45 PM »
Brad Pitt. Breederboy?  Not likely
Will Smith. No.
Colin Farrell. No
George Clooney. No
Tom Cruise. No
Johnny Depp. OK
Ashton Kutcher. No
Orlando Bloom. OK
Jude Law. OK (my sister would KILL me at this low assessment)
Richard Gere. Yuck

Agree with Nuri - HUGH JACKMAN!! :wub:  And Craig Parker (Haldir)
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« Reply #72 on: Apr 11, 2005, 01:56:56 PM »
Brad Pitt. HELL NO.
"Breederboy? Not likely" --Why do you call him that?  Just because he wants a family?  
Will Smith. YES!!!  Tee Hawty hawt hawt!
Colin Farrell. Fuck No.
George Clooney. No Way.
Tom Cruise. Ewwww!!!
Johnny Depp. 21 Jump Street Only.
Ashton Kutcher. Gross.
Orlando Bloom. OK only as Legolas.
Jude Law. He's an odd duck.  (my sister would KILL me at this low assessment)
Richard Gere. Yuck
HUGH JACKMAN!!  And Craig Parker (Haldir)  :wub:

Viggo Mortensen- A God!
Sean Bean & that dude who played his brother in LOTR. --Handsome  

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« Reply #73 on: Apr 11, 2005, 02:29:54 PM »
Nothing wrong with wanting a family.   Going on Larry King and whining that "it's time to quit just practicing" is very gauche.   Keep your dirty laundry in the hamper, Brad.  <_<  

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« Reply #74 on: Apr 11, 2005, 02:31:40 PM »
Dang he said that!  What a PIG!

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« Reply #75 on: Apr 11, 2005, 02:47:59 PM »
I would fuck Clooney or Pitt if I were gay, Bloom would have to be Legolas'd...

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« Reply #76 on: Apr 11, 2005, 03:13:01 PM »
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Brad Pitt. HELL NO.
"Breederboy? Not likely" --Why do you call him that?  Just because he wants a family?  
Will Smith. YES!!!  Tee Hawty hawt hawt!
Colin Farrell. Fuck No.
George Clooney. No Way.
Tom Cruise. Ewwww!!!
Johnny Depp. 21 Jump Street Only.
Ashton Kutcher. Gross.
Orlando Bloom. OK only as Legolas.
Jude Law. He's an odd duck. (my sister would KILL me at this low assessment)
Richard Gere. Yuck
HUGH JACKMAN!!  And Craig Parker (Haldir)  :wub:

Viggo Mortensen- A God!
Sean Bean & that dude who played his brother in LOTR. --Handsome
I would not!  That's Bernie's sister!  Brad Pitt is hot only in the movie "Cool World".  And I can't believe I forgot Sean Bean.  I'm sorry, my love!
 

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« Reply #77 on: Apr 11, 2005, 03:15:44 PM »
Oppsie!    :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  Sorry Nur-head.   I forgot to cut that out.  

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« Reply #78 on: Apr 12, 2005, 12:49:22 PM »
"only hot in the movie Cool World".....................  :rolleyes:  
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #79 on: Apr 13, 2005, 12:16:19 AM »
Shut-up.  You're not gay enough to count here.

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« Reply #80 on: Apr 13, 2005, 04:25:48 AM »
You're not sane enough to comment on celebrity hotness, clearly.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter