Author Topic: Constantine (Read 18023 times)

The D · « **on:** Mar 10, 2005, 10:04:24 PM »

I want my $8 back! :angry:

I went into this movie with high expectations because everyone told me how much it kicked ass. And I came out kinda disappointed. It tried too hard to be a combination of a horror movie and an action movie, and it didn't quite go either way. There wasn't enough horror, and there wasn't enough action.

The only thing it had going for it was it was stylish. Hell looked pretty cool. I'll have to go visit there sometime and pick out a spot to chill, since I'll be going there eventually.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 10:06:43 PM »

It was decent. Hellboy was far, far better.

blanktoe · « **Reply #2 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 10:59:14 PM »

I liked it but that might just be because I didn't pay to see it.

joe · « **Reply #3 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:01:15 PM »

I didn't pay to see Team America: World Police and I still fucking hated it.

Sideways was good though. Good and free.

blanktoe · « **Reply #4 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:02:52 PM »

Team America was just pure shit.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:07:15 PM »

Compared to Orgazmo, yes. On it's own, still good.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #6 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 01:34:59 AM »

:angry: .........

:rolleyes:

Extra Zero · « **Reply #7 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 06:40:05 AM »

What?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 07:34:55 AM »

And I've seen not one of those movies. People have been telling me to see Constatine though.

Merla · « **Reply #9 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 08:07:59 AM »

I was going to say why is he going to the movies given his situation and all but then it occurred to me that this may be his last time in a long time.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 08:17:03 AM »

You're so positive.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 10:09:32 AM »

everything with Keanu Reeves in it is considered excellent, in my mind.

joe · « **Reply #12 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 12:26:10 PM »

I've heard it's based on some comic book...

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 02:17:13 PM »

I'd rather see one about the Roman Emperor.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 04:50:54 PM »

My Keanu impersonation is just about spot-on.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 09:01:16 PM »

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I've heard it's based on some comic book...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #16 on:** Mar 12, 2005, 01:44:30 PM »

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What?

Oh, no. Not you, sorry. Toe and Joe.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #17 on:** Mar 12, 2005, 04:57:49 PM »

Who are those guys?

Merla · « **Reply #18 on:** Mar 12, 2005, 08:00:36 PM »

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Who are those guys?

Rodimustoe and Joerammstein.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #19 on:** Mar 12, 2005, 08:01:56 PM »

Still drawing a blank...

Fiero · « **Reply #20 on:** Mar 12, 2005, 10:11:24 PM »

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Still drawing a blank...

diepleasethxkbye, newb.

blanktoe · « **Reply #21 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 04:15:03 AM »

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Still drawing a blank...

:huh:

Extra Zero · « **Reply #22 on:** Mar 15, 2005, 12:19:06 PM »

OH WAIT! KENAN AND CANADA GUNDAM! I REMEMBER!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Mar 17, 2005, 09:33:43 AM »

Get two friends who also have 8 dollars, go by the theatre and wave some publically-illegal body part at the Constantine poster, then go to Best Buy & get the Hellboy set.

Merla · « **Reply #24 on:** Mar 17, 2005, 05:54:54 PM »

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OH WAIT! KENAN AND CANADA GUNDAM! I REMEMBER!

LMFAO. Yeah when I first saw that dude I thought hey it's Joe Rammy.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #25 on:** Mar 17, 2005, 06:28:47 PM »

Hahaha... I think everyone did.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #26 on:** Mar 19, 2005, 11:48:05 PM »

Movies suck.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #27 on:** Mar 19, 2005, 11:55:03 PM »

And you ironically work at Blockbuster.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #28 on:** Mar 20, 2005, 12:23:43 PM »

Yes, but do I? Do I really?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #29 on:** Mar 20, 2005, 02:09:36 PM »

Yes. Quit being a Carl.