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« on: Mar 02, 2005, 09:32:48 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/03/02/bubba.lobster.ap/index.html


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Another group calling itself People For Eating Tasty Animals reportedly offered Wholey a hefty price for the lobster.
:lol:  :lol: i love the name of the group!

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« Reply #1 on: Mar 02, 2005, 10:12:54 AM »
I hate your stomach, and your women are no longer attracting me.

But I'd still do them, as long as they're not eating meat at the time.

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« Reply #2 on: Mar 02, 2005, 10:19:42 AM »
dont care.

we LOOOOVE meat. yummyyy lobster

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« Reply #3 on: Mar 02, 2005, 10:20:52 AM »
What about surf and turf?

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« Reply #4 on: Mar 02, 2005, 10:22:32 AM »
I edited that post twice before realizing you'd already responded.
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« Reply #5 on: Mar 02, 2005, 10:31:26 AM »
me to the right, my dear sister to the left

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What about surf and turf?
thats freaking good too!

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« Reply #6 on: Mar 02, 2005, 11:56:51 AM »
Wouldn't a lobster that old be a bit tough? What's the point?
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« Reply #7 on: Mar 02, 2005, 12:26:28 PM »
you can just use a stone and stump the meat with it until its soft
i'll eat it anywaysss

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« Reply #8 on: Mar 02, 2005, 12:43:45 PM »
Gimme a 8 pound mainey, and I'll be happy.

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« Reply #9 on: Mar 02, 2005, 01:25:04 PM »
Your sister and you are both attractive.
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« Reply #10 on: Mar 02, 2005, 01:37:34 PM »
aww you are soo nicee, thanksss

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« Reply #11 on: Mar 02, 2005, 03:18:36 PM »
I had a friend once that was a member of P.E.T.A. (the "etihical" one, not the funny one).  Needless to say, I broke up our friendship by ordering the biggest, bloodiest steak they could legally serve and eating the whole thing infront of him.  Good times.
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« Reply #12 on: Mar 02, 2005, 03:27:16 PM »
If the friendship busted up over your right to exercise freedom of choice, good ridance as well. I've had other vegetarians give me shit for not trying to "convert" people.   :rolleyes:  
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« Reply #13 on: Mar 02, 2005, 03:58:32 PM »
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If the friendship busted up over your right to exercise freedom of choice, good ridance as well. I've had other vegetarians give me shit for not trying to "convert" people.   :rolleyes:
I've had other vegetarains give me shit for not wanting to burn, murder, and deface meat factories and animal testing labs, as well as the people inside them.

 
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« Reply #14 on: Mar 02, 2005, 04:10:58 PM »
Exactly.  Which will do what other than make the majority of people more pissed off? I don't give a shit what people think of me for not eating meat.  I do it for me, not them.  If they ask, I'm happy to answer any questions, but I'm not on the lecture circuit.  I sit at many a table with bloody steaks and burgers and chicken and if it's not on my plate, it's none of my business.  
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« Reply #15 on: Mar 02, 2005, 04:11:57 PM »
*loves meat*

If it wasn't for us to eat, we wouldn't be able to eat it.

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« Reply #16 on: Mar 02, 2005, 04:14:59 PM »
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If the friendship busted up over your right to exercise freedom of choice, good ridance as well. I've had other vegetarians give me shit for not trying to "convert" people.   :rolleyes:
Frankly, I was tired of Ben busting into people's conversations, handing out pamphlets and getting looked at while I ate.  He was one of those "over-night" vegans who was originally just a normal person and then deceided to take up a personal crusade for animals.
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« Reply #17 on: Mar 02, 2005, 04:16:45 PM »
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Here’s to the bull who roams in the wood
   And does all the heifers so very much good.
   If it wasn’t for him and his little red rod
   There’d be none of us here could eat steak, by God!

 
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« Reply #18 on: Mar 02, 2005, 04:25:32 PM »
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deceided to take up a personal crusade for animals.

We have one, but find supporting spay/neuter & adoption programs to be a more constructive outlet.  Ragging people about their personal choices is just obnoxious and won't change a damn thing.  

 
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« Reply #19 on: Mar 02, 2005, 04:30:24 PM »
Well that's not bad, even I encourage that one.  I also call animal control on any loose pitbull I see.
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« Reply #20 on: Mar 02, 2005, 05:03:46 PM »
Well I know what my IRS refund will buy now...

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« Reply #21 on: Mar 02, 2005, 05:07:25 PM »
I don't care if people have them, but it bothers me when they let them--or any other dog for that matter, run loose.  
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« Reply #22 on: Mar 02, 2005, 05:48:20 PM »
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*loves meat*

 
damnit i love it too!! right now im gonna cook me some nice meat.  dont know what i would do without it:'(

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« Reply #23 on: Mar 02, 2005, 05:49:01 PM »
I had chicken for lunch, and tomorrow? Sausage and Meatballs in Sauce!

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« Reply #24 on: Mar 02, 2005, 06:11:10 PM »
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*loves meat*

 
damnit i love it too!! right now im gonna cook me some nice meat.  dont know what i would do without it:'(
This is the part where aDam would whip it out for you two.

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« Reply #25 on: Mar 02, 2005, 06:21:19 PM »
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I had chicken for lunch, and tomorrow? Sausage and Meatballs in Sauce!
i had ground meat!
and tomorrow?nothing, cause im gonna drink at night and i wanna get as drunk as i can as fast as humanly possible

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« Reply #26 on: Mar 02, 2005, 07:03:57 PM »
I've been working on spaghetti sauce for the past hour.  Sausage and ground beef, ofcourse.
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« Reply #27 on: Mar 02, 2005, 07:35:15 PM »
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I've been working on spaghetti sauce for the past hour.  Sausage and ground beef, ofcourse.
Damn right.

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« Reply #28 on: Mar 02, 2005, 08:00:34 PM »
Turned out pretty good.  I had to add some Texas Pete and cayenne pepper to make it acceptable for myself, but everyone else liked it.
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« Reply #29 on: Mar 03, 2005, 01:12:30 AM »
I like eating meat and all but I don't want Bubba eaten.  After surviving to be that big, he should at least get a "Get Out Of Being Eaten" pass.