Author Topic: im highly dissapointed (Read 19588 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #30 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:27:22 PM »

Her tits are doomed for sure then.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #31 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 04:31:15 PM »

My point exactally. I mean Jesus, in one the pictures, they're PURPLE. FUCKING PURPLE!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #32 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 05:02:53 PM »

Her tits look like ground beef in a plastic bag.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #33 on:** Mar 02, 2005, 11:04:00 PM »

No. Ground beef atleast has SOME form. SERVED.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 01:27:53 AM »

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When was the last you were drunk?

It was once, exactly when I don't remember. I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #35 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 01:30:36 AM »

Heh. The only times I've been really drunk were by myself or a few friends, but those days are behind me. I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 01:32:46 AM »

I was depressed and trying to knock myself out as quickly as possible. Since that story is known to me by second account only, it seemed to have worked.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #37 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 01:35:44 AM »

I'll say. All I've been told is that I just sit back and laugh at shit and my responses are limited to "okay" and "go fuck yourself"...

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 01:38:56 AM »

You mean you don't do that normally?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #39 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 01:40:30 AM »

Well, I should specify that I mumbled those phases, rather than state them coherently. Otherwise, yeah I don't act that different.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #40 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 10:14:00 AM »

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I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.

You, sir, are a bartender's dream. I wouldn't even care if you didn't tip decently.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #41 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 10:34:49 AM »

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I don't like the thought of getting drunk in public, nor do I understand the reasoning behind drinking to get drunk. I drink to relax and loosen up.

You, sir, are a bartender's dream. I wouldn't even care if you didn't tip decently.

I remember Timmy... he took off his shirt and started to hug people...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #42 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 12:19:25 PM »

I can't even get drunk if I triy, generally. It' s just a relaxing activity. It's like weed with greater judgement impairing qualities.

I wouldn't want to see Nuri get drunk if she's anything like Jess (and you are) because Jessica gets abusive and violent when she's drunk. One time she pulled pants open as seductively as possible, and then slapped me in the face as hard as she could.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #43 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 03:17:27 PM »

Who's tits are purple and look like ground beef? Tara Reid or Joan Rivers?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #44 on:** Mar 03, 2005, 03:35:20 PM »

Why not both?

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Mar 04, 2005, 01:26:47 AM »

I'll bet you're Jessica and you, like, do yourself.

Merla · « **Reply #46 on:** Mar 04, 2005, 08:57:22 AM »

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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember. I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.

Oh man that was so messed up, the scary thing about it was that she didn't remember any of it.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #47 on:** Mar 04, 2005, 12:39:26 PM »

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When was the last you were drunk?
It was once, exactly when I don't remember. I combined booze and meds and ended up pissing in front of Merla.
Oh man that was so messed up, the scary thing about it was that she didn't remember any of it.

My brother peed in front of me once. And my Mom, and my Dad.

We drink alot :huh:

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Mar 04, 2005, 01:13:38 PM »

So your brother goes around peeing in front of everybody or everybody peed in front of you? :unsure:

MegatronYES · « **Reply #49 on:** Mar 04, 2005, 04:15:01 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #50 on:** Mar 05, 2005, 01:16:18 AM »

Yeah, which is it?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #51 on:** Mar 05, 2005, 12:01:21 PM »

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Yeah, which is it?

Probably both. I've been away at school for a looooooong time, and I've missed 2 of his felonies, and a possible third.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #52 on:** Mar 05, 2005, 01:19:02 PM »

Mother fuck.

Merla · « **Reply #53 on:** Mar 05, 2005, 04:33:16 PM »

My mom was peeing in front of me this morning.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #54 on:** Mar 05, 2005, 07:57:28 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Mar 05, 2005, 11:57:54 PM »

Yeah, she doesn't care to close the door.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #56 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 12:00:27 AM »

My friend's little brother used to leave the door open and the light off when he went, then he'd turn on the light and close the door when he was done. Keep in mind he isn't retarded and was about nine at the time.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #57 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 12:01:36 AM »

One time I kicked a dog realy hard in the head.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #58 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 12:03:29 AM »

One time I kicked a pitbull really hard in the rocks with steel-toed boots.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #59 on:** Mar 06, 2005, 12:06:17 AM »

Man, you're like my grandmother, you always have a better story. :rolleyes: "I kicked a dog harder than you did, my eye doesn't work, I look vaguely Asian, my TMNT doll floated at me,"