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MegatronYES · « **Reply #120 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:02:50 AM »

Blockbuster Video gave all of its employees a free copy of Elf on Christmas.

We all got what we paid for.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #121 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:03:57 AM »

Dick Dert.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #122 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:06:23 AM »

It was funny for thirty-five minutes and thenit just fucking stopped. It got so god damn Christmas-y and nonsensical.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #123 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:10:15 AM »

Because it was a Christmas movie. What did you want? A very visual birth of a claymation Jesus? A song to accompany that while a claymation donkey mopped up the clay placenta? Is that what you wanted you ANIMAL?!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #124 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 11:11:31 AM »

:angry: :: eats babies ::

B E C K · « **Reply #125 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 06:57:19 PM »

Crikey, we got us a dingo on the loose.

Elf sounds like every "funny" movie I've seen. Those things always lose steam at the end.

Fiero · « **Reply #126 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 07:35:52 PM »

Didn't that have Cristina Applegate, though?

Extra Zero · « **Reply #127 on:** Mar 10, 2005, 09:29:39 PM »

No, Anchorman did.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #128 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 02:05:03 AM »

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Crikey, we got us a dingo on the loose.

Elf sounds like every "funny" movie I've seen. Those things always lose steam at the end.

It gets all "family lesson" at the expense of plot, pace, and jokes all because there's only twenty minutes left.

B E C K · « **Reply #129 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 07:31:00 AM »

Bah! Damn families ruin everything.

Fiero · « **Reply #130 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 08:11:09 AM »

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No, Anchorman did.

Then who was the blonde in Elf in the shower?

B E C K · « **Reply #131 on:** Mar 11, 2005, 08:16:17 AM »

A young St Nick.