Author Topic: AHHHH!! NO MORE FUCKING NUMA NUMA!!! (Read 46389 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #180 on:** Aug 29, 2005, 12:39:32 PM »

You get extra credit because the women are supposed to do most of the creative writhing about. The men just arch a little and display their lordly lingam

B E C K · « **Reply #181 on:** Aug 29, 2005, 09:39:59 PM »

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So are you.

Like what, the diagrams have a picture of her face?

The D · « **Reply #182 on:** Aug 29, 2005, 09:57:34 PM »

she probably wrote half the book.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #183 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 08:45:53 AM »

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she probably wrote half the book.

Jesus, I'm not that old!

Rama · « **Reply #184 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 03:01:09 PM »

Yeah, the carbon dating puts her at least HALF that age.

Bernie · « **Reply #185 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 03:09:18 PM »

Yeah! So stay away from that attic portrait!

B E C K · « **Reply #186 on:** Aug 30, 2005, 10:53:14 PM »

A-HA! Hmmm, I wonder what it looks like....

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #187 on:** Aug 31, 2005, 12:35:41 PM »

Macaroni and glue. I keep it in the freezer so the cats won't chew on it.

B E C K · « **Reply #188 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 12:09:34 AM »

You just wait until they evolve opposable thumbs.... ooh, then you're in for it.

Faye Valentino · « **Reply #189 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 08:30:49 AM »

That won't happen, Jesus doesn't love them.

Rama · « **Reply #190 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 09:24:48 AM »

Are you kidding me. Jesus loves the pussy!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #191 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 02:22:57 PM »

Our damn cats don't need thumbs. If I don't get up and feed them when they think it's time, they start pulling DVDs off the shelves. :angry:

MegatronYES · « **Reply #192 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 02:43:57 PM »

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Yeah! So stay away from that attic portrait!

We need to start trying to make jokes that the other posters will get.

Bernie · « **Reply #193 on:** Sep 01, 2005, 04:30:50 PM »

Nuri got it, therefore I am content. ^_^ I like to play small intimate venues.

Rama · « **Reply #194 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 09:12:23 AM »

I got it, but only cause I saw that god awful League of Extrondinary Gentlemen movie. I’ve never actually read the book, but I should.

Merla · « **Reply #195 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 09:16:05 AM »

I actually liked that movie.

Rama · « **Reply #196 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 09:41:07 AM »

Well It's one of those movies that if you read the book first and then go see the movie based on it, you think it sucks cause it's nothing like the book. But if you had just gone to the movie and never read the book you might have liked it.

That's how LXG was. I had read the Graphic Novel before I saw the movie, so I was pretty let down by the whole thing. I might have liked it had I not, but I guess we'll never know.

B E C K · « **Reply #197 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 01:24:32 PM »

I've seen LXG but not before I saw the black and white "Picture of Dorian Gray" movie. Just when you think nothing in it can surprise you, bam! A young, hot Angela Lansbury.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #198 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 01:28:23 PM »

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I got it, but only cause I saw that god awful League of Extrondinary Gentlemen movie. I’ve never actually read the book, but I should.

oh god.....Stuart Townsend...hmmmm

Rama · « **Reply #199 on:** Sep 02, 2005, 03:35:11 PM »

I actually like the guy...not as much as you clearly do, but I think he is a good actor and one of the saving graces of the "Queen of the Damned" movie. The other being the soundtrack.

I can't wait for Night Stalker on ABC, which as we all know is a remake of Kojak the Night Stalker the show that inspired the X-files.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #200 on:** Sep 04, 2005, 11:05:15 PM »

I didn't like the movie. But not because I've read the book. Oh no. Because I'm not a stupid bitch, you stupid bitches.

B E C K · « **Reply #201 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 02:15:03 AM »

Which movie? LXG, Picture, or Damned?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #202 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 03:16:44 AM »

Extra Zero · « **Reply #203 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 09:21:11 AM »

I'll bet the book was full of just as many plot holes. And I still wonder how the fuck you'd stear that 6-wheeled car...

MegatronYES · « **Reply #204 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 01:56:09 PM »

It wasn't possessed of any plot holes. It did have a lot of untranslated Chinese though.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #205 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 02:07:06 PM »

Sure...

LXG Goofs.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #206 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 09:44:54 PM »

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It wasn't possessed of any plot holes. It did have a lot of untranslated Chinese though.

i know chinese

Damn I'm so intelligent!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #207 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 11:29:08 PM »

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Sure...

LXG Goofs.

We were talking about the book, ass ass.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #208 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 11:30:54 PM »

You boob! I was not informed!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #209 on:** Sep 05, 2005, 11:32:08 PM »

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I'll bet the book was full of just as many plot holes. And I still wonder how the fuck you'd stear that 6-wheeled car...

Fuckiod.

Author Topic: AHHHH!! NO MORE FUCKING NUMA NUMA!!! (Read 46389 times)

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