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I killed Johnny Carson.
« on: Jan 27, 2005, 02:06:33 PM »
And I have no regrets.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #1 on: Jan 27, 2005, 05:55:54 PM »
Old people suck.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #2 on: Jan 27, 2005, 05:56:10 PM »
Word to that.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #3 on: Jan 27, 2005, 09:18:17 PM »
I mourn Johnny as an icon but really, he never did make me laugh.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #4 on: Jan 28, 2005, 09:03:13 AM »
Who's Johnny Carson? :ph34r:
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 28, 2005, 12:59:23 PM »
Ha!
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #6 on: Jan 28, 2005, 01:19:27 PM »
No, seriously.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #7 on: Jan 28, 2005, 01:21:50 PM »
He hosted the Tonight Show before Jay Leno.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #8 on: Jan 28, 2005, 02:30:29 PM »
Wikipedia article on Johnny

Who can forget Art Fern?  Or Carnac the Magnificent, with his hermetically-sealed mayonnaise jar?  Great stuff.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #9 on: Jan 31, 2005, 05:21:15 AM »
I can apparently.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #10 on: Jan 31, 2005, 05:33:23 AM »
I always thought you would probably make a good late-night host.You know like, "Estrada All Night!" weeknights on ABC
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 31, 2005, 06:24:19 AM »
ABC can eat me.  I'd be on cable somewhere.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 31, 2005, 12:10:37 PM »
Hey, Leno would never let a marmoset piss on his head.  Johnny gets points for that.  
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 31, 2005, 01:13:22 PM »
Leno would however make Kevin Eubanks 'take one for the team'.   Carson would never do that to Ed McMahon.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 31, 2005, 03:57:38 PM »
Kevin Eubanks is a douche bag anyway.
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 31, 2005, 04:06:31 PM »
HA!  
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #16 on: Jan 31, 2005, 05:33:48 PM »
He's right, though. How could you be on TV every night, and not get a girlfriend.
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #17 on: Feb 01, 2005, 01:21:18 AM »
LOL!!  :lol:
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I killed Johnny Carson.
« Reply #18 on: Feb 01, 2005, 10:30:38 AM »
Maybe he should try pissing on Jay's head.  :P  
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 02, 2005, 07:14:35 AM »
I want to piss on Jay's head.  I don't know why, but I do.
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 02, 2005, 08:58:45 AM »
With all the product he uses, it would just bead up & run.
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 02, 2005, 10:31:12 AM »
Probably.  What a waste.
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