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« on: Jan 23, 2005, 01:06:45 AM »
Unless you want to see the horrors of nullification.  This fucker is worse than Goatse.
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 23, 2005, 01:12:49 AM »
I am suddenly reminded of Reboot. And their purple cubes that happened to be purple and called "game cubes."

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« Reply #2 on: Jan 23, 2005, 01:14:48 AM »
Mysterious links?  Are they wearing trenchcoats or something?  Do you mean from an e-mail, at a website, or at a board?

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« Reply #3 on: Jan 23, 2005, 01:31:49 AM »
It's a link to a blog.  I has four pictures of this dude cutting off the head of his own dick with an Xacto knife.  Due to the resolution of my monitor, I was treated to all four of them once the page loaded.
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 23, 2005, 02:22:21 AM »
Don't tell me that offended you, Cyc.
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 23, 2005, 02:42:35 AM »
Huh, I always wondered what a cross section of a penis would look like.

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« Reply #6 on: Jan 23, 2005, 09:18:17 PM »
dayuuuuuuuummmm

ive seen a dick cut in two(like a banana split) of this guy who did it cause hes into tattoes, piercings and all that stuff.

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« Reply #7 on: Jan 23, 2005, 11:24:21 PM »
Ew!  Sliced and diced!  x__x;

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« Reply #8 on: Jan 24, 2005, 08:38:14 AM »
i'm gonna search for the pic so i can show it to ya :-p

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« Reply #9 on: Jan 24, 2005, 01:57:10 PM »
You had to ask:  http://forums.shwiggie.com/index.php?showtopic=964

As soon as I get home and can get on there (for whatever reason, I can't get to my site from work except through Way Back Machine), I'm doing away with that thread.  I let it slide for a while until I could hear what it was before actually having to click it for myself.  Now that I need no more information, I don't want shit like that on my board.  
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 24, 2005, 04:25:03 PM »
Why the fuck would you do that!? What a dumb fuck.

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« Reply #11 on: Jan 24, 2005, 08:47:54 PM »
DS, I triple-dog-dare you to post the picture at the Ass-spank in a thread titled "New Way to Help Tsumnami Suvivors."  :P  
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 24, 2005, 08:59:56 PM »
DAMN i saw the pics
well, me being surrounded of stoners(and being kinda of an ex stoner myself) can assure you that the fucker wasnt stoned. you dont cut anything when you are on weed, NO WAY. he must have been on nitrous or coke or some shit like that

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« Reply #13 on: Jan 24, 2005, 09:55:08 PM »
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dayuuuuuuuummmm

ive seen a dick cut in two(like a banana split) of this guy who did it cause hes into tattoes, piercings and all that stuff.
Thanks to 4chan for this gem of a trainwreck, a guy apparantly got really stoned and took pictures of himself cutting off the head of his own penis.

I've been to 4chan before. And this is the tip of the cake of the shit they post there. I've seen what Faye has described... a penis sliced in half vertically and allowed to heal. A penis sliced into three ribbons. Testicles mutilated. Animals with intestines hanging out. Accident victims with insides and brains on the pavement.

In order to understand this, you have to realize that 4chan is mostly populated by people from places like Something Awful, Rotten.com, Fark, and Consumption Junction. Most of them are probably 12-13 and getting their shits and giggles spamming sites like 4chan with grusome pics like this.

This is why I think dumbasses like this should be exterminated. With flamethrowers.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 25, 2005, 12:06:16 AM »
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You had to ask:  http://forums.shwiggie.com/index.php?showtopic=964

As soon as I get home and can get on there (for whatever reason, I can't get to my site from work except through Way Back Machine), I'm doing away with that thread.  I let it slide for a while until I could hear what it was before actually having to click it for myself.  Now that I need no more information, I don't want shit like that on my board.
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 25, 2005, 12:11:41 AM »
I dunno, it's hard to say if it's better or worse if you go in there knowing what you're looking at.  But I will blame Maxcon for the fact that I can no longer eat hotdogs.  If you look at the pictures, you'll understand.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 25, 2005, 12:36:25 AM »
I like hotdogs.  I'll pass on the picture.

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« Reply #17 on: Jan 25, 2005, 12:18:16 PM »
Actually, there's evidence now that the pictures were faked, because when he cut it off, there was NO blood. Considering that's a sponge for blood, it's suspicious if not even a drop leaks out.
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 25, 2005, 01:44:27 PM »
well he tied a couple of whatever they are called around the thing. that can stop the blood, thats what they do in emergencies, in spanish its called torniquete, i think in english  is torniquet

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« Reply #19 on: Jan 25, 2005, 01:46:04 PM »
No, there's blood, look around the wound, look at the napkin.  Plus the area around the tie-off is pretty black.  If you've ever watched a real amputation, like on Discovery Health channel you'd also know that there isn't really that much blood involved.
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 25, 2005, 04:32:31 PM »
I was going to take that link off my board, but as long as its discussed and not outright posted I don't really care.  Besides, it may come in handy at some point later....
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