Author Topic: Hi I'm fucked (Read 25492 times)

Zero At Work · « **Reply #60 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 08:40:17 AM »

Well, despite not being a support group, we *CAN* teach him how to make a shiv out of a fruit cup and spork before he goes to the slammer.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #61 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 08:46:36 AM »

Concrete floors are perfect for honing edges, my friend. You can kill a man with a sharpened bar of soap if you have to.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #62 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 08:50:17 AM »

Wish I'd known that in art class. They were always making us carve stupid things out of bars of Ivory.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #63 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 09:05:19 AM »

Yeah, I recommend watching The Shawshank Redemption and Bound By Honor before heading for the slammer.

Zero at Work · « **Reply #64 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 09:26:14 AM »

And don't forget about American History X!

Merla · « **Reply #65 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 10:55:51 AM »

<---average, "open-minded", Kerry-supporting heathen

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #66 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 11:42:27 AM »

That reminded me of something I found amusing. My mother-in-law, an OSF (Oblate of St. Francis) in the Franciscan Order of Divine Compassion, didn't vote because she was obediant to the Church's command to not vote for Kerry due to his reproductive rights viewpoint, but she said she couldn't vote for Bush in good conscience either because she also agreed with Christ's opinion of men who make big ostentatious displays of their faith and thinks that he's encouraging people to worship *him* by presenting himself as God's self-proclaimed representative sent to "save" the country. Interesting viewpoint from a 68-year-old woman in a Catholic retirement home, to say the least.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #67 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 01:14:42 PM »

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Concrete floors are perfect for honing edges, my friend. You can kill a man with a sharpened bar of soap if you have to.

So long as he doesn't drop it!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #68 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 04:18:00 PM »

I'm questioning what the "D" Stands for in "Dangerous D".....
The best way to present my opinion in the matter is thus: If some guy, say 18, sleeps with my underage 15-16 daughter, I'd probably be going to jail and get sued for aggravated assault....Providing somebody stopped me in time and I wasn't able to hide the body. Though before initiating any sort of violence I would be inclined to find out the whole situation behind it, such as if my daughter lied about her age and if it was indeed consentual. If this is the case, I can't say that I would not be dissapointed, but I would definitely urge my daughter and the guy in question not to in a hopefully reasonable and intelligent manner.
....Or there's the good old baseball bat method.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #69 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 04:43:33 PM »

The "D" stands for "Doug".

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #70 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 06:28:33 PM »

Not Dumbass? Or Dipshit? or Dickwad? Or Durrmonger?

Max Con · « **Reply #71 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 06:39:36 PM »

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The best way to present my opinion in the matter is thus: If some guy, say 18, sleeps with my underage 15-16 daughter, I'd probably be going to jail and get sued for aggravated assault....Providing somebody stopped me in time and I wasn't able to hide the body.

That's pretty much what I said to Cyc a few days ago. Here here.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #72 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 06:43:54 PM »

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Not Dumbass? Or Dipshit? or Dickwad? Or Durrmonger?

Though it hints at "Dickless" given his taste in the opposite sex.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #73 on:** Feb 03, 2005, 10:10:16 PM »

Dingleberry?

B E C K · « **Reply #74 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 03:00:27 AM »

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Yeah, I recommend watching The Shawshank Redemption and Bound By Honor before heading for the slammer.

Yes yes, take a poster of Raquel Welch with you. Every jailbird needs one.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #75 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 10:10:42 AM »

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Though before initiating any sort of violence I would be inclined to find out the whole situation behind it, such as if my daughter lied about her age and if it was indeed consentual. If this is the case, I can't say that I would not be dissapointed, but I would definitely urge my daughter and the guy in question not to in a hopefully reasonable and intelligent manner.

Good reason for parents or other close adults to keep communication lines open. My aunt impressed upon me the idea of my having some responsibility in the matter when I was dating the senior guy, and that no matter the situation, HE would get blamed if we got caught. Made that "Ummm - let's not" a little easier to say.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #76 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 02:31:33 PM »

Yeah. You wouldn't have wanted to get the poor thing killed, would you?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #77 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 03:33:00 PM »

Poor thing? The guy I was dating?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #78 on:** Feb 04, 2005, 05:57:58 PM »

Yes...poor thing, he may have been killed because of you!

B E C K · « **Reply #79 on:** Feb 05, 2005, 01:46:09 AM »

..................the sex would've killed him?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #80 on:** Feb 05, 2005, 01:58:42 AM »

That's how I wanna die.

B E C K · « **Reply #81 on:** Feb 05, 2005, 02:02:17 AM »

I imagine that would be rather traumatic for the female.... or at least I presume female.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #82 on:** Feb 05, 2005, 02:03:59 AM »

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I imagine that would be rather traumatic for the female.... or at least I presume female.

One could only hope. Though given the health care decline in today's system, the fact is it could very well be a loner who lives with his parents who gets his kicks from sodomizing old people until they die.

*sighs* I can't wait for retirement. >.<

B E C K · « **Reply #83 on:** Feb 05, 2005, 04:52:29 AM »

No! Don't do that to the old people.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #84 on:** Feb 05, 2005, 08:20:27 AM »

o.O what?

ew. Not me. Ew ew ew. If I wanted a grilled cheeser, I'd make one myself >.<;;

MegatronYES · « **Reply #85 on:** Feb 06, 2005, 12:06:18 AM »

Oaugh.... fuck you.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #86 on:** Feb 06, 2005, 12:21:25 AM »

....

*backs out of thread...slowly*

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #87 on:** Feb 06, 2005, 09:53:43 AM »

Once again Tom has killed a thread.
DAMN You Tom, DAMN YOU.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #88 on:** Feb 06, 2005, 12:07:32 PM »

Again, not dead if you POST IN IT!

Im gonna send you to jail with D.

B E C K · « **Reply #89 on:** Feb 06, 2005, 10:39:22 PM »

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o.O what?

ew. Not me. Ew ew ew. If I wanted a grilled cheeser, I'd make one myself >.<;;

You're gonna.... sodomize yourself with a grilled cheese sandwich? :huh:

Author Topic: Hi I'm fucked (Read 25492 times)

Zero At Work

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