Author Topic: If I were a sea lion... (Read 4058 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **on:** Jan 22, 2005, 02:06:02 PM »

If I were a sea lion, I would go off to the magically kingdom of Nur, where I would become one with the chese of the viscount moceft. I would be happy, and drive a carrot through downtown washington DC and loot the whitehouse. Then George Bush would pull my magical whiskers, and I would grant him a wish. But what he doesn't know is the wish I would grant him would be ten pound balls.

^_^

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 03:06:16 PM »

See kids, this is what happens when you overdose on E.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 04:25:53 PM »

I am a sea lion. In World of Warcraft, Druids can assume many forms.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 07:19:45 PM »

If Tom were a sea lion I'd club him.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 09:35:08 PM »

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See kids, this is what happens when you overdose on E.

looks more like a mixture of lsd, acid and weed. maybe some shrooms on the side too

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 10:26:23 PM »

Senior or Junior, because I could see Jr. wishing for that.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 11:11:35 PM »

Junior, obviously. Senior would wish for a hot wife.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 11:23:14 PM »

Are you kidding? Babs Bush is a little sexpot!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 01:40:22 PM »

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Are you kidding? Babs Bush is a little sexpot!

With thighs as thick as Ted Kennedy's head.

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 11:20:23 PM »

Turkey-thigh Thanksgiving Thanksloving!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 30, 2005, 06:24:40 AM »

Like a cat. Or a bear.