Author Topic: Cat got out (Read 5615 times)

MegatronYES · « **on:** Jan 22, 2005, 12:14:14 PM »

Can't find him. Sucks.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 01:17:48 PM »

You have two options:

1. You can sit here and cry and moan about your poor little lost pussy, or

2. You can get off your lazy ass and find your cat.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 02:03:46 PM »

Mmmmm, pussy.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 04:24:45 PM »

Yeah, I guess I'll just start fishing through the bushes. You stupid, hot bitch.

Fiero · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 04:37:59 PM »

What a hot, hot bitch.

blanktoe · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 09:44:16 PM »

just go buy another cat.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 22, 2005, 10:19:36 PM »

Make kissy noises and desperately shake around dry cat food. That's what I do.

blanktoe · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 03:27:38 AM »

kissy noises...

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 10:42:37 AM »

When my old kitty used to hide in the bushes in the back yard, I'd turn on the electric can opener. He liked that for some reason.

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You stupid, hot bitch.

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What a hot, hot bitch.

I don't know whether to take offense or blush.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 08:48:53 PM »

Do both, dumbfire.

Found him. The guy downstairs had him. Blackfoot had been playing with my neighbor's cat all gleefully for a day.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 09:12:20 PM »

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Make kissy noises and desperately shake around dry cat food. That's what I do.

haha that made me remember what Dr Evil did to find the cat in Austin Powers

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 09:13:37 PM »

CHECK NEAR THE CHINESE JOINTS! Hopefully he isn't Kung Pao Kitty...

Or Moo Goo Gai Cat...

Or Kitty with Brown Sauce...

Or a Cat Roll...

Or Pussy Lo Mein...

Or Puss Puss Platter...

Or...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 09:23:26 PM »

1) he already found the cat
2) next time try to be funny
3) - 10000 cool points for doing a not funny joke AFTER he said he already found it

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 09:37:09 PM »

Want some kitty crackers?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 09:59:17 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 23, 2005, 11:16:05 PM »

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Make kissy noises and desperately shake around dry cat food. That's what I do.
haha that made me remember what Dr Evil did to find the cat in Austin Powers

I've never seen that movie.... in it's entirety anyway. I've always done that, though. We used to use the can opener noise with our old cats. Or the microwave. Sparky and Toki get their food out of those pop-top type cans though so neither of those work on them.

Pretty Faye · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 24, 2005, 08:42:07 AM »

In the movie, Dr Evil grabs the bag with the food and shakes it around singing "I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix please deliver". For some reason i thought that was hilarious

Author Topic: Cat got out (Read 5615 times)

Pretty Faye