Author Topic: Holy shit this is funny (Read 6737 times)

The D · « **on:** Jan 16, 2005, 10:29:57 PM »

Unlike the customer in the other thread, I have no idea who this guy is, but this guy's a lot funnier and wierder than the other angry dude.

Read the whole thing to get the joke.

No skimming, nuri!

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...hreadid=1423791

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 16, 2005, 11:07:51 PM »

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No skimming, nuri!

fuck!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 17, 2005, 09:36:49 AM »

I read the first few sentences and my ADD kicked in.

Hey, there's a bird outside!

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 17, 2005, 02:31:44 PM »

Okay I actually clicked the link and that dude is as verbose as all hell. How many words in the English language do you need to say "OMG one night I saw some sicko sniffing & licking crayons in teh store & then he put them back on the shelf. I told the manager an he said 'is that son of a bitch licking crayons again!' I laffed til i cried lolomg!!!1111" ?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 17, 2005, 06:17:16 PM »

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I read the first few sentences and my ADD kicked in.

Hey, there's a bird outside!

Yeah really.

"Yeah so like I tell people how fucked up they are in Bumfuck, Middleofnowhere lol I'm so much better than all of them hah hah hey are you guys listening huh HEY ARE YOU GUYS LISTENING 2 ME?!?!?!? i didnt pay all this money to join the SA board to have you guys not listening 2 me!!!!111"

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 17, 2005, 08:36:57 PM »

I am glad I am not the only one. And I don't think it counts as ADD if its really boring, and there's not really a good ending to it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 10:30:29 AM »

Weirdest one I ever had bartending threw a beer at me when she found out my day job was insurance.

Like I'm responsible for the rates. And yeah, I'm personally pocketing all your premiums - that's why I'm bartending on the side. :rolleyes:

It was fun watching her get thrown out, though.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 02:04:07 PM »

Damn. Did she seem crazy-crazy, or just crazy?

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 18, 2005, 02:47:45 PM »

Insurance?! An insurance agent killed MY PA!!! RARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

The D · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 02:06:45 PM »

The story did drag on too much (what do you expect though, it's Something Awful forums. They think they're the elite of the internet).
The ending did make me laugh though, but the whole thing could have been a lot shorter.

There are wierder things than licking crayons, like eating them.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 19, 2005, 07:31:41 PM »

how can you be the "elite" of the internet?

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 12:54:17 AM »

Apparently by being a complete hopeless dork.

Fiero · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 08:04:31 AM »

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Apparently by being a complete hopeless dork.

Quite commonly, fatness and self-loathing drunkenness accents this.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 02:04:45 PM »

See: Lum the Mad.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 02:06:21 PM »

Or this guy. He's ultra elite...

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 02:47:47 PM »

Transform into... BEER GUT!!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 03:18:17 PM »

The correct answer is "Fattimus Prime". He transforms into a bucket of KFC.

The D · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 20, 2005, 10:58:48 PM »

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how can you be the "elite" of the internet?

You're assuming I'm a Something Awful member.

That would require me to pay $10 for their forums. I'm not that rich.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 21, 2005, 12:05:56 AM »

No, I'm not a Something Awful memeber. Their stuff has only been amusing 50% of the time...so I'd have no need to join. No, I've known of that picture for years and years from the Transformers boards. I just Googled "fat guy dressed as Optimus Prime" and got near instant results.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 21, 2005, 02:27:47 AM »

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Or this guy. He's ultra elite...

His second chin alone is teh elite.