Author Topic: I want I want... (Read 11485 times)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 02:26:15 PM »

A sailor told me before he died
(and I don't know whether the bastard lied)
He had a wife with a cunt so wide
She never could be satisfied.
So he invented a great fucking wheel
Attached to it was a prick of steel
With two brass balls that were filled with cream
And the whole fucking thing was run by steam.

Round and round went the big fucking wheel
In and out went the prick of steel
Until that maid, at last she cried,
"Enough! Enough! I'm satisfied!"

And now we come to the bitter bit -
there was no way of stopping it.
The poor girl was split from twat to tit
and the whole fucking issue went up in shit!

~1847 sea chantey~

B E C K · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 04:16:42 PM »

EWWWW!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 04:22:59 PM »

Some performer friends got banned from Dickens on the Strand for a few years because they got ripped and sang that on a street corner. Famblees with younguns apparently weren't too thrilled.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 04:30:47 PM »

I can imagine they wouldn't be.

blanktoe · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 05, 2005, 05:43:40 PM »

I'd love to hear tha song on a Sponge Bob CD one day.

B E C K · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 06, 2005, 12:38:14 AM »

Sponge Bob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs could sing, with Gary doing a 'meow' now and then.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 06, 2005, 10:01:07 AM »

And then some sicko will throw Mrs. Puff in for a "test drive" on fanfic.net.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 06, 2005, 11:11:48 AM »

ACK!!!!!!!!!!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 06, 2005, 03:04:31 PM »

God.... I remember when someone did that with the Beast Wars characters.