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« Reply #30 on: Dec 31, 2004, 05:06:07 PM »
See? Bernie has righteous intentions.


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« Reply #31 on: Jan 01, 2005, 09:29:44 PM »
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To label everyone in those groups as a racist, hate mongering white person

Sounds like Max

Look, I don't care if you want to be a nazi like Faye and not donate money because the people hurt were third-world poor Indians and Asians and weren't white-blooded americans, then you don't have to.  You go splurge your money on nothing but video games to fap off to. And when you're poor and starving and homeless because your house burned down or got sucked up by a tornado, or you got kicked out of the house because your mom got tired of you doing nothing but play games, maybe you'll appreciate a little charity.

Or maybe you won't and you'll continue to be a faggish dildo.

But your attitude won't stop me from considering sending money, because I know that if I hadn't had the luck of being born in a country with an economy as good as America, I'd be in some shit filled country like the ones that got hit by the waves. And I certainly know I wouldn't like the idea of my own house and all my shit being destroyed by some random ass natural disaster.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

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« Reply #32 on: Jan 01, 2005, 09:30:38 PM »
I'm also a bigot and sexist!



Oooh, fiesty little Doug. Somebody pull your tail?



They don't deserve money!
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« Reply #33 on: Jan 01, 2005, 09:33:02 PM »
I'd like to know why you don't think they do, besides the fact they're poor and non-caucasian.

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I'm also a bigot and sexist!
Good luck getting laid with that kind of attitude.
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« Reply #34 on: Jan 01, 2005, 09:44:10 PM »
Sex isn't important to me.


They don't deserve money because being kicked in the ass by your homestead then wanting money is sad.


Plus, they're not me.


Only I deserve the money.
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« Reply #35 on: Jan 01, 2005, 10:09:11 PM »
Don't worry Max, Doug's weight and apathy will keep him a virgin till death.
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« Reply #36 on: Jan 01, 2005, 11:06:54 PM »
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To label everyone in those groups as a racist, hate mongering white person is very close minded, ignorant if best. I have some family tied with the group, while I don't support it in any way I respect them. Self hating whites really piss me off.

Did I?  I apologize then.

And I don't hate or like being white.  It's a matter of indifference to me.  
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« Reply #37 on: Jan 02, 2005, 09:30:47 PM »
Max's posts are hilarious.  I was reading this thread and for about a couple of minutes I honestly had no idea what you people were talking about.

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« Reply #38 on: Jan 02, 2005, 10:04:41 PM »
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Look, I don't care if you want to be a nazi like Faye
stop getting me into your fights, u freaking loser

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« Reply #39 on: Jan 02, 2005, 10:44:56 PM »
Doug knows shit, why should you take him seriously?  
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« Reply #40 on: Jan 03, 2005, 08:48:11 AM »
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I'll donate in the hopes of pissing off a fundie. As of yesterday, the lead batallions of "Christian values" and self-appointed morals directors of the country like the American Family Association, the Family Research Council, the Christian Coalition, Focus on the Family, Concerned Women for America, and the Coral Ridge Ministries, all still foaming at the mouth over gay marriage, stem cell research and abortion, haven't said word one about the tsunami.

Oh, but LIFE is SACRED!!! Wish they'd just put it on the fucking table and say what they mean - Caucasian American life is sacred. Hypocritical assholes :(
It might have something to do with those groups being geared toward advocacy of certain policies concerning America's political landscape, not global disaster reparation or relief.  But far be it from me to defend those dirty rotten scoundrels against misbegotten accusations and arbitrarily assumed scopes of duty.
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« Reply #41 on: Jan 03, 2005, 09:40:22 PM »
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Doug knows shit, why should you take him seriously?
i know, but hes annoying the hell out of me. especially now that hes imitating tom. i thought it was all good now that tom wasnt around anymore, but no, this other douche bag comes and fucks it all up :angry:  

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« Reply #42 on: Jan 04, 2005, 10:28:26 PM »
*will remember not to send any money when Peru has a natural disaster*
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« Reply #43 on: Jan 04, 2005, 10:47:18 PM »
its ok, i'll cover you

the only disasters we can have are tsunamis and earthquakes. those can be worse than the one that just happened, because the nazca tectonic plate is like 2 hours from where i live :'(

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« Reply #44 on: Jan 05, 2005, 09:08:47 AM »
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But far be it from me to defend those dirty rotten scoundrels against misbegotten accusations and arbitrarily assumed scopes of duty.

Hey, the year of political advocacy I promised my best friend is over.  He's wonderful to listen to and should have finished his constitutional law degree, but as of 12:01 A.M. January 1, I'm not sharing any messages.  :)  Amendments & rulings come & go, like the joke prohibition was.  Eventually gay marriage won't be any more illegal than interracial marriage.  Abortions are available in Canada, and there's always sterilization.  I'm 6 weeks into my Essure probation time (takes 3 months to be fully effective), and it didn't hurt anymore than getting my ears pierced.  If the U.S. doesn't own up to the part it has played in global climate change & share some responsibility in cleaning up the mess, the consequences will be nightmarish, but then again, it won't be in my lifetime, and I don't have kids to worry about.  :P

I'm delighted to be fully back into what matters to me, which is animal welfare, conservation and historical structure preservation, in that order. I did, however, allow myself a smirk over the break room hysteria this morning regarding the Social Security revamping proposed to change the calculation methods & reduce payouts.  Those "near retirement" allegedly won't be affected, but it seems Bush won't give anyone a concrete answer on what that phrase means, so all the 55+ people here are in quite a tizzy and feeling (direct quote) "betrayed, after we voted him into office!!"  :lol:  I eased out of the room with my coffee and my 27 years before retirement age to get ready and let the dervishes whirl.
 
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« Reply #45 on: Jan 05, 2005, 10:25:14 AM »
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I'm 6 weeks into my Essure probation time (takes 3 months to be fully effective), and it didn't hurt anymore than getting my ears pierced.
wh-what is that??? :huh:  

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« Reply #46 on: Jan 05, 2005, 10:41:46 AM »
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The Essure procedure is performed by a trained gynecologist. A soft, flexible micro-insert is placed into each fallopian tube through your body's natural pathways. During the three months after the procedure, your body and the micro-insert work together to form a tissue barrier that prevents sperm from reaching the egg.

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« Reply #47 on: Jan 05, 2005, 12:30:08 PM »
o.o yes!

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« Reply #48 on: Jan 05, 2005, 02:01:14 PM »
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so all the 55+ people here are in quite a tizzy and feeling (direct quote) "betrayed, after we voted him into office!!"
Ha ha, serves them right.  Assholes.

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« Reply #49 on: Jan 05, 2005, 07:33:08 PM »
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The Essure procedure is performed by a trained gynecologist. A soft, flexible micro-insert is placed into each fallopian tube through your body's natural pathways. During the three months after the procedure, your body and the micro-insert work together to form a tissue barrier that prevents sperm from reaching the egg.

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that looks good
but i have a question(and im not trying to make you angry or anything) but if you dont wanna have children even, why dont u just tie your thingies?

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« Reply #50 on: Jan 05, 2005, 10:46:21 PM »
It's painful, and might not work if done wrong.

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« Reply #51 on: Jan 06, 2005, 12:37:18 AM »
Because Bernie can't tie a good knot.

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« Reply #52 on: Jan 06, 2005, 08:25:26 AM »
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It's painful, and might not work if done wrong.
Shut up I was talking to bernie, mr-i-know-it-all-but-at-the-end-dont-know-shit

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« Reply #53 on: Jan 06, 2005, 09:42:01 AM »
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but i have a question(and im not trying to make you angry or anything) but if you dont wanna have children even, why dont u just tie your thingies?

Not at all, dear.  :)  Several reasons - I don't want to be put under general anethesia or cut into if I can help it.  Procedure/recovery time was another factor -the actual event took about 1/2 hour from start to finish.  I stayed home the next day (Friday), had some cramping & spotting for about 48 hours and was completely back to normal on Sunday.  Really no worse than the annual plumbing exam; just took longer.  80% was covered by insurance, but I know the cost was considerably less for Essure than a tubal.  

I've heard of others who wanted to be put under for the procedure, which they will do.  I have a fairly good discomfort tolerance (I KNEW wearing that steel-boned corset at Dickens would come in handy!  :lol: ) , plus I was so wired about having it done that the few twinges didn't bother me.

All in all, a great experience.  Next step is the HSG (hysterosalpingogram) which involves a dye injection to make sure the tubes are blocked, and I'm home free!

I know everyone has many years of child-bearing potential ahead of them, but if a decision is made to not have kids, or when it's time to stop, look into Essure.  Any complications; I'll let you know.  
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« Reply #54 on: Jan 06, 2005, 10:32:46 AM »
Side effects May include:
Nausea
Headache
Deterioration of motivation
Manic depression
Loss of appetite
Lower self-esteem
Diarrhea
Anorexia
Schizophrenia
Hallucinations
Delusions of Grandure
Elephantitis in certain areas
Hair loss or
Hair growth
Amnesia
And bipolar disorder


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« Reply #55 on: Jan 06, 2005, 10:39:06 AM »
Gosh, that sounds remarkably like a list of side effects from having children. Just add 18+ years of financial drain, and you're all set!  :D  
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« Reply #56 on: Jan 06, 2005, 02:21:26 PM »
There are easier and less expensive ways to not become pregnant.
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« Reply #57 on: Jan 06, 2005, 02:47:26 PM »
This is true in the short term; however, my company won't allow the insurance plan to pay for birth control pills due to their personal philosophy.  So in the past 7 years & 9 months of my employment at $34.95 a month, I've spent over $29,000 on birth control that can fail if I'm forgetful or taking antibiotics.  I have never wanted children, and I will never regret the decision - why not spend a little under $1000 for peace of mind?  :mellow:  
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« Reply #58 on: Jan 06, 2005, 07:34:19 PM »
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There are easier and less expensive ways to not become pregnant.
Kill all men?   :lol:  

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« Reply #59 on: Jan 06, 2005, 07:38:42 PM »
More like kill all of the stupid people.  There will always be some dumb bitch who will force a pregnancy because she has nothing better to do (everyone knows people like that) even if it involved busting up jars of sperm at the sperm bank and rolling around in it.
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