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« on: Aug 08, 2004, 02:11:01 AM »
Happy burpday.
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #1 on: Aug 08, 2004, 02:28:10 AM »
Yeah, happy uterus-exiting-anniversary day!
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 08, 2004, 02:35:21 AM »
Our Nuri was spilled out into the world today. :D
 

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« Reply #3 on: Aug 08, 2004, 09:28:03 AM »
Happy Birthday!

on all the days for me to stop by and re-register, what a coincidence!

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« Reply #4 on: Aug 08, 2004, 10:08:49 AM »
happy birthday from all of us at the politburo.
« Last Edit: Aug 08, 2004, 10:10:21 AM by Ekerou Etaou »
Benjy, quit bellowing.

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« Reply #5 on: Aug 08, 2004, 11:19:49 AM »
This is your birthday song
It doesn't last too long
Hey!
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #6 on: Aug 08, 2004, 11:57:12 AM »
happy b daaaayy
:insert silly quote here: im sorry i cant think of one cause im kinda dizzy :blink:  

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« Reply #7 on: Aug 08, 2004, 11:58:43 AM »
Happy birthday, Nuri!

Now someone has to give Nuri her birthday spankings.

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« Reply #8 on: Aug 08, 2004, 12:39:41 PM »
*gets a giant paddle covered in tatar sauce*

And you're present!? A moving box full of DVDs and Feminine Hygine products!
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« Reply #9 on: Aug 08, 2004, 03:06:53 PM »
Happy Birthay to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a monkey
and you smell like one too!

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« Reply #10 on: Aug 08, 2004, 03:11:50 PM »
Haha. That's kinda ironic.
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #11 on: Aug 08, 2004, 07:47:40 PM »
Happy Birthday.
Another year in a hellish life! At least there's pr0n and chocolate!

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #12 on: Aug 08, 2004, 09:31:26 PM »
Awsome.  Hope you have an awesome birthday.

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« Reply #13 on: Aug 09, 2004, 12:24:21 PM »
Nuri's birthday in history!

Other Birthdays:

1919 Dino DeLaurentis producer (King Kong)
1922 Rudi Gernreich designed 1st women's topless swimsuit, miniskirt
1923 Esther Williams Inglewood Cal, actress/swimmer (Dangerous when Wet)
1926 Richard Anderson Long Beach NJ, actor (Oscar Goldman-6 Million $ Man)
1930 Andy Warhol artist/movie producer (Frankenstein, Bad)
1932 Mel Tillis country singer/stutterer (Who's Julie, M-M-Mel)
1937 Dustin Hoffman LA, actor (The Graduate, Tootsie, Kramer vs Kramer)
1938 Connie Stevens Bkln, singer/actress (Hawaiian Eye, Back to Beach)
1947 Jose Cruz leftfielder (St Louis Cards, Houston Astros)
1947 Larry Wilcox SD Calif, actor (Lassie, CHiPs)
1948 Svetlana Y Savitskaya 2nd woman in space (Soyuz T-7, T-12)
1949 Keith Carradine San Mateo Calif, actor (Young Guns, Pretty Baby)
1952 Robin Quivers radio/TV personality (Howard Stern's sidekick)
1953 Donny Most Bkln NY, actor (Ralph Malph-Happy Days)
1956 Chris Foreman guitar (Madness-1 Step Beyond)
1958 Deborah Norville TV host (Today)
1958 Harry Crosby LA Calif, actor (Friday the 13th)
1959 Rikki Rockett rocker (Poison-Every Rose Has a Thorn)
1961 The Edge (Dave Evans) London, rocker (U2-I Will Follow)
1962 Suzee Pai Toledo Ohio, actress (Big Trouble in Little China)
1967 Lorraine Pearson rocker (5 Star-Silk & Steel)
1988 Beatrice Princess of England
 
On this day...
1579 Cornerstone is laid for Tycho Brahe's Uraniborg observatory
1609 Venetian senate examines Galileo Galilei's telescope
1709 1st known ascent in hot-air balloon, Bartolomeu de Gusmao (indoors)
1815 Napoleon Bonaparte set sail for exile on St Helena
1844 Brigham Young chosen Mormon Church head following Joseph Smith death
1860 Queen of Sandwich Islands (Hawaii) arrives in NYC
1876 Thomas Edison patents mimeograph
1882 Snow falls on Lake Michigan
1929 German airship Graf Zeppelin begins a round-the-world flight
1940 Battle of Britain began as Germany launches air attacks
1945 USSR declares war against Japan in WW II
1945 USSR establishes a communist government in North Korea
1949 Bhutan, land of the Dragon, became an independent monarchy
1963 Great Train Robbery in England, $2.6 million ($7.3 million)
1963 Kingsmen release "Louie, Louie," radio stations label it obscene
1966 Beatles' release "Revolver"
1966 South Arican Broadcasting bans Beatles (Lennon's anti-Jesus remark)
1973 VP Spiro T Agnew branded as "damned lies" reports he took kickbacks from govt contracts in Maryland. He vowed not to resign (Right!)
1974 Pres Richard M Nixon announced he'd resign his office 12PM 08/09
1988 Discovery of most distant galaxy (15 * 10 ^ 12 light yrs) announced
1988 Renovated Central Park Zoo reopens after 4 years
1988 Russian troops begin pull out of Afghanistan after 9 year war
1988 Temperature hits high of 88 on 8/8/88 in NYC
1990 Iraq annexes Kuwait
1991 Billy Preston charged with exhibiting porno to a minor
1991 Carlos Santana pleads no contest to marijuana possession charge
1991 Gary Oldman, actor (State of Grace), arrested for drunk driving


 
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Death befriends me.
Of all the pains, the greatest pain
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« Reply #14 on: Aug 09, 2004, 10:10:01 PM »
Nuri hasnt even posted in her birthday thread. She must hate us. I bet it's Tom's fault! Damn Tom why you always gotta be ruining shit!!!!

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« Reply #15 on: Aug 09, 2004, 10:23:29 PM »
Maybe Knurph got her...  That or my prediction came true: a nude and crazed Rama, who had been living on her roof, abducted her while holding a blood soaked teddy bear.
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« Reply #16 on: Aug 09, 2004, 10:32:06 PM »
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Nuri hasnt even posted in her birthday thread. She must hate us. I bet it's Tom's fault! Damn Tom why you always gotta be ruining shit!!!!
 :(

 :o

 :huh:

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« Reply #17 on: Aug 09, 2004, 10:42:59 PM »
SERVED!
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« Reply #18 on: Aug 10, 2004, 05:50:25 AM »
Is that the match?
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #19 on: Aug 10, 2004, 07:07:23 AM »
No, it's just a saying made popular by a TV parody of a shitty movie.
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« Reply #20 on: Aug 10, 2004, 02:18:49 PM »
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a nude and crazed Rama, who had been living on her roof, abducted her while holding a blood soaked teddy bear.

Zero's right.  I'll bet he broke in & stole her tampons, too.  The sentimental fool.
 
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« Reply #21 on: Aug 10, 2004, 07:14:36 PM »
Trust me, If Rama had broke into that house all of Merla's stuff would smell like piss.  

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« Reply #22 on: Aug 10, 2004, 07:32:15 PM »
Nah, it's a known fact that Muppets don't piss.  They just shoot out wet cotton streams out of their danger zones--in the same way Spiderman shoots webs, but in a different area.
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« Reply #23 on: Aug 10, 2004, 07:34:04 PM »
Oh, for those saying "what the fuck?!"  It was established long ago, before most of you even joined the board, that Rama was a muppet, or atleast part muppet.  The "M" in his avatar proved it.
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« Reply #24 on: Aug 10, 2004, 08:03:34 PM »
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Oh, for those saying "what the fuck?!"  It was established long ago, before most of you even joined the board, that Rama was a muppet, or atleast part muppet.  The "M" in his avatar proved it.
Why you bringin up old shit?
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« Reply #25 on: Aug 10, 2004, 08:21:28 PM »
To prove Toe wrong when he said that "if Rama were the abductor, Merla's stuff would smell like piss".  And I did.
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« Reply #26 on: Aug 10, 2004, 08:28:03 PM »
so did i get SERVED or OWNED?

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« Reply #27 on: Aug 10, 2004, 08:31:17 PM »
Little of both.
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« Reply #28 on: Aug 10, 2004, 08:35:51 PM »
damn you black people and your slang.

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« Reply #29 on: Aug 10, 2004, 08:37:39 PM »
This little song just might cheer you up...

http://thegangsterlifeisthelifeforme.ytmnd.com/
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