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Princess Faye · « **on:** Dec 14, 2004, 09:39:23 AM »

ok, so here they come:
1) national treasure: really good movie, its like indiana jones(you can see philly too!! :-D )
2) sponge bob: i laughed my ass off, theres like a million of double-meaning sentences. i completely loved it
3) alexander: as i said in some thread before, B-O-R-I-N-G. good gay action.
4) ocean's 12: simply AWESOME
5) closer: AWESOME, jude law is TEH fucking actor! the 4 of them are awesome, the main song (blower's daughter) is my favorite now, and the plot is incredible(plus for the guys, u get to see natalie portman almost naked)

Fiero · « **Reply #1 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 01:08:33 PM »

I wanna see that Lemony Snicket thing.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #2 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 01:56:48 PM »

"Lemony Snicket" sounds like some British euphemism for a girl with blonde pubes. <_<

Fiero · « **Reply #3 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 01:57:24 PM »

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"Lemony Snicket" sounds like some British euphemism for a girl with blonde pubes. <_<

Are you trying to tell us something?

blanktoe · « **Reply #4 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 01:58:01 PM »

i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #5 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 02:21:07 PM »

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Are you trying to tell us something?

No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 02:46:07 PM »

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Are you trying to tell us something?

No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)

That sentence made no since to me.

Bernie on hold · « **Reply #7 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 02:49:23 PM »

I thought you were asking if I had familiarity with blonde-pubed women. :huh:

Extra Zero · « **Reply #8 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 07:39:53 PM »

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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.

Amen.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #9 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 09:01:11 PM »

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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.
Amen.

I'd probably have to get pretty drunk and high to go see the Spongebob movie. Or just be really hyper in the first place.

I want to see Ocean's 12 and Lemony Snicket. I also wish that Phantom of the Opera wasn't just in select cities.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:02:03 AM »

I want to see Lemony Snicket too, but probably not enough to bother getting my ass to a theater. And I haven't even seen Ocean's 11 yet. Har har. And Spongebob, Spongebob can go suck my Snicket.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #11 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:28:45 AM »

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ok, so here they come:
1) national treasure: really good movie, its like indiana jones(you can see philly too!! :-D )
2) sponge bob: i laughed my ass off, theres like a million of double-meaning sentences. i completely loved it
3) alexander: as i said in some thread before, B-O-R-I-N-G. good gay action.
4) ocean's 12: simply AWESOME
5) closer: AWESOME, jude law is TEH fucking actor! the 4 of them are awesome, the main song (blower's daughter) is my favorite now, and the plot is incredible(plus for the guys, u get to see natalie portman almost naked)

My friend Eric has a giant thing for Portman. I prefered Young Carrie Fischer.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #12 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 05:05:14 AM »

Why do people call it "Lemony Snicket"?

I see printed ads and websites calling it that.

Lemony Snicket is the name of the AUTHOR, no?

The movie/book is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #13 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 05:11:19 AM »

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Why do people call it "Lemony Snicket"?

I see printed ads and websites calling it that.

Lemony Snicket is the name of the AUTHOR, no?

The movie/book is A Series of Unfortunate Events.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 05:15:36 AM »

So close, yet so far away. The movie is clearly being billed and thusly whored as Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, the author's pen name being ingrained with the book title. Amputating that to plain ol' "Lemony Snicket" is as acceptable as calling every St*r WarzzZZ movie "St*r WarzzZZ" and every Harry Potter movie "Harry Potter".

blanktoe · « **Reply #15 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 09:40:50 AM »

and every Disney movie "shit"

Fiero · « **Reply #16 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 11:39:00 AM »

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i want to see sponge bob but I fear people and their children.

Go at night, that's what I did. There was I think twelve people there.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 11:49:40 AM »

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My friend Eric has a giant thing for Portman. I prefered Young Carrie Fischer.

the only thing i didnt like of her in the movie is the cellulitis she shows inone of the scenes. like shes pretty and all but if i had cellulitis i wouldnt be showing my ass around like that

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #18 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 01:53:26 PM »

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My friend Eric has a giant thing for Portman. I prefered Young Carrie Fischer.
the only thing i didnt like of her in the movie is the cellulitis she shows inone of the scenes. like shes pretty and all but if i had cellulitis i wouldnt be showing my ass around like that

But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.

Fiero · « **Reply #19 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:18:12 PM »

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But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.

Quoted for truthery.

The D · « **Reply #20 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:26:58 PM »

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No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)
That sentence made no since to me.

I think she's saying she's fucked only one blonde, and he shaved his crotch.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #21 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 04:13:50 PM »

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But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.

here in the US maybe!
wtf, so now im abnormal cause i dont have cellulitis? God FORGIVE ME for watching my weight! wtf.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #22 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 04:46:51 PM »

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But it's natural, and if you have a problem with a lil, the man should fuck a barbie doll. Real women have it.
here in the US maybe!
wtf, so now im abnormal cause i dont have cellulitis? God FORGIVE ME for watching my weight! wtf.

O.o

So your telling me no where else in the world do women have it!? HA!!!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #23 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 05:44:01 PM »

hmm true, ok, most of south american girls are all about their body so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies. so its VERY VERY weird to see a young latin girl(south american, i dont know bout the central americans) that have cellulitis
and if it was "normal"to have cellulitis then the women who dont have would be the ones not showing their asses on screen

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Dec 16, 2004, 02:26:12 AM »

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No. I've only had one natural blonde, and he was snicketless. B)
That sentence made no since to me.
I think she's saying she's fucked only one blonde, and he shaved his crotch.

I thought she was saying she only had one natural blonde and he didn't have a snatch.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Dec 16, 2004, 08:40:30 AM »

DING DING DING!!!! Nuri is today's winner!

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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.

Well, a little factor known as genetics also plays a part, as well as certain life changes. I cite one of the bartenders I've worked with for years named Julie. About 5'9", very long legs, marathon cyclist, brown hair, cutecuteCUTE face with huge green eyes....we used to have tip jars overflowing by standing there with our arms around each other's waists, heads on one another's shoulders - tip jar said "Victoria's Secret Shopping Fund".

Anyway, she wore a size FOUR, but had cellulite on the backs of her thighs, nowhere else. Couldn't help it - she'd had a kid, didn't want to go under the knife, and that was that. Now tell me there's a guy with two brain cells to rub together who would throw her out of bed for that. :angry:

I sure wouldn't have, but it's too late now.

Fiero · « **Reply #26 on:** Dec 16, 2004, 09:23:23 AM »

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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.

First off, I didn't know zombies came from South America.

Secondly, people you see on TV, ARE FAR FROM FUCKING NORMAL.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #27 on:** Dec 16, 2004, 10:25:18 AM »

Yup.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #28 on:** Dec 16, 2004, 01:25:45 PM »

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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.
First off, I didn't know zombies came from South America.

Secondly, people you see on TV, ARE FAR FROM FUCKING NORMAL.

so?

Fiero · « **Reply #29 on:** Dec 16, 2004, 02:03:20 PM »

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so if they have cellulits they die and they exercise till they have great bodies.
First off, I didn't know zombies came from South America.

Secondly, people you see on TV, ARE FAR FROM FUCKING NORMAL.
so?

You just said if it was normal, people on TV would have it. Therefore I was dissuading your logic.

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