Author Topic: you know what this is about (Read 18008 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 09, 2004, 10:19:01 PM »

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Well I love you.
Forgiven. Let's make monkey love . . . you know, the kind where we throw poop at people.

YAY!

*flings some*

MegatronYES · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 01:10:38 AM »

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http://www.missworld.tv/news/fullstory.sps...=&iCategoryID=0

already damn time!! this only proves, once more, that latin girls are the most beautiful girls in the whole fucking world!! hell yes!

Yeah, especially when they look very white. :rolleyes:

Fiero · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 08:41:51 AM »

That's what Kelly Clarkson would look like if she wasn't chubby.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 09:10:27 PM »

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already damn time!! this only proves, once more, that latin girls are the most beautiful girls in the whole fucking world!! hell yes!
Yeah, especially when they look very white. :rolleyes:

look very white my ass. kinda white yeah, but shes not from white parents. dude i think you are stereotyping the latin ethnicity. they are several shades of color.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 09:15:02 PM »

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That's what Kelly Clarkson would look like if she wasn't chubby.

She isn't chubby.

blanktoe · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 14, 2004, 11:14:46 PM »

nope, she just has a big jungle ass!!

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:10:38 AM »

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:11:45 AM »

Dude, that reminds me. I saw her on Leno a while back and it did look a bit... looming. Also, she tried looking for her CD before it came out, and Leno laughed at her.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:19:52 AM »

Leno laughs at everyone unless they are sitting on his couch. Then his lips can be found planted on their anus.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:22:16 AM »

But she was on his couch when he laughed at her.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:23:13 AM »

o.o

Then I shall go commit Hari Kari, SAYONARA! SWEET MEMORIES!

*disembowels self*

...when did I eat a bagel?

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:24:56 AM »

Can-- Can I have that?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 03:27:48 AM »

....it's partially digested!!!

*bleeds*

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 05:22:23 AM »

I didn't ask for your diagnosis, Doogie Howser. It's a 'yes' or 'no' question! :angry:

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 15, 2004, 06:00:06 AM »

*bleeds*

x.x MIEN SPLEEN!!!

blanktoe · « **Reply #45 on:** Dec 17, 2004, 02:44:21 PM »

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Dude, that reminds me. I saw her on Leno a while back and it did look a bit... looming. Also, she tried looking for her CD before it came out, and Leno laughed at her.

What?? OH, you mean she's a fucking idiot! Yes it all makes sense now! I would hope that in the futre Chelsy would pick cooler women to look up to, like Jenna Jameson and Janine Lindemulder!

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Dec 18, 2004, 04:31:06 AM »

Well her CD was coming out the next day and she was hoping she would catch Wal-mart stocking up her CD at or around midnight, seeing how some Wal-marts stay open all the damn time to serve their zombie and vampire clientele.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #47 on:** Dec 18, 2004, 08:36:53 AM »

Going to Wal*Mart at 1 am is so fucking great as far as people watching is concerned. Last time I was there, we saw a group of three thirty-something red-necks ask the clerk "does the Wal*Marts sell PORNOU at this 'our?" It's so interesting how many people come at these late hours. You'd think it was 4pm on a Wednesday.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #48 on:** Dec 18, 2004, 12:02:28 PM »

My friends have made it a habit to go to Perkin's and then to Wal-mart on a Friday or Saturday.

I could do without the going to Perkin's.

Last night we got threatened to get kicked out. We were told that if we didn't lower our voices, we would be asked to leave. Fucking old guy.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 06:06:24 AM »

What's a Perkin's?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #50 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 09:22:35 AM »

It's a retarded restaurant with bad service and equally bad food.

blanktoe · « **Reply #51 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 09:43:01 AM »

Their cookies are pretty good though.

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 09:45:15 AM »

Are they retarded cookies?

blanktoe · « **Reply #53 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 10:18:18 AM »

How in the hell am i suppose to know?

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 10:39:02 AM »

If you know whether or not the cookies are good, then you should also know if they're retarded.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #55 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 10:43:57 AM »

Their monster muffins or whatever they're called aren't so bad either.

Last five times I went there, I got the shitty waiter who thinks he's hot shit.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 01:27:31 PM »

But it turns out he was just cold shit.... or lukewarm.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #57 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 01:53:56 PM »

Really more of a tepid shit.

That just sounds like something you'd get after eating Taco Bell.

blanktoe · « **Reply #58 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 02:19:12 PM »

nah, you'd get diarrhea.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #59 on:** Dec 20, 2004, 04:53:41 PM »

Actually "border bowels" is something you get at Taco Bell, not "tepid shit".