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« Reply #30 on: Nov 17, 2004, 08:22:19 AM »
Don't make me cry you stupid kitty!
Get a little closer let it fold
Cut open my sternum and pull
My little ribs around you

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« Reply #31 on: Nov 17, 2004, 10:48:42 AM »
It makes me want some Chinese food...

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« Reply #32 on: Nov 18, 2004, 12:48:51 AM »
Though unpublished, I've written more than fifty short stories and probably as many poems though most of the poems were lost with my old board.

I have a bad habit of chewing my lip and a couple of months back, was addicted to Chiclets.

I don't like to destroy photographs, as it feels like throwing away a piece of the subject's soul.

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« Reply #33 on: Nov 18, 2004, 08:52:22 AM »
I loved the little teensy Chiclets that used to come in a packet.
Tortures end me,
Death befriends me.
Of all the pains, the greatest pain
is to love, and love in vain.

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« Reply #34 on: Nov 18, 2004, 09:40:39 AM »
i looove the french
im like 1/6 french orsome shit like that

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« Reply #35 on: Nov 18, 2004, 11:24:58 PM »
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I loved the little teensy Chiclets that used to come in a packet.
I've become rather fond of the new Chiclets.  They're very tasty.

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« Reply #36 on: Nov 20, 2004, 12:48:53 PM »
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I don't like to destroy photographs, as it feels like throwing away a piece of the subject's soul.
People long ago when the camera was invented believed it sucked your soul out.


I'm mostly German, I have relatives in Germany, and a famous disceased painter over there who has his own museum and my uncle's named after him. However, I found out my father's name is actually Scottish, so I'm part scottish too.

Rinesmith I thought was german (Rhineschmidt?) but I guess not.


I still chew my nails.



You cannot resist the cuteness of Puss n Boots!
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #37 on: Nov 21, 2004, 05:18:26 PM »
I'm white. At least that's what my co-worker Rashas tells me.
Call me..... the Tide Hunter

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« Reply #38 on: Nov 22, 2004, 02:59:44 PM »
I de-shell peanut m&ms in my mouth.  Who else does?

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« Reply #39 on: Nov 22, 2004, 03:28:36 PM »
I think everyone.

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« Reply #40 on: Nov 22, 2004, 03:49:48 PM »
I like to suck the seeds out of my grapes when I eat them.  Or peel off the skin with my teeth.

It only works with green ones though.


















And I have monsterous cramps right now.   :ph34r:  
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« Reply #41 on: Nov 22, 2004, 05:01:09 PM »
o.o;;

Poop then.

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« Reply #42 on: Nov 22, 2004, 05:26:03 PM »
The wife forgave the mistress for she only entertained.

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« Reply #43 on: Nov 22, 2004, 05:27:11 PM »
o.o

ooooooh. Blame God.

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« Reply #44 on: Nov 22, 2004, 05:37:01 PM »
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I think everyone.
That's what I thought, too.

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« Reply #45 on: Nov 22, 2004, 05:39:56 PM »
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Tori, Luke, and Jenna are rushing to math class when Tori ducks into the restroom. Jenna knows Tori has her period and she's a little envious, wondering when hers is going to start - even her 10-year-old little sister has hers.
I've never understood period-envy!  What kind of idiot WANTS to bleed from their snatch!?  I don't even remember anything about first getting my period.

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« Reply #46 on: Nov 22, 2004, 07:12:40 PM »
assuming that all female animals have periods, why can't chicken or cow menstrual blood be sold as heat and serve gravy?

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« Reply #47 on: Nov 22, 2004, 09:04:50 PM »
I love, LOVE sex and the city

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« Reply #48 on: Nov 22, 2004, 09:21:18 PM »
So I've seen from www.metrosluts.com. I've never seen a traffic horse do that.

*I think I am done being mean to Faye tonight*

^_^
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« Reply #49 on: Nov 22, 2004, 10:27:14 PM »
Not all animals, only animals with placentas.


In other words, most mammals.


And some mammals are smart enough to asorb the blood back into the bloodstream.
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« Reply #50 on: Nov 23, 2004, 01:51:35 AM »
Wish I could do that.  Gimme back mah blood!

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« Reply #51 on: Nov 23, 2004, 07:16:40 PM »
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*I think I am done being mean to Faye tonight*

^_^
like i can give a shit

other new thing:
im sooo mad cause my dad is moving to singapore, singa-fucking-pore! that place is SHIT, like if peru is bad(for outsiders, of course), singapore is a piece of crap. ive been there, and that shit is a fuck-hole. im so mad:(  

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« Reply #52 on: Nov 23, 2004, 07:42:29 PM »
You can get AIDs from a transexual, underaged hooker there!

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« Reply #53 on: Nov 23, 2004, 07:58:30 PM »
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You can get AIDs from a transexual, underaged hooker there!
You mean Faye?
Get a little closer let it fold
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« Reply #54 on: Nov 23, 2004, 08:26:53 PM »
no, he means your mom

1) im 100% woman and i love it
2) im not underage
3) that i looove sex doesnt makes me a hooker
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« Reply #55 on: Nov 23, 2004, 08:40:59 PM »
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no, he means your mom

1) im 100% woman and i love it
2) im not underage
3) that i looove sex doesnt makes me a hooker
It does when you charge the janitors for it.

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« Reply #56 on: Nov 23, 2004, 09:06:53 PM »
do you think I would fuck a janitor?? fuck no

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« Reply #57 on: Nov 23, 2004, 09:24:50 PM »
Ever screw a Hispanic or another Peruvian?
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #58 on: Nov 23, 2004, 09:26:49 PM »
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do you think I would fuck a janitor?? fuck no
Well... no. But animals, who the hell knows.

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« Reply #59 on: Nov 23, 2004, 11:00:29 PM »
people are animals too. According to what I've heard, Faye loves to bang white hairless apes.