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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #180 on: Aug 12, 2010, 03:33:07 PM »
Nissin Top Ramen Oriental. That will probably be most of what I eat for the next several weeks. How fast can I go through 36 packages? Pretty fast.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #181 on: Aug 12, 2010, 04:52:07 PM »
A grapefruit.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #182 on: Aug 12, 2010, 11:29:55 PM »
A blue ghost.
Little... yellow... different.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #183 on: Aug 13, 2010, 01:40:17 AM »
Does Mrs. Pac-Man know?

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #184 on: Aug 13, 2010, 10:12:37 AM »
Hey, that's not cheating. It was a different level. Different levels don't count.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #185 on: Aug 13, 2010, 11:12:39 AM »
A plum.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #186 on: Aug 13, 2010, 12:08:10 PM »
A bowl of cereal.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #187 on: Aug 13, 2010, 01:18:37 PM »
A wholegrain bagel with peanut butter.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #188 on: Aug 13, 2010, 04:36:39 PM »
A Mitch tofu club from Spiral Vegan Diner and Bakery.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #189 on: Aug 13, 2010, 07:25:57 PM »
A steak would literally kill you now, wouldn't it?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #190 on: Aug 13, 2010, 08:38:33 PM »
I have no idea, and I do not intend to find out.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #191 on: Aug 14, 2010, 05:04:33 PM »
When the end comes, you'll be begging for Gerbster.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #192 on: Aug 14, 2010, 11:26:19 PM »
I read that "you'll be begging for Webster".

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #193 on: Aug 15, 2010, 12:32:52 AM »
Just ate some Taco Hell Toot opera developing..

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #194 on: Aug 15, 2010, 01:09:35 AM »
I read that "you'll be begging for Webster".
Wha'ca you talking about...oh sorry I got confused. Nevermind.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #195 on: Aug 15, 2010, 03:26:55 PM »
A cookie, sugar with m&ms. The real ones, not those shitty ones without a letter printed on the candy shell.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #196 on: Aug 15, 2010, 05:22:22 PM »
Apples.  31 apples.
Little... yellow... different.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #197 on: Aug 15, 2010, 10:11:02 PM »
fish and cr0n I just flossed out of my teeth.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #198 on: Aug 16, 2010, 11:39:38 AM »
Corn doesn't like to digest.  Don't trust it.

Incidentally, the last thing I ate was... a bowl of cereal.  I always seem to come to this thread after eating cereal.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #199 on: Aug 16, 2010, 03:09:49 PM »
I thought it was just the skin that did not digest. Whatever.

I had some Nissin Top Ramen Oriental earlier, and now I am going to have some pretzels and hummus.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #200 on: Aug 16, 2010, 09:38:32 PM »
I thought it was just the skin that did not digest. Whatever.

You're probably right but I'm not dissecting my poo to find out.

Last thing I ate was chocolate birthday cake.  I had a belated b-day party this past Sunday so I had another cake, nutritiously filled with "two pounds of chocolate mousse".

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #201 on: Aug 16, 2010, 09:57:07 PM »
Yeah, the inside is starches, so no problem. The skin requires enzymes the human body does not possess naturally. So if we keep eating it for a few million years, we might develop it.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #202 on: Aug 17, 2010, 01:31:56 AM »
Is it better to de-skin the cr0n before eating?

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #203 on: Aug 17, 2010, 02:08:13 AM »
Good luck with that.
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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #204 on: Aug 17, 2010, 05:19:26 AM »
Or just enjoy the pleasent little treasures in every BM :tom:
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #205 on: Aug 17, 2010, 10:56:21 AM »
Granola in vanilla yogurt.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #206 on: Aug 17, 2010, 06:56:00 PM »
A plate of Bruschetta and some peanuts at a local tavern.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #207 on: Aug 17, 2010, 09:16:54 PM »
Chicken w/ brown rice, and steamed cauliflower and carrots.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #208 on: Aug 18, 2010, 04:24:42 AM »
ass.

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Re: The last thing I ate was...
« Reply #209 on: Aug 18, 2010, 11:05:02 AM »
Nothing, because I overslept (10.5 hours of sleep last night, baby!  Woo!) and missed breakfast.