I've been reading Dungeons & Dragons for Dummies. Yes, this book actually exists. Yes, thankfully it's for the 3.5 version of D&D.
Why am I reading it? I have never played D&D before and a friend heard that and decided to drag me to his gaming group, which comprises of anywhere between 4-6 overweight nerds playing D&D all night long and proving why D&D geeks are considered the bottom of the barrel, just above furries.
Since they just stuck me in the game and I'm confused half the time on what to do, I picked up this book from the library so I can learn how to properly play D&D.