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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #30 on: Dec 25, 2009, 08:52:22 AM »
Apparently not.  I looked briefly and let me tell you, it was very odd googling "Paris Hilton" and the word "book" in the same box.   :rawr:

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #31 on: Dec 26, 2009, 12:10:48 AM »
It's not if you put "has never read a" between them.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #32 on: Dec 27, 2009, 02:34:10 AM »
Now I'm on to the Jan/Feb issue of Fantasy and Science Fiction.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #33 on: Dec 27, 2009, 09:37:17 PM »
All I can say about the shit I'm reading is that if I get knocked up by any billionaire, I'm sure as hell hitting his ass for child support.  "What?  u want dna testing?  how dare u, u dont luv meeeee!  that does it!  i'm living in abject poverty!!11 Me an' the kid'll barely eat!  that'll show u!"  Do the test and get the damn money to support your child.  Bwah.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #34 on: Jan 04, 2010, 06:25:00 PM »
I was skimming through a little number called "At the Boss's Beck and Call" by Anna Cleary and lol'd at this fine nugget:

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His voice was as dark and smoky as Satanís.

Satan?  Really?  Okay, "devilish" is all right, it implies mischief.  But Satanish is just fucking scary.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #35 on: Jan 06, 2010, 03:09:20 PM »
I'm reading the manga version of Evangelion, which is even better than the tv series.

Shinji's depressed but not a pussy anymore.
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #36 on: Jan 06, 2010, 03:21:14 PM »
Wicked by Gregory Maguire for the 97th time.
Manga: Yankee-kun to Megane-chan, it makes me laugh.
Finishing The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya then moving on to The Sigh of Haruhi Suzumiya.


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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #37 on: Jan 06, 2010, 04:07:59 PM »
Some Lovecraft stories. Shat brix with At the Mountains of Madness and almost had an orgasm when I found out the same guy who directed Pan's labyrinth is doing a movie of it

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #38 on: Jan 06, 2010, 05:21:50 PM »
Wait, are you talking about Guillermo del Toro? Doing Lovecraft?
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #39 on: Jan 06, 2010, 09:22:21 PM »
Read a chunk of the second book of Samuel tonight. Interesting stuff. "Mephibosheth!"
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #40 on: Jan 06, 2010, 10:06:45 PM »
You mean . . .

In the Bible?
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #41 on: Jan 07, 2010, 12:07:59 AM »
It IS a book....
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #42 on: Jan 07, 2010, 02:40:48 AM »
A poorly written one. I do like song of Solomon, though.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #43 on: Jan 07, 2010, 07:14:18 AM »
Wait, are you talking about Guillermo del Toro? Doing Lovecraft?
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #44 on: Jan 07, 2010, 12:59:06 PM »
I was skimming through another Lynne Graham Harlequin book and busted out laughing when the hero asks the heroine "Why so serious?"  Well, there went that scene.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #45 on: Jan 07, 2010, 07:12:05 PM »
A poorly written one. I do like song of Solomon, though.
Matthew 7:6 applies here.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #46 on: Jan 08, 2010, 12:03:23 PM »
Get out of my Internet with your scriptures.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #47 on: Jan 08, 2010, 12:37:22 PM »
Religious reading instinctively makes me pretend not to be home.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #48 on: Jan 08, 2010, 01:07:33 PM »
I never got why Jehovah`s Witness's tried to convert people if they thought only 144000 were going to get into heaven. Wouldn't you want to keep that to yourself so you'd have better chance of making the cut?

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #49 on: Jan 08, 2010, 01:12:50 PM »
I would think.  Shoot, I wouldn't be tellin' anybody.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #50 on: Jan 08, 2010, 09:12:36 PM »
Are they the one's who's heaven is ruling a planet?
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #51 on: Jan 08, 2010, 11:34:35 PM »
I never got why Jehovah`s Witness's tried to convert people if they thought only 144000 were going to get into heaven. Wouldn't you want to keep that to yourself so you'd have better chance of making the cut?

They believe that the rest will live forever in a new earth fashioned after the Garden of Eden.

Are they the one's who's heaven is ruling a planet?

That's Mormonism. Their ultimate aim is to have lived a life to ascend to godhood and get to create their own universe and be its god, which is what their version of god did.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #52 on: Jan 09, 2010, 12:12:47 AM »
I never got why Jehovah`s Witness's tried to convert people if they thought only 144000 were going to get into heaven. Wouldn't you want to keep that to yourself so you'd have better chance of making the cut?

They believe that the rest will live forever in a new earth fashioned after the Garden of Eden.

And where did they get that info from?

But to tell you the truth, as long as they weren't constantly rubbing how much better Heaven was, I wouldn't mind that at all.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #53 on: Jan 09, 2010, 11:48:53 PM »
And where did they get that info from?

I guess the same place that they got that the world was ending in 1914, 1918, 1925, 1941, and 1975.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #54 on: Jan 10, 2010, 01:51:22 AM »
Oh...out their ass. Got ya.

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #55 on: Jan 10, 2010, 03:00:04 AM »
LMAO
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #56 on: Jan 11, 2010, 12:45:58 PM »


That's Mormonism. Their ultimate aim is to have lived a life to ascend to godhood and get to create their own universe and be its god, which is what their version of god did.
That's very What-dreams-may-come of them

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #57 on: Jan 11, 2010, 03:56:19 PM »
Except in What Dreams May Come, you have your little universe to yourself and don't have to rule over a bunch of assholes you don't want to be there.
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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #58 on: Jan 11, 2010, 04:54:40 PM »
wait I didn't see him mentioning anything about having assholes in your own universe either

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Re: What are you reading?
« Reply #59 on: Jan 11, 2010, 07:22:00 PM »
You become a god, and a bunch of people live in your world.
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