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« Reply #150 on: Nov 19, 2004, 10:18:55 AM »
IT'S D-DAY!!! WOOKOOO!!! I can't wait to download it!


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« Reply #151 on: Nov 19, 2004, 11:35:53 PM »
Why is SB all "al jolsoned"?

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« Reply #152 on: Nov 20, 2004, 12:10:42 AM »
o.o;

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« Reply #153 on: Nov 20, 2004, 12:43:50 AM »
that's the infamous misprinted Sponge Bob Squarepants Valentine's day card. It's was in all the papers.

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« Reply #154 on: Nov 21, 2004, 05:15:38 PM »
Damn. Story link?
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« Reply #155 on: Nov 21, 2004, 09:21:29 PM »
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no, everybody love him
Guests don't get to say shit.  DIE GUEST!

Oh yeah, *stabs guest*
that was me!
*stabs back*

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« Reply #156 on: Nov 22, 2004, 03:00:45 PM »
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that's the infamous misprinted Sponge Bob Squarepants Valentine's day card. It's was in all the papers.
It's times like these I wish I read the rest of the paper and not just "Dear Abby".

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« Reply #157 on: Nov 22, 2004, 07:26:52 PM »
http://www.freep.com/features/living/sponge13_20040213.htm




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AN UN-FUNNY VALENTINE: Greeting card picture evokes race stereotype

February 13, 2004
BY JIM SCHAEFER
FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER

American Greetings Corp.

The black SpongeBob was a goof in printing, the card company says. Wal-Mart offers refunds but won't stop sales.
 
American Greetings Corp. calls it a regrettable printing error.

Somehow, boxes of SpongeBob SquarePants Valentine's Day cards are popping up in local Wal-Mart stores -- but the popular cartoon character found inside isn't his traditional yellow color.

He's black. And with his trademark big teeth and wide eyes, this SpongeBob seems similar to offensive images of African Americans portrayed in minstrel shows decades ago.

American Greetings officials said Thursday they were surprised and puzzled when the Free Press made them aware of a complaint about the product.

"We absolutely fell out of our chairs when we saw it," said Carol Miller, director of business development for the Cleveland-based company. "We're obviously going to be talking to Wal-Mart as well as Nickelodeon . . . to offer our sincere apologies for this product making it to market."

Miller said the cards, which were printed and packaged in China, are mistakes, but she and other officials said they were trying to determine how that happened.

David Blinderman, director of global product development for the company, said the printing facility is one of the company's most reliable.

"Culturally, the guys on press in China wouldn't have the faintest idea of who a SpongeBob was or who a black SpongeBob was," Blinderman said.

Jemeka Garcia of Flint Township was skeptical of a mistake, in part because the cards appear to be well made. Garcia and her husband, Scott, complained to the Free Press earlier this week after their 6-year-old daughter discovered the different SpongeBob. The family purchased the cards at a Wal-Mart near their home so the girl could hand them out to her first-grade classmates.

"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?

A Wal-Mart official said customers who want refunds can have them, but there were no plans to take the boxes off shelves. "It was a very popular item, and there aren't very many left out there," said corporate spokeswoman Danette Thompson. She said the company had received no other complaints.

The cards -- branded as "Nickelodeon 34 Foil Valentines" and selling for $2.74 -- are exclusive to Wal-Mart. Officials said they were widely distributed across the country, but they would not say how many had been produced. The Free Press checked a Wal-Mart in Roseville and found the cards. There are 68 Wal-Mart stores in Michigan.

SpongeBob stars on the Nickelodeon cable channel. The show chronicles the cluelessly optimistic meanderings of a bright-eyed sponge, who lives in a pineapple in the underwater city of Bikini Bottom.

Jemeka Garcia said she's already gone out and replaced the offensive SpongeBobs for her daughter.

"I went and bought her some Scooby-Doos."




Contact JIM SCHAEFER at 313-223-4542 or schaefer@freepress.com.


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« Reply #158 on: Nov 22, 2004, 08:50:51 PM »
Why do the white people bitch about black stuff? And why do black people make up such goofy ass names?

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« Reply #159 on: Nov 23, 2004, 01:49:32 AM »
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"I want to know why the person did it," Jemeka Garcia said Thursday. "That's kind of a horrible prank. And what if some kid gets it" as a valentine?
The children!  Won't someone please think of the CHILDREN!!?  ......Hello?  An accident?  Ever hear of those?

Thanks for the story, Toe.

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« Reply #160 on: Nov 23, 2004, 02:59:55 AM »
Yeah, I love recalls.
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« Reply #161 on: Nov 23, 2004, 05:06:14 PM »
I love "Total Recall".  "Considah thaat ah deevorse."

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« Reply #162 on: Nov 23, 2004, 11:03:57 PM »
I wonder if Catcher In the Rye would be better if it was translated into "Arnoldese".

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« Reply #163 on: Nov 23, 2004, 11:11:39 PM »
I would read it.

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« Reply #164 on: Nov 26, 2004, 02:52:49 AM »
I'd love to hear Arnold describe a fart.
 
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« Reply #165 on: Nov 27, 2004, 10:01:34 PM »
Get ya ass to maaasss!
I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #166 on: Nov 29, 2004, 03:01:14 AM »
Remember that dumb horror movie "Bats" ?
 
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« Reply #167 on: Nov 29, 2004, 04:44:48 AM »
The bats the bats the bats are gonna get'cha!


What a dumb theme song.
10,000 steps down, round and round. One night on the town and I'm hellbound ... Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me. My little tower, seal my fate. Help me pay back, end their hate. Black oceans beneath, come and swallow me

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« Reply #168 on: Nov 29, 2004, 12:08:17 PM »
Yeah, that's exactly why I brought that up! I thought the song said "they'll catch you in the rye" when I first heard it.

You know..

bats, bats, bats, they're gonna suck ya dry!
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« Reply #169 on: Nov 29, 2004, 02:27:45 PM »
Why am I imagining West Side Story-like dancers singing, "Bats.. bats... play it cool, boy.."
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« Reply #170 on: Nov 29, 2004, 08:08:23 PM »
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Yeah, that's exactly why I brought that up! I thought the song said "they'll catch you in the rye" when I first heard it.

You know..

bats, bats, bats, they're gonna suck ya dry!
HA!  Someone atleast remembers the trailer for Bats!!!  That was possibly the worst B-movie to make it to theaters in the last five years next to The House of the Dead.
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« Reply #171 on: Nov 30, 2004, 02:08:10 AM »
How does it end?

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« Reply #172 on: Nov 30, 2004, 01:00:56 PM »
Rather cleanly.

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« Reply #173 on: Dec 05, 2007, 01:31:33 AM »
Where are chelsey's boobs?!


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« Reply #174 on: Dec 05, 2007, 01:17:04 PM »
You went back through three years of posts to dig this up? 

And wait, three years ago, weren't they illegal to look at?

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« Reply #175 on: Dec 05, 2007, 02:45:49 PM »
No, I think I was 18.

I totally forgot about that icon.  Too bad we don't have our old computer anymore.
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« Reply #176 on: Dec 05, 2007, 03:10:55 PM »
You went back through three years of posts to dig this up? 

And wait, three years ago, weren't they illegal to look at?

Nigga please.  This is me were talking about.  I can sense 18 yr old boobs through time and space.  That's my fucking mutant powet.

No, I think I was 18.

told ya.

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I totally forgot about that icon.  Too bad we don't have our old computer anymore.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

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« Reply #177 on: Dec 05, 2007, 11:21:12 PM »
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 



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I like to go down to the playground and watch the kids run and jump and scream, because they don't know I'm only using blanks.

Modern anime is a stagnant cesspool of regurgitated ideas.

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« Reply #178 on: Dec 06, 2007, 12:59:28 AM »
thats right.

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« Reply #179 on: Dec 06, 2007, 09:14:34 AM »
I guess you'll have to take a new photo