Author Topic: HA!!!! FUCK THE SIMPSONS! (Read 13940 times)

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #30 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 09:37:30 PM »

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Can you sing, Chelsey?

No, not really. But I was saying that if I was in that situation.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #31 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 09:41:45 PM »

Chelsey is definately more hot than that troll.

blanktoe · « **Reply #32 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 09:54:57 PM »

I wouldnt call Ashlee a troll but Chelsey is hotter.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 11:03:33 PM »

No one's immune to the cheese thighs. Tyra Banks even admits she has that same problem.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #34 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 11:18:10 PM »

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Can you sing, Chelsey?
No, not really. But I was saying that if I was in that situation.

Yeah, well. You're as qualified as you really need to be to make it in this particular business.

Although you're probably not stupid, so nevermind.

blanktoe · « **Reply #35 on:** Oct 26, 2004, 11:58:22 PM »

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No one's immune to the cheese thighs. Tyra Banks even admits she has that same problem.

i think paris hilton might be...

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 12:24:27 AM »

I meant more like "Cheese thighs don't know the difference between famous or not, or rich or poor. They just happen to who they happen to."

MegatronYES · « **Reply #37 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 12:31:12 AM »

I would eat cheese of of Ashlee's thighs.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #38 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 08:32:03 AM »

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I meant more like "Cheese thighs don't know the difference between famous or not, or rich or poor. They just happen to who they happen to."

Huh. I thought money & surgery could change just about anything. That's how much I know about aesthetic alteration.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #39 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 09:26:28 AM »

Cottege cheese thighs don't really happen to rich people because they have personal trainers and are the first to try out a crazy new diet.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #40 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 10:25:02 AM »

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I would eat cheese of of Ashlee's thighs.

Well I don't think that's feta coming outta her bikini's, but go and try it.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #41 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 10:47:40 AM »

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Well I don't think that's feta coming outta her bikini's, but go and try it.

Oh, thanks. Flashback to that freak girl telling us about her mom's dirty-dildo-induced vaginal problems. :wacko:

blanktoe · « **Reply #42 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 12:11:06 PM »

dirty dildo? That's fucked up. She got a yeast infection from her own dildo.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #43 on:** Oct 27, 2004, 02:40:12 PM »

Mmm, incestous sex toys which are dirrrrrrrrrrty.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 10:24:15 PM »

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No one's immune to the cheese thighs. Tyra Banks even admits she has that same problem.

ewwwww i'll die!

anyways, i think shes a bitch, she complain like a fucking bitch about how everybody likes her sister more and shit, and like how she became what she is by herself, but there she goes during a video(a bad one btw) about her and her sister. if it wasnt for jessica she wouldnt be shit. she doesnt even sing that good, shes average

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #45 on:** Oct 28, 2004, 10:55:02 PM »

She's ugly and can't sing. Faye agrees, so it's gotta be true.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Oct 29, 2004, 02:44:45 AM »

A LOOOT of people are average singers. Most of the "hit" stuff that gets radio time is mediocre in terms of true musical talent. It's all about packaging.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #47 on:** Oct 30, 2004, 01:21:44 AM »

I'm an average singer. Give me money.

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Oct 30, 2004, 03:49:35 AM »

I'm a bad singer so I should get more.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #49 on:** Oct 30, 2004, 09:47:20 AM »

As long as Nuri dresses up all goth and sings country or something, she's set.