Author Topic: Dog the Bounty Hunter (Read 8669 times)

Derrick · « **on:** Oct 03, 2007, 12:50:03 AM »

Thanks for showing me that Hawaii is a fucked up place to live that I never wanna go.

Remind me never to hire him as a bail bondsman, if I ever need his services.

And who does Crystal Meth? Seriously? Why is pot so outta fashion?

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 03, 2007, 08:08:10 AM »

There is no reason in the world to hire anyone named Dog for anything at all.

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 03, 2007, 09:50:14 AM »

Not even for scaring stray cats?

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 03, 2007, 10:43:51 AM »

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 03, 2007, 07:25:43 PM »

Crystal Meth is the new It drug. Like all fads, people will become bored of it and try a new and better drug. But old-fashioned marijuana never goes out of style, kind of like jeans.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 04, 2007, 01:17:47 PM »

Meth is the reason I can't buy fuel injector cleaner without getting carded, but can buy Propane (a explosive gas under pressure.) with no hassle at all.

The D · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 04, 2007, 03:00:35 PM »

As long as it's something you can use to kill or blow up terrorists, the government allows.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 04, 2007, 05:13:57 PM »

You're all crazy! Dog is the man bra! Peace through christ brada!

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 04, 2007, 06:24:52 PM »

I love how he will almost kill you, then pop you a cig and huggle you while you cry over the buttrape you're about to experience.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 04, 2007, 06:57:10 PM »

fuck that guy. I love the Hogan!

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 04, 2007, 08:40:52 PM »

Hogan's son died recently.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 05, 2007, 08:02:50 AM »

kuzzaugh?

Derrick · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 05, 2007, 01:58:28 PM »

Hogan didn't know best, apparently.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 05, 2007, 05:24:33 PM »

no he didn't die! he just got into a car accident, and that's it. His friend got the worst part though.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 05, 2007, 05:38:59 PM »

Hahahahahaha. Prob some loser hangon. They work better than Airbags.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 12:07:05 AM »

From our friend Flicka, I mean, Wikipedia on the Hulkster's son:

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Lamborghini fire

In 2006, in Bay Harbor Islands, Florida, Nick was driving a yellow 2001 Lamborghini Diablo VT owned by Cecile Barker (chairman of SoBe Entertainment, the record label attached to his sister) when it caught on fire. Miami-Dade Fire Rescue spokesman Paul Perry said "It was a normal car fire. It happens a bunch of times every day and nobody notices."[21][22]

I get that and everything, but it sounds so wrong.

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Supra crash

Hogan was involved in a serious accident in Clearwater, Florida on the evening of August 26, 2007 at around 7:31pm ET.[23] The single vehicle crash happened at Court St. & Missouri Ave near Downtown Clearwater. WTSP reported that there were two occupants in the car, a Toyota Supra, at the time and the vehicle was traveling at a "high rate of speed".[24] This may have been Nick's personal Toyota Supra which he has said has 1000 hp.[25]

...blah blah blah...

The police stated that the impact of the collision "destroyed the entire car."[22] Hogan and his passenger, 22-year-old John Graziano, a US Marine,[22] sustained injuries said to be "very very serious" and were flown to Bayfront Medical Center in St. Petersburg, Florida. Video of the accident scene shows a concerned Hulk Hogan talking to authorities.[31]

Radio personality Bubba the Love Sponge said on August 27 that Nick was released from care and is "ok". Graziano, however, remains in the hospital with massive facial injuries and brain damage.[32]

Oi.

IDE · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 12:27:27 AM »

If I say he's dead then he's DEAD!

*loads shotgun*

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 12:31:22 AM »

Hey, Hulko's suppose to be hosting an American Gladiators revival. Bitchin'. AG was a late night tradition for me.

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In the MGM press release announcing the 2008 revival, The Wall, Joust, and Hang Tough were listed as games which will definitely be on the 2008 version.

That's all that matters.

IDE · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 12:59:22 AM »

holy shit...that news almost makes me want to take steroids and change my name to laser.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 01:40:08 AM »

Too late for the Sept 22 Miami auditions though.

Sam · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 03:58:36 AM »

If they don't have Assault I will be very disappointed.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 05:58:42 AM »

I'll 2nd that.

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 12:01:56 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 06, 2007, 01:40:08 AM

Too late for the Sept 22 Miami auditions though.

crap and I was here too D:

Derrick · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 12:39:30 PM »

I could imagine.

Fuck I shoulda gone to watch.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 07:18:00 PM »

Bubba the love sponge?!?!?!?!?! wtf!?!?!?

Derrick · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 06, 2007, 11:13:46 PM »

Welcome to America.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 07, 2007, 07:33:32 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Oct 06, 2007, 07:18:00 PM

Bubba the love sponge?!?!?!?!?! wtf!?!?!?

I wonder if that means dudes spooge on him.

IDE · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 07, 2007, 08:53:54 PM »

Isn't the sponge some kind of mediocre archaic contraceptive?

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 07, 2007, 09:39:37 PM »

It can be. I tried one once, but the Palmolive residue made my cooter itch.

IDE · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 07, 2007, 09:41:53 PM »