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blanktoe · « **Reply #90 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 07:01:38 AM »

So white chicks taste like peanut butter? This theory deserves further investigation!

Fiero · « **Reply #91 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 08:10:39 AM »

I'm sure it's some sort of divine white bread which can't stand up to normal peanut butter.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #92 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 10:52:26 AM »

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So white chicks taste like peanut butter? This theory deserves further investigation!

I know several that taste like chunky peanut butter x.x

Merla · « **Reply #93 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 10:57:51 AM »

OH GROSS!!! That is nasty. So does anyone know what we Latinas taste like? Better be something sweet.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #94 on:** Oct 18, 2004, 03:09:24 PM »

I found they taste like a nice mild fruit, like a pear.

B E C K · « **Reply #95 on:** Oct 19, 2004, 11:44:31 PM »

But wouldn't that have to do with what the girl eats and less (if nothing) to do with her race? Not that I would know.... ^^;;

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #96 on:** Oct 19, 2004, 11:52:27 PM »

I dunno. I just looooooooooove pussy!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #97 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:05:05 AM »

Healthy vagina typically tastes like some sort of bland fruit juice. Disturbingly, there are a lot of men who seem to think that most vaginas smell like fish......... :unsure:

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #98 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:12:29 AM »

Those people either fuck sluts, or never had any. My [Gay] roomate was pissed that I left an unwashed tuna can in the trash. He said:

"OH FUCK! IT SMELLS LIKE PUSSY IN HERE!" With his friends in tow.

Of course, this was insane to me, so I responded "What pussy you eating? It smells like Tuna ya idiot."

He just bitched, but the looks on his friends were priceless. I know he was gay cuz no straight man needs a gallon tub of Vaseline.

B E C K · « **Reply #99 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 01:03:42 AM »

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #100 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 01:17:55 AM »

He also had his bathroom fulla hair shit and necklaces. Me and my otherroomate (matt) had like 3 bottles of shampoo, some bodywash and a thing of gel.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #101 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 01:33:03 AM »

Yeah, you see what I mean? The comparison between fish smell and that of female parts is distressing.

B E C K · « **Reply #102 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 02:32:03 AM »

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He also had his bathroom fulla hair shit and necklaces. Me and my otherroomate (matt) had like 3 bottles of shampoo, some bodywash and a thing of gel.

Yeah, he's gay. Or metrosexual, which is essentially "pretend gay". He wasn't in denial, was he?

blanktoe · « **Reply #103 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 10:31:53 AM »

Get a pair of his underwear from where ever he keeps his dirty cloths and look to see if there are doo doo stains on the front.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #104 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 10:35:13 AM »

This was several semesters ago, now I live alone in my own dorm, thank god.

blanktoe · « **Reply #105 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 10:39:11 AM »

ok, now go take one for the team and find out what Merla tastes like.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #106 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 10:40:51 AM »

I don't think Kary would like that.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #107 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:10:28 PM »

!!!! For a moment, I thought toe was replying to Nuri....

Sinus infection meds & strong coffee make for odd vision tricks.

blanktoe · « **Reply #108 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 12:32:04 PM »

I would have but then she would send ninjas to burn my house down. Oh ask Eddie is the peanut butter thing is true.

Merla · « **Reply #109 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 01:59:06 PM »

BLOODY HELL!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!

blanktoe · « **Reply #110 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 02:11:09 PM »

just shut up and be still for a minute.

Merla · « **Reply #111 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 02:20:21 PM »

EEEWWW! X_X

**procedes to bash out toe's brains with a tire iron.**

blanktoe · « **Reply #112 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 04:57:20 PM »

I'm a man of steel baby! You cant hurt me!

Bitch · « **Reply #113 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 05:00:51 PM »

*attacks toe with an electromagnet*

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #114 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 08:03:48 PM »

RAPE!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #115 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 10:21:03 PM »

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Get a pair of his underwear from where ever he keeps his dirty cloths and look to see if there are doo doo stains on the front.

Grody!

blanktoe · « **Reply #116 on:** Oct 20, 2004, 11:56:02 PM »

HATERS!! Every last one of ya's a HATER!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #117 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 02:02:11 PM »

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Oh ask Eddie is the peanut butter thing is true.

Well, he's not that fond of peanut butter by itself, so that means it's either not true in my case or I'm quite the confectionary treat.

Going back to my girlfriend, I've been compared to a loquat. #^^#

blanktoe · « **Reply #118 on:** Oct 21, 2004, 06:48:54 PM »

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Oh ask Eddie is the peanut butter thing is true.

Well, he's not that fond of peanut butter by itself, so that means it's either not true in my case or I'm quite the confectionary treat.

Going back to my girlfriend, I've been compared to a loquat. #^^#

:: runs to the supermarket in search of loquats::

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #119 on:** Oct 22, 2004, 09:17:00 PM »

whats a loquat?