Author Topic: I just spent half an hour chasing a puppy (Read 7756 times)

Max Con · « **on:** Oct 01, 2004, 03:57:15 AM »

Ask me anything.

B E C K · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 04:01:51 AM »

Was it a sexy puppy?

Max Con · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 04:03:31 AM »

Busted a nut or two.

B E C K · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 04:06:42 AM »

Why were you chasing it? Was it your puppy? Why did it run? What color was it? Were you chasing it for so long because it's just that fast or is your ass just slow? How'd you catch it?

Max Con · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 04:13:44 AM »

Lost puppy. Not mine. Little dog, big person. Black as the night. Paranoid dog. Managed to get it to let me pet it, then a swift pick up.

Max Con · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 04:34:52 AM »

http://isoldmysoultonumbus.5chan.net/i/131...___ca29f9b4.swf

Fiero · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 08:02:32 AM »

Did the puppy lick you?

tomduo · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 10:42:18 AM »

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Ask me anything.

The things you'll do for a date...

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 11:16:48 AM »

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Did the puppy lick you?

He should at least buy it dinner first.

What's the puppy's name? Do you own it?

Max Con · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 01, 2004, 11:31:57 AM »

No idea, no.

It's some pekiness yelper dog that was outside at 1:30 in the morning. I couldn't just let it possibly be attacked by powerful hungry coyote!

It's house trained as far as I can tell, so he definitely belongs to somebody.

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 12:00:20 AM »

Keep feeding him over a period of 72 hours in my county and he's yours.

Max Con · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 12:39:33 AM »

He's already become buddy with my mother.

Yeah, he's probably ours if no owner is found now.

The D · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 11:01:43 PM »

Max's linking to 5chan?

That's borderline furry there...

Max Con · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 02, 2004, 11:21:07 PM »

I prefer the Shota and Flash/Zip section, personally.

Max Con · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 12:13:44 AM »

Little dude chased a little kid down the street who ended up tripping and banging up his knee.

Mom doesn't like him now.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 11:13:43 AM »

My dog once chased a girl down the street who was carrying a violin case - he probably thought it was a dog.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 12:06:43 PM »

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Little dude chased a little kid down the street who ended up tripping and banging up his knee.

Mom doesn't like him now.

Did you tell the kid that he shouldn't do drugs? *rimshot*

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 12:16:15 PM »

I read that and saw rim job... XD

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 12:39:45 PM »

I love it when people are afraid of dogs. Fucking pussies.

Max Con · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 01:25:59 PM »

Especially when the dog is barely 8 inches high.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 04:57:03 PM »

You know, like there' s big stuffed toy tha t looks like a Rottweiler sitting in the front of a toy store and this big fat "canine-o-phobe' will walk around it through different aisles in order to get to the TFs. Phobias like thatexcite me.

Fiero · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 04:57:42 PM »

And is blind. I saw that actually happen once. A dog chased a kid, and the dog was blind. Sadly, the dog hit a tree (pretty quick) and whimpered as close back to his house as he could.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 10:17:40 PM »

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Max's linking to 5chan?

That's borderline furry there...

why you are always talking about furries?? "furries this, furries that" u tlak about furries almost in every thread, and yet u criticize those weird people. that is like a denial, huh/

MegatronYES · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 03, 2004, 10:58:16 PM »

No. It isn't.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:24:52 AM »

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Max's linking to 5chan?

That's borderline furry there...
why you are always talking about furries?? "furries this, furries that" u tlak about furries almost in every thread, and yet u criticize those weird people. that is like a denial, huh/

LOL. You're not the only one thinking that either....

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 12:26:42 AM »

Yeah. Well. She should be.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:15:00 AM »

Where's MegatronNO when you need him? <_<

MegatronNO · « **Reply #27 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 01:49:11 AM »

Ask and ye shall receive.

NOT!

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 03:02:01 AM »

That would've worked better if you hadn't actually created a new account and posted with it.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #29 on:** Oct 04, 2004, 09:01:17 AM »

What proof do you have that it's me? That account clearly has a completely different e-mail address.