Author Topic: What I've Learned this year (Read 6052 times)

IDE · « **Reply #30 on:** Dec 29, 2006, 11:34:22 AM »

She said no...or rather not yet...what the fuck is that noise?

The siege of Jacky has begun! I'm going to invite her over here to tommorow. Everyone is going to be gone until tommorow night. Hopefully Grond will smash down her resistances and pillaging will commence.

Merla · « **Reply #31 on:** Dec 29, 2006, 03:07:32 PM »

No one wants to hear about your man-whoring!

Rama · « **Reply #32 on:** Dec 29, 2006, 10:27:22 PM »

Seconded.

All in favor say "Aye".

Bitch · « **Reply #33 on:** Dec 29, 2006, 10:48:51 PM »

Eye eye.

IDE · « **Reply #34 on:** Dec 29, 2006, 11:10:36 PM »

But my penis is the Witch King of Aglarond!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #35 on:** Dec 30, 2006, 12:31:34 AM »

I thought it was the breeding ground of Unholy things.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Dec 30, 2006, 06:04:45 PM »

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Seconded.

All in favor say "Aye".

Word. His stories are as annoying as doug's bitching about everything. Nuri, you should prohibit him from talking about that shit!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #37 on:** Dec 30, 2006, 10:29:19 PM »

Nuri doesn't prohibit anyone from saying anything. If that was the case, then not only would IDE be gone, but so would Doug (Who kind of is as far as I know), Joe, Me, and you.

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Dec 30, 2006, 11:16:23 PM »

Don't forget me ^_^ V

IDE · « **Reply #39 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 01:59:44 AM »

The rest of the INTERNET happens to love my stories, but if they annoy Faye then I'll just have to...

DIG UP SOME CLASSICS FROM '03! THAT WAS A HELLUVA YEAR!

Also, Tom hook me up with one of your girlfriends anime lovin friends while I'm down here plzkthx.

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 03:49:03 AM »

What about the "I hate Ide's stories" newsgroup? Do they love your stories? I think not!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 10:00:24 AM »

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Nuri doesn't prohibit anyone from saying anything. If that was the case, then not only would IDE be gone, but so would Doug (Who kind of is as far as I know), Joe, Me, and you.

Well she said that tom shouldn't talk about his sex life and he is not doing it anymore! so she def can do the same with this guy here.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #42 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 11:32:21 AM »

God dammit Faye! You say that and you know Tom's gonna start up again!!!

Derrick · « **Reply #43 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 11:57:04 AM »

I don't do it that much, do I?

*whimpers*

IDE · « **Reply #44 on:** Dec 31, 2006, 02:56:20 PM »

You can't make a thread about piercing your crotch and then ask for sanctions on someone else in the name of decency.

Rama · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 01:43:25 AM »

That's not how this started...it's just what it degrated into.

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 04:26:33 AM »

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You can't make a thread about piercing your crotch and then ask for sanctions on someone else in the name of decency.

Never ever fuck with the clitoral hood.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 11:39:22 AM »

I didn't make a thread about it! You mentioned it so I just provided a fact. Then I stopped the discussion by saying we shouldn't change the topic.

Derrick · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 02:59:53 PM »

Seriously though, I think I might score a threesome tonight with a 18 year old.

IDE · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 06:32:14 PM »

I didn't mean this thread I meant the one you made when you got it done. The one that needs pics.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 01, 2007, 09:38:15 PM »

Were you even here when I did that thread?

IDE · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 12:04:11 AM »

yep

also, good work tom. My first kiss of the new year was to a 32 yr old woman. I think it aged me...I need to return to my stash of 18 yr olds in never never land.

Derrick · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 12:54:33 AM »

32? Jesus H Christ.

x.x

Rama · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 01:22:56 AM »

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yep

also, good work tom. My first kiss of the new year was to a 32 yr old woman. I think it aged me...I need to return to my stash of 18 yr olds in never never land.

She was 2 years your Senior! OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF NOW! God knows the only thing that can wash that shame away is swapping spit with someone a decade your junior.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 01:41:05 AM »

Older women are hot.

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then not only would IDE be gone, but so would Doug (Who kind of is as far as I know)

How do you know that wasn't me? :evil:

Okay, yeah, so it wasn't. Whateva.

Rama · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 03:03:20 AM »

You should have stuck with the lie. Fear will keep the local systems in line...fear of your Adm. powers.

B E C K · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 04:21:53 AM »

They already know I almost never use them.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 04:36:12 AM »

Well there is the chance that one day you'll snap and begin to rule with an Iron Fist, or at least I'd like to think so. *Le Sigh*

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 05:27:12 AM »

Whore.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 02, 2007, 08:10:14 PM »

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also, good work tom. My first kiss of the new year was to a 32 yr old woman. I think it aged me...I need to return to my stash of 18 yr olds in never never land.
She was 2 years your Senior! OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF NOW! God knows the only thing that can wash that shame away is swapping spit with someone a decade your junior.