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I couldn't keep from laughing at this
« on: Sep 24, 2004, 01:27:31 PM »
CNN.com headline:

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Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen
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« Reply #1 on: Sep 24, 2004, 01:30:22 PM »
Nobody does it like Sara Lee?
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 24, 2004, 02:12:28 PM »
I was thinking of the Sara Lee line of frozen desserts & pastries, but that works too.  :P  
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I couldn't keep from laughing at this
« Reply #3 on: Sep 24, 2004, 02:23:19 PM »
was he potato topped
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« Reply #4 on: Sep 24, 2004, 02:30:00 PM »
That's not funny.  Now if her remains were found in powder form in small boxed packets, THAT would be funny.
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 24, 2004, 02:39:25 PM »
No wonder Sara Lee recalled all of that meat.

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I couldn't keep from laughing at this
« Reply #6 on: Sep 24, 2004, 03:09:46 PM »
That's hilarious!!!

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« Reply #7 on: Sep 24, 2004, 05:41:41 PM »
wasnt the body found in a garage or something like that? how could someone get frozen in a place like that? its cold, but not THAT cold

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« Reply #8 on: Sep 25, 2004, 01:36:23 AM »
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Body of missing Sara Lee executive found frozen
Why don't they just let it thaw at room temperature for ten minutes and then test it with a fork?

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« Reply #9 on: Sep 26, 2004, 01:46:39 AM »
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That's not funny.  Now if her remains were found in powder form in small boxed packets, THAT would be funny.
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