Author Topic: Master's here I come! (Read 10401 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 10, 2006, 10:08:40 PM »

o.o;

Rama, you've really thought about that.

I've just pondered getting into teaching...^^; With a Masters it would be hella easy.

Rama · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 10, 2006, 10:14:18 PM »

I just made that shit up on the spot...besides everyone would crack up if I yelled "Think of Dead Puppies" at the top of lungs out of randomly like that, thus ruining the take. Then people would get the giggles and you'd either have to call lunch or tell them that their agent is on the phone and wants a larger percentage to get them to stop laughing. And then I'd have a hour of wasted time and 10 feet or wasted film. That shit ain't cheap you know.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 01:13:39 AM »

how many scenes does a pr0n movie has? doesn't it has only one? the sex scene? thats it, isnt it? or there's more?

IDE · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 02:12:35 AM »

I has seen a pr0n movie with several sex scenes in it. They also sometimes has scenes with no sex in them at all, but I has always fast forwarded through those.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 05:56:55 AM »

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They also sometimes has scenes with no sex in them at all,

Fuck I hate that shit. Whoever makes those kinds of mvoies needs to be beaten to a pulp.

Rama · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 08:01:39 AM »

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how many scenes does a pr0n movie has? doesn't it has only one? the sex scene? thats it, isnt it? or there's more?

Location, Location, Location. Same act, different people, different locations.

Bernie · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 12:39:39 PM »

*thought thread was about Tom getting his golf game on*

Derrick · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 06:41:01 PM »

I'll play some Golf with you, just it won't lead to sex. I kinda like the bad acting before a sex scene.

Rama · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 11, 2006, 09:26:41 PM »

Give him some time to yuppie up some more. He'll be swinging those clubs by 30.

Bernie · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 04:07:15 PM »

Does golf lead to sex? :unsure: The only kind I've ever played involved windmills and fiberglass alligators and usually led to pizza.

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 04:19:42 PM »

That kind can lead to sex too. That's how Homer and Marge got Bart.

You haven’t lived till you've topped off a roaring game of mini-golf with a quickie in the windmill.

IDE · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 12, 2006, 09:05:23 PM »

Ever hear the expression "He putts from the rough" ?

Merla · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 08:03:33 AM »

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Cause what you had in mind probably would've made you look even more like an idiot.

edit: and I use the term "mind" loosely.
why don't you go and fuck yourself? i wasn't talking to you.

You still don't get the basic concept of a message board. I can read what you type then tell you to go back to your home on whore island and there is nothing you can do about it

(except cry more)

Dude! Whore Island? Isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?
And I didn't know you had a degree and were working on your Master's. What a shocker?

Some straight guy would have be very desperate to partipate in gay pr0n.

IDE · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 04:15:40 PM »

That was just an example, but I'm on the winning side of that double standard anyway.

If only I was a 27 yr old undergrad...I'd have all the publicity that guy is getting out at UC Madison (i think that's where he is)...TV, book, and movie deals...

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 06:00:38 PM »

I wasn't aware AIDS had a winning side. I guess the one that's not dying or whatever. Or IS it?

IDE · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 08:33:57 PM »

This conversation has nothing to do with AIDS.

pools closed.

Rama · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 13, 2006, 10:33:51 PM »

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I wasn't aware AIDS had a winning side.

Losing the freshmen fifteen?

Sam · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 09:41:05 AM »

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That was just an example, but I'm on the winning side of that double standard anyway.

If only I was a 27 yr old undergrad...I'd have all the publicity that guy is getting out at UC Madison (i think that's where he is)...TV, book, and movie deals...

University of Wisconsin - Madison

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 10:08:57 AM »

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I wasn't aware AIDS had a winning side.
Losing the freshmen fifteen?

Eww! Thanks god I never gained any weight on my freshman year! Actually I lost weight. I lost some of my beautiful ass, but 4 years laters I gained boobs.

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 12:37:03 PM »

Only to lose them years later in the Great War.

Bernie · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 12:38:20 PM »

In a battle, the breastworks are usually the first to go.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 12:41:49 PM »

Then the skunkworks, then the Newarks...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 01:02:19 PM »

Well one day I woke up and my ass was gone. I have gotten some of it back, but it's not as nice as before. (when I say nice I mean big, and when I say big I mean a nice kind of big, not ghetto big)

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 01:03:58 PM »

Ghetto booty! Badonkadonk!

Rama · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 01:44:46 PM »

Wait.....Great War? Damnit....I just backfilled my Y2K Shelter.

*Grabs a Shovel.*

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 04:58:18 PM »

Better keep that bottled water and walled of canned peas handy. Teh fight has just begun.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 14, 2006, 10:30:05 PM »

But it's all Evian damnit! EVIAN! I can't drink this during Armageddon. I'm fucked!

IDE · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 15, 2006, 04:03:01 AM »

What is best in life?

Rama · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 15, 2006, 11:37:13 AM »

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

IDE · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 15, 2006, 04:10:55 PM »

YES!

Author Topic: Master's here I come! (Read 10401 times)

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