Author Topic: I leave the country on Tuesday. (Read 12141 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #30 on:** Jul 18, 2006, 11:21:10 AM »

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There there, It's called "nocturnal emission" and it's nothing to be ashamed about. It just means you're growing up.

I thought the same thing!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #31 on:** Jul 18, 2006, 04:11:24 PM »

Get the rubber sheets!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #32 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 05:40:21 AM »

The cure for nocturnal emissions is jerking off more when you're awake.

B E C K · « **Reply #33 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 11:12:45 AM »

Sounds good to me.

Derrick · « **Reply #34 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 10:34:23 PM »

I need to to sleep some times.

Macks Khan · « **Reply #35 on:** Jul 21, 2006, 11:00:04 AM »

You're all terrible.

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Jul 21, 2006, 12:43:46 PM »

I'm not! I said AC. AC! BTW congrats on your newfound legality.

Macks Khan · « **Reply #37 on:** Jul 21, 2006, 02:14:39 PM »

I plan on abusing it!

Nah, not AC. It was just really humid that night.

And now I'm in an area where it's humid 24/7. shiiiiiiiiiiiit

Guest · « **Reply #38 on:** Jul 21, 2006, 06:43:58 PM »

**cries**

I remember when the wee lad was 11 years old. In those days he would bug the shit out me on AIM. God I am old sea hag. -Merla

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Jul 22, 2006, 12:11:45 AM »

Why did I hear that in an Eastern European accent?

Rama · « **Reply #40 on:** Jul 22, 2006, 03:09:35 AM »

I don't know. There wasn't a single refrence to a bear.

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** Jul 22, 2006, 06:19:52 PM »

"God, I am old sea hag!" Say it! Say it in a Natasha-type voice, as in from "Rocky and Bullwinkle". It's funny.

Merla · « **Reply #42 on:** Jul 22, 2006, 08:14:33 PM »

I was actually saying it in a scottish accent.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jul 23, 2006, 12:43:43 AM »

Of the three most important Scotsmen I know-- Scrooge McDuck, Desmond from Lost, and the fat one from Catscratch-- none of them speak like that.

Rama · « **Reply #44 on:** Jul 23, 2006, 03:05:25 AM »

Well it can't be Scot.... Not a single reference to a Pub.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Jul 23, 2006, 05:31:44 PM »

She couldn't even fake it with bagpipes and fog.

Max Con · « **Reply #46 on:** Aug 23, 2006, 09:17:03 PM »

back

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Aug 23, 2006, 09:33:34 PM »

How many people felt you up in the airport? "Ah yes, 18 year old boy."

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #48 on:** Aug 23, 2006, 09:46:00 PM »

18 Year Old Boy with Hair to rival that of any Grunge band. And Twice as thick. Seriously.

Max Con · « **Reply #49 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 01:35:02 AM »

I cut that mop off about 13 months ago. I miss it, but it was a pain in the ass just to comb.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #50 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 08:28:53 AM »

HA HA!

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 01:55:06 PM »

Rat's nest? That's why I've had short hair for so long now. Long hair sure is purty, but what a bitch to manage. Especially in 100 degree type heat.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #52 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 06:58:41 PM »

My Friend Bilbo's hair is down to about the middle of his shoulder blades. I have nick named him "Red Sonja", but more commonly, I say "Yeah, okay, Conan." This year, for a joke, I'm buying him a girls hair Scrunchie so as to keep his hair in the ponytail he usually does it up in.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #53 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 08:13:00 PM »

My hair is looong and a little thick, so its a BITCH to take care of it. Maybe I should just get all dycke-y and shave it all off

Less Than Zero · « **Reply #54 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 08:48:10 PM »

According to his Myspace page, the fat kid got married. LOLz0rz.

Less Than Zero · « **Reply #55 on:** Aug 24, 2006, 08:49:50 PM »

Also, in my absence, I've grown a beard. I'd post a pic, but I'm it's kinda hard to from a cellphone in a hotel.

Rama · « **Reply #56 on:** Aug 25, 2006, 01:44:21 AM »

I try to keep my hair short cause it's just so thick that it's hard to even comb when it's thick and full. When it's like that I have to comb it when wet.... If I wait till it's dry it does whatever the fuck it wants. So I keep so short that I don't have to comb it, in a hairstyle I call the 543. Because those are the 3 blade length attachments you use on an electric clipper to get that effect. When I go in to get it cut I literally point at the top of my head and say "5" then lower "4" and finally just above the ears "3".

Course I normally don't get to the hair place on a regular schedule, I also don't shave on any regular schedule so I usually wear a combination of anywhere from a 3 O'clock shadow (I'm never clean shaven completely) with very short cropped hair to a Grizzly Adams meets Luke Perry look.

IDE · « **Reply #57 on:** Aug 25, 2006, 02:30:57 AM »

I like to shave it all off and then make a big cardboard gun to strap on my arm.

Seriously though I told one of the new guys at work that I was coming to our bar saturday and he asked "Are you 21?"

*sniff*

Nicest thing another guy has ever said to me.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Aug 27, 2006, 11:48:13 AM »

At the orientation for my new job last week, the girl sitting next to me thought I was 18.

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** Aug 27, 2006, 11:51:47 AM »

And who's "the fat kid"?

Author Topic: I leave the country on Tuesday. (Read 12141 times)

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