Author Topic: Santorum. (Read 5074 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **on:** Jul 13, 2006, 12:19:00 AM »

Google Santorum. Rick Santorum is the idiot Senator from Penn. who is going to lose because he's a jackass. Google his last name.

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 13, 2006, 02:12:53 AM »

Pass.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 13, 2006, 05:23:09 AM »

Who the hell doesn't know what Santorum is? Read Savage Love or urban dictionary it.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 13, 2006, 08:45:10 AM »

I didn't know what it was...well I knew what it was...but I didn't know it had a name.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 13, 2006, 12:52:41 PM »

Niether did I... x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 13, 2006, 03:01:08 PM »

That's because it didn't:

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Read Savage Love or urban dictionary it.

I always thought santorum sounded like an old Roman restroom or something having to do with the sewage system. I guess 'cause of the "san" part reminding me of "sanitary".

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 14, 2006, 08:45:19 AM »

Rick Santorum and a sewage system are very logical connections.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 16, 2006, 06:58:34 PM »

And I'm not making a joke either.

"Where is Julius Casear?"
"Why, in the santorum."
"Oh how I love the modern miracles of our great Roman plumbling!"
"Shall we go bath with some young boys?"
"But of course!"

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 17, 2006, 11:26:48 AM »

Vladimir Putin and Rick Santorum?

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 17, 2006, 09:10:11 PM »

Nay, good sir, but their Roman descendants. Note the architecture. Note the togas and homoerotic vase art.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 17, 2006, 09:33:13 PM »

toga toga toga!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 18, 2006, 04:13:20 PM »

Putin/Santorum homoerotic art. And I thought "Piss Jesus" was icky. :x

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 18, 2006, 06:13:01 PM »

Who wants to be petted like a little kitten?

Derrick · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 18, 2006, 10:40:07 PM »

....me.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 10:49:38 AM »

You might be a bit old for Vladdie, Tom.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 11:12:10 AM »

In Soviet Russia kitten pets you.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 10:33:49 PM »

I could wander onto /b/ and find a shota doujin and paste Putin's head on the dude raping the boy... but I won't. Just keep in mind I could have. It wouldn't be worth it.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 10:59:24 PM »

................

Shut-up.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 19, 2006, 11:01:27 PM »

I DIDN'T THOUGH! That has to be worth something.

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 20, 2006, 12:24:20 AM »

Not as much as you think.

Derrick · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 20, 2006, 11:37:33 AM »

Enough for a Klondike bar?