Author Topic: Letters reveal Einstein's love life (Read 4834 times)

Merla · « **on:** Jul 10, 2006, 01:41:08 PM »

I can't believe women were after him! Maybe they found the theory of relativity sexy. WTF?!? New letters reveal mysteries of Einstein's love life

Rama · « **Reply #1 on:** Jul 10, 2006, 02:40:06 PM »

When you get sordid details of Steven Hawking's love life then I will be disturbed.

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B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Jul 10, 2006, 04:35:49 PM »

I wonder if Einstein's thing was as hairy as his head.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Jul 10, 2006, 07:09:57 PM »

Family guy already does Hawkings love life..
"Oh Yes. Oh Yes. Spit in my mouth."

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Jul 10, 2006, 11:35:24 PM »

The idea that I'm good enough to be a Family Guy writer doesn't fill me with much hope.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Jul 11, 2006, 11:32:57 PM »

You're a mantee, the friendly cow of the seas?

Rama · « **Reply #6 on:** Jul 11, 2006, 11:36:41 PM »

No...but I do get mad if anyone tries to remove my balls.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #7 on:** Jul 11, 2006, 11:47:23 PM »

Why would anyone want your balls? It's not like they could be used to summon Shenron or some shit.

...right?

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Jul 11, 2006, 11:51:23 PM »

Only if you have all seven of my balls.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #9 on:** Jul 11, 2006, 11:58:33 PM »

I was thinking I'd need to get the other five somewhere else, for instance, from Tom, Ide, and then aDam's one nut, but this makes things much easier.

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:15:27 AM »

Four. I keep my three on me at all times. The rest are scattered.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #11 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:18:51 AM »

I picture the third dangling from your neck, Turkey Lurkey-style.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #12 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:23:30 AM »

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Why would anyone want your balls? It's not like they could be used to summon Shenron or some shit.

...right?

I want Nachos, do you have Nachos? NACHOS!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #13 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:25:13 AM »

He really deserves his own series. Billy and Mandy are totally past their best before date.

Rama · « **Reply #14 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:37:01 AM »

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I picture the third dangling from your neck, Turkey Lurkey-style.

Turtlenecks are hot in the summer.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:54:09 AM »

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I picture the third dangling from your neck, Turkey Lurkey-style.

Three guesses to who "Goosey Loosey" is. Actually, all of them are correct. Har!

jonhammstein · « **Reply #16 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 12:55:56 AM »

Snap. That's so mean, though. Shame on you.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:09:09 AM »

I saw five minutes of Disney Chicken Little. How terrible.

From Wikipedia:

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As it is common in fables, all the characters in this tale are animals. They all have rhyming names.

* Chicken Licken (Or Chicken Little) (Chicken)
* Henny Penny/Hen Len (When she is not the main character, she is one of the animals Chicken finds in his journey) (Chicken)
* Cocky Locky (Rooster)
* Ducky Lucky (Or Ducky Daddles) (Duck)
* Drakey Lakey (Duck)
* Goosey Loosey (Or Goosey Poosey) (Goose)
* Gander Pander (Goose)
* Turkey Lurkey (Turkey)
* Foxy Loxy (Fox)
* The King (Lion)
* Morkupine Porcupine (Porcupine)

Ha! Was that from the pr0n version? Seriously, I don't remember any Gander Pander or Drakey Lakey. Every version I read had the chicken, hen, duck, goosey, turkey, fox, and the king. How the fuck did a porcupine get involved?

Merla wrote a Chicken Little story for school once for a children's book project, which I illustrated. It had to do with the fox being framed for the deaths of all the main characters which turned out to tragic accidents on their way to go see the king. Like a lightning bolt electrocutes one and a boulder pops out of no where and crushes another. The fox is the only one who sees all of this, but doesn't want to worry the rest of the party and says nothing. Then some snitch, Birdy Wordy, sends the fox up the creek but ends up eaten at the end of the story.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #18 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:13:53 AM »

What the fuck happened to Shitty Kitty?

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:21:05 AM »

!! They could've had a spastic dog named Twitchy Bitchy.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #20 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:27:43 AM »

I'd also like to point out that "The King" has the most awesome rhyming name I have ever witnessed.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:31:33 AM »

Kingy-Lingy.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #22 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:37:05 AM »

Disney's gotta be breathing a sigh of relief now that Pixar's back on board. Cars was excellent, by the way.

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:39:05 AM »

Leo Theo.

And I was going to see Cars, but I went to Pirates instead.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:42:13 AM »

I don't like the look of those cars. Those faces just creep the shit out. Lightning McQueen sounds like a pornstar name, and the over-all theme sounds worn and old (read: done before). I avoided Monsters Stink and didn't like it when I eventually saw it, I expect it to be the same with Cars.

jonhammstein · « **Reply #25 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 01:59:35 AM »

Nuri, you're so negative. Negative Nuri, that's who you are.

How was Pirates, dude? Entertainment Weekly gave it a D+, but I say fuck that noise.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 02:10:45 AM »

It was all over the place. I got the impression that about three drafts in someone told the writers they wanted to make 2 more Pirates movies instead of 1. And so after a few "Oh shits" they started to thin the script out till it stretched over two movies. They basically take an hour to sum up what they could do in half-hour. The way this all went down really reminds me of the Matrix movie. First one was great...the two sequels.... Ehhhhhhh Not so much.

But comparing Dead Man's Chest to Reloaded is really unfair to Dead Man's Chest. It has its moments. There was a lot more slap sticky stuff with Sparrow this time around. He really starts to ham it up pretty good. And there are a few too many betrayals. I mean I know these are pirates, but shit.everyone is turning on everyone constantly.

I'd give it a solid B...but after I said that the original Pirates was the best Action/Adventure movie since Raiders. It falls far short of the original.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 06:27:05 PM »

The first pirates movie really fell apart for me in the last half hour. The ending was such a load.

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 11:14:50 PM »

They needed a wrap up scene.... problem is that they also made it an action sequence, which you shouldn't do. The final action should be the final action. If you go for one more action scene it's usually negates the big action, and it also can't compare to it either and thus doesn't hold up well. But as a whole, the first film worked really well.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Jul 12, 2006, 11:20:55 PM »

I knocked a star off of it for that dumb ending. You're right about the action. The action was done with. Time to tie things up with a bow and call it a day.