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« Reply #30 on: Jun 23, 2006, 06:07:06 AM »
I'm sure he has plenty of reasons other then God to want to kill Tom.  

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« Reply #31 on: Jun 23, 2006, 06:24:37 AM »
The fact that Tom can Land a girlfriend, and D can't, Gives me hope that I'll be married one day to a good woman and have kids.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #32 on: Jun 23, 2006, 06:56:49 AM »
Hentai Tom...

It's got a ring to it.

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« Reply #33 on: Jun 23, 2006, 09:49:15 AM »
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The fact that Tom can Land a girlfriend, and D can't, Gives me hope that I'll be married one day to a good woman and have kids.
Well D can get women too, but they are very young. So it depends if you like em young or old.

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« Reply #34 on: Jun 23, 2006, 09:59:04 AM »
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he ones that are related to ghosts in any way

What kind of books related to Ghosts?  

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« Reply #35 on: Jun 23, 2006, 12:22:03 PM »
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Hentai Tom...

It's got a ring to it.
Yeah, I'm diggin' it.

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« Reply #36 on: Jun 23, 2006, 01:33:30 PM »
Related to ghosts: any books about haunted places, any books about ghosts, or ghost stories, even if it's fictional. Hell, if it has the word "Dark" in the title, its automatically evil and it'll open the doors to evil and the devil will eat my soul.

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OH! And speaking of crazy religious people!

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/23/miami.rai...=cnn_topstories

Now I'm starting to wonder about those bible study groups at dad's house...
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« Reply #37 on: Jun 23, 2006, 02:17:19 PM »
I take it there's no family bonding over a big bowl of popcorn and a Harry Potter movie then.  

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« Reply #38 on: Jun 23, 2006, 03:12:52 PM »
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Related to ghosts: any books about haunted places, any books about ghosts, or ghost stories, even if it's fictional. Hell, if it has the word "Dark" in the title, its automatically evil and it'll open the doors to evil and the devil will eat my soul.
You ever read "Ghosts" by Han Holzer? Or any book by Han Holzer for that matter. And you ever been to place that's actually supposed to be haunted before?  

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« Reply #39 on: Jun 23, 2006, 10:07:21 PM »
He's either at work, or church. -.- Not much in the way of bonding...if church is supposed to promote family and values and such, wouldn't that mean spending more time with the family? @.x

Han Holzer? No but something tells me I should, ne?
And yeah, I've been to a handful of haunted places. Key West in particular is my favorite haunted place. I have a bunch of stories and weird experiences there, but I'll save those for another time. ^-^

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« Reply #40 on: Jun 24, 2006, 01:18:42 AM »
next time in miami hook me up with one of your anime loving friends! Preferably someone who really likes Major Armstrong.

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« Reply #41 on: Jun 24, 2006, 08:06:11 AM »
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Han Holzer? No but something tells me I should, ne?
And yeah, I've been to a handful of haunted places. Key West in particular is my favorite haunted place. I have a bunch of stories and weird experiences there, but I'll save those for another time. ^-^
Why does it have to wait for another time? Not like a thread at this place has ever stayed on topic so I wouldn't worry about that. Besdies it's so rare to meet another ghosthead without going and looking for them. And now I'm just curious to hear what happened.
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« Reply #42 on: Jun 25, 2006, 12:04:34 AM »
I can predict moments in the Future.

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« Reply #43 on: Jun 26, 2006, 02:04:34 AM »
This will be a LONG post…Ghost Adventures in the Religious Nutjobs Crazed Thread!

The entire island of Key West is haunted, people have seen ghosts walking the streets and there are a lot of places that have a ghost living there. The ones I have been around and/or had something odd happen: The Artist House, St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, Club Chameleon, and La Concha Hotel. The first time I went to Key West, I took the ghost tour. It started in the lobby of the La Concha Hotel, my brother and I were by ourselves while dad hung out on Duval Street with his Army buddies. While we were waiting in the lobby, I was fixated on some strange looking fans that look like revolving paddles. Out of the corner of my eye, I remember seeing a gray cloud floating over the ceiling. When I tried to look at it, it had vanished. My brother didn’t really believe I saw anything.
   
Our tour guide came and he was dressed all dark with a cool looking cloak, carrying a lantern. When we got outside, he told us the La Concha has its share of ghosts; to date there had been 15 people who jumped from the roof and a bellhop was killed falling down the elevator shaft.
   
   
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There are no ghosts here, but it does have a one disturbing story behind it. A man named Count Carl von Cosel was a prominent man in Key West; he was one of the few doctors on the island. When he was young, his grandmother came to him as a ghost and showed him his future wife; a young woman of Cuban descent with long dark hair, dark eyes and skin soft as silk. He did meet this woman many years later. Her name was Eleyna de Hoyos, a young Cuban woman who was very beautiful for the time. She was exactly what his grandmother described to her; long dark hair, dark eyes and fair soft skin. However there was only one problem. She was dying of tuberculosis.

The count, completely in love with her, tried everything in his powet to save her.
She died a few days before Halloween and he went to her funeral. He could not stop thinking about her. He visited her grave everyday, sang love songs, and read her love poems. One day he just couldn’t take it anymore; he HAD to marry this woman. He took her out of her grave, reconstructed her face using plaster and wax. He reconstructed her body by stuffing it with wax, dipping her body with embalming fluids and antiseptics and he replaced the dead rotting skin with silk. He placed her in a wedding dress and yes, he married her in a private ceremony. He managed to keep her body.....for 9 YEARS!

Neighbors found out and Eleyna’s family fought to get her body back. The doctor agreed, but one condition; he wanted two more days with his wife. Two days passed, no body; the cops found him and arrested him. The case never went to trial and they couldn’t hold him at all; he was so brilliant he passed all of the psychiatric tests with flying colors. To keep the count from getting his wife back, they cut Eleyna’s body into pieces and buried her in (supposedly) a mausoleum in a secret location. The heartbroken doctor moved to Zephyrhills, Florida and wrote out his memoirs about his love for Eleyna, how he reconstructed her body and how he screwed the dead body (in so few words). The book is available called Undying Love.

When the count died, he was found lying on top of a coffin holding a replica of Eleyna. It’s a sick story but it’s one of those normally weird things that had happened in Key West.


St. Paul’s Episcopal Church
I’ve always had a personal problem with churches, but this one I probably fear the most. There are many ghosts that inhabit the church, including the ghosts of a sea captain and his daughter and the children from Club Chameleon.  When I had taken the tour, I wanted to take a picture of a beautiful statue inside of the gated graveyard in the back of the church. While the tour guide told the group the story behind it, I had stuck my hands through the bars to get a better shot. Suddenly, I had the weirdest sensation, it was as if someone with sickly hot breath was breathing on my arms and on my face. I  was so freaked out by that weird feeling, quickly slipped my hands away from the bars and joined my brother again. That feeling on my arms and face stayed until we were well across the street. The next time I had returned to key West and visited that Churchyard, I gave my apology and asked if I was able to photograph the statue. That time, nothing strange happened and I didn’t feel any strange sensations.
 
The Ghost Tours used to take people into the churchyard, but a few years ago there was an incident and they had since stopped doing that. But I think I made this way too long enough, so end of part 1! ^-^ Mwahahaha!
 

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« Reply #44 on: Jun 26, 2006, 09:07:54 AM »
I've heard the stories of Count Carl before. They always leave out that he had a wife and child already when he met this woman. And I don't want to think about what went on in those 9 years. *Shudder*

And it seems like the old coat, top hat and Latern is like the Ghost Tour Uniform. Some of the guys in New Orleans wear the same outfit. Except there is this one lady that does tours in the French Quater that doesn't wear that costume, but rather looks like she just stepped out of an Anne Rice novel.

And please tell me you saw Robert the Doll when you were there.  

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« Reply #45 on: Jun 26, 2006, 09:43:53 AM »
That's a pretty fucked up motherfucker, that Count Carl.

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« Reply #46 on: Jun 26, 2006, 10:39:09 AM »
He had some issues....that's for sure.  

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« Reply #47 on: Jun 26, 2006, 10:39:35 AM »
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I've heard the stories of Count Carl before. They always leave out that he had a wife and child already when he met this woman. And I don't want to think about what went on in those 9 years. *Shudder*

And it seems like the old coat, top hat and Latern is like the Ghost Tour Uniform. Some of the guys in New Orleans wear the same outfit. Except there is this one lady that does tours in the French Quater that doesn't wear that costume, but rather looks like she just stepped out of an Anne Rice novel.

And please tell me you saw Robert the Doll when you were there.
Rama, maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm not, but didn't it say in the link I posted here about Robert that he's in Florida?

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« Reply #48 on: Jun 26, 2006, 10:41:59 AM »
Yeah...Key West actually. In a Museum of some kind, use to be an old fort back in the pirating days. Now that's a crazy ass story right there.  

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« Reply #49 on: Jun 26, 2006, 11:19:13 AM »
East Martello Museum, that's where Robert stays.

Strangely enough, I haven't seen him yet. >.< I've been to Key West twice before and always missed the chance to see him, but Derrick and I were planning to go sometime in the next few months. We'll go see him; I just hope Derrick doesn't do something to piss him off.  -.-

The Von Cosel story is one of my favorites, I might try to find Undying Love just to read it.
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« Reply #50 on: Jun 26, 2006, 01:17:28 PM »
Yeah that's it. SouthEast isn’t my beat, so I don't keep up on those places like I do the Lemp Mansion or the many haunts of Alton.

And I don't know.... Having a demon doll come to life and maul Tom might be pretty funny. Make sure to bring a Video Camera when you go and if that happens get it on tape. I want to see it.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that plans vacations on where haunted places are. I was going to make my 2nd trip to New Orleans this summer, but that was before the Hurricane (yes I do plan things that far ahead), and then I changed it to Savannah, but it doesn't look like it's going to happen now so I'll have to save it for next year or this winter.
 

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« Reply #51 on: Jun 26, 2006, 04:07:22 PM »
*puts on a sheet, and lights things on fire*

HAHAHAHA! I AM A SPOOKY FIRE GHOST! FEAR THE BURNING... cross? Oh no... ACK! NAACP AND THE ACLU!!! RUN!

*runs away screaming like a little girl*

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« Reply #52 on: Jun 26, 2006, 05:59:17 PM »
*baps Derrick*

Savannah is so beautiful, I lived in Georgia for a few years before moving to Hell (Miami). I do recommend seeing it, and walk down River Street. It's peaceful and feel similar to how Key West feels.

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« Reply #53 on: Jun 27, 2006, 08:32:39 AM »
This Kary person seems too normal to actually be involved with Tom.
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« Reply #54 on: Jun 27, 2006, 08:54:25 AM »
She's clearly his alt id.  We've all been had!

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« Reply #55 on: Jun 27, 2006, 09:30:36 AM »
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Well it looked nice and my cousin lives in Atlanta so I have free room and board for at least one stop on the way there, if I drove that is.  I orginally only wanted to go there cause of the Ga-Ga-Ga-Ghosts!, but after looking it up it really does seem like a nice place. One of those old cities that like got lost in time and I really I like those. Most old cities grow up and tear down all the old buildings and act like they didn't have a past Pre-1960, but not Savannah. If it wasn't for the Hurricanes and tropical storms and I'm sure an unheard of cost of living I might even consider moving there.  

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« Reply #56 on: Jun 27, 2006, 12:59:26 PM »
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One of those old cities that like got lost in time and I really I like those. Most old cities grow up and tear down all the old buildings and act like they didn't have a past Pre-1960, but not Savannah. If it wasn't for the Hurricanes and tropical storms and I'm sure an unheard of cost of living I might even consider moving there.

Took the thought right outta my head. I'm so sick of seeing gorgeous old houses here torn down for some yupshit's stucco-plopped pseudo Miami monstrosity.  :angry:
 
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« Reply #57 on: Jun 27, 2006, 01:38:02 PM »
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Took the thought right outta my head. I'm so sick of seeing gorgeous old houses here torn down for some yupshit's stucco-plopped pseudo Miami monstrosity. 

SEE?! Miami IS the root of all EVIL!!!

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« Reply #58 on: Jun 27, 2006, 04:13:50 PM »
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Took the thought right outta my head. I'm so sick of seeing gorgeous old houses here torn down for some yupshit's stucco-plopped pseudo Miami monstrosity.  :angry:
Yep. There are only a hand full of towns near by that have any homes older then the 50s here, and one of them is Eldon. Eldon is suffering from being so close to Osage Beach which has become the Mid-Missouri Tourist Hot Spot and they are tearing down old early 1900 homes (Eldon was a railroad town) to make way for Condos and Houses for the Yuppies from Chicago, Saint Louis, and Kansas City to have as "Summer" homes. As if I didn't resent the rich assholes enough as is.

There was a house in Eldon that I would have given my left nut to have. It was built in 1918, Victorian Style and it even had a guest house and all for like 113k which is pretty good cause they are charging the same price for a 2 bedroom shack in Osage Beach, but couldn't come up with money (could be cause I'm poor) and it sold. Ah well....it was a pipe dream anyways. I never actually thoght I was going to get it buy it, but it was a nice dream while it lasted.

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« Reply #59 on: Jun 27, 2006, 11:26:05 PM »
No, She's just better.

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