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« on: Jun 13, 2006, 04:16:05 PM »
Have I mentioned this before?

There's these soapbox christians who stand on this same corner at least once a month, preaching about how everyone else is going to hell, usually with a megaphone.

I saw this one guy getting really angry at one of the guys, getting in his face and screaming and swearing at the preachers and getting red faced.

Obviously angry behavior like that will just make them feel like they are right, that they are better than mr. angry man and they need to save people like mr. angry man from the devil. They'd probably do it anyway, but the few people who agree with them, combined with the people who scream at them, inflate their egos and make them think they're doing the right thing.

But what should I do? Should I debate with them and show them where they're wrong, or not even bother, because it would be like talking to someone with Alzheimer's?
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« Reply #1 on: Jun 13, 2006, 08:33:18 PM »
You should stop making topics, that's what you should do.  Talk about fucking flooding the board with your stupid rants...
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« Reply #2 on: Jun 13, 2006, 08:45:18 PM »
Kary's Dad see's darkness from her stephen King books because they offend Jesus and because the DaVinci Code makes Jesus gay, but you dont see me emoting about it.
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 13, 2006, 10:05:15 PM »
You've complained so much we've now come full circle.  

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« Reply #4 on: Jun 13, 2006, 10:12:35 PM »
There were these guys in Ottawa with this signs saying you will go to hell for these reasons and there was a list of like 10 or 11 things. I'd done 6. One guy I was with topped me and that's only 'cause he had adultered.

It was shit like covet, saudomise and stupid shit like that.

There was one I wasn't sure what it meant so I asked him what it meant. I can't remember hte wording but it basically meant breaking the law.  As soon as he answered I scream across the street "Yeah I got 6!".

Fuckers.

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« Reply #5 on: Jun 13, 2006, 11:14:56 PM »
What separates a religious person from a religious nutjob?
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« Reply #6 on: Jun 13, 2006, 11:48:48 PM »
Obsession over it.
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« Reply #7 on: Jun 14, 2006, 12:24:43 AM »
I pretty much drawn the line between a religious person who's innocently pursuing their faith and a nut job or whatever negative conotation you may give as soon as the person does something to try to hinder the life of myself or another good person with their faith. That being forcing their religion on me, trying to stop evolutionary theory from being taught in school, trying to stop gays from having basic rights, telling me I can touch myself...

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« Reply #8 on: Jun 14, 2006, 01:48:04 AM »
I keep seeing 'religious rimjobs'.
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« Reply #9 on: Jun 14, 2006, 02:18:29 AM »
Is that when she moans "Oh God yes" when you give her a rim job?

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« Reply #10 on: Jun 14, 2006, 04:31:27 AM »
I always thought they took place in a confessional booth. Talk about saving time...you could sin and confess that sin all in the same place.

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« Reply #11 on: Jun 14, 2006, 05:58:39 AM »
Sounds a little cramped.  The face and ass don't line up easily in much other than a prone or kneeling behind another position... unless you're thinking of the priest sticking his ass in the little window and the confesser going to town... that could work... I think. I've never actualllly been to confession.

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« Reply #12 on: Jun 14, 2006, 07:58:47 AM »
I hadn't really given it that much thought....sounds like you have though.  

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« Reply #13 on: Jun 14, 2006, 03:33:09 PM »
I don't put much stock in people who tell others how they're going to hell for this, this, this, and this, but that's all they do.  I've known plenty like that, and whether they're right or wrong, the Bible tells Christians to "speak the truth in love" (Ephesians 4:15) and to be careful how they judge others (Matthew 7:2).  

Debating them is usually ineffectual, as they take any challenge as a sort of persecution and, thus, as a sign that they're doing good by God.  

Besides, you don't know enough about the topic to put a dent in them, anyway.
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« Reply #14 on: Jun 14, 2006, 03:56:42 PM »
Didn't you already post something like that already?!?  

Just ignore them.  

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« Reply #15 on: Jun 14, 2006, 10:03:14 PM »
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Have I mentioned this before?
YES.

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« Reply #17 on: Jun 16, 2006, 02:41:51 PM »
My short term memory isn't what it used to be.

Neither is my long term.


Who are you guys again?
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« Reply #18 on: Jun 16, 2006, 04:51:15 PM »
I'm your son. Where's my allowance dad? Give it now or I'll tell mom about you affair!

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« Reply #19 on: Jun 22, 2006, 05:48:45 AM »
Wait....


You don't know us. You don't know why you are posting here. You could better spend your time at 4Chan. None of us know who you are. You just showed up and posted this thread.  

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« Reply #20 on: Jun 22, 2006, 08:07:44 AM »
You are a lemming.

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« Reply #21 on: Jun 22, 2006, 12:37:00 PM »
I was about to say  "does he even live near water?" then when I remembered....Detroit. How can a cat as cool as Axel Foley hail from the same city as D? It just doesn't seem right.
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« Reply #22 on: Jun 22, 2006, 12:43:32 PM »
Because Axel Foley is a fictional character in a movie.  D is a real person, unfortunately.
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« Reply #23 on: Jun 22, 2006, 12:47:56 PM »
Foley's real!  :( You shut up!  

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« Reply #24 on: Jun 22, 2006, 01:00:55 PM »
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« Reply #25 on: Jun 22, 2006, 10:58:59 PM »
Speaking of religious nutjobs:

My dad (now a fanatical Christian) holds "Bible Study" every wednesday. About two weeks ago or so, my brother and I were in my room playing video games to drown out the weirdness going on in the living room. It was going fine, until we heard the sound of a woman crying and sobbing. We exchanged glances for a second, tried not to think about it and continued playing.

Twenty minutes later, we hear what sounded like a ghoul moaning, there was no other way to describe it other than that it was fucking creepy. It was that same woman. We kept hearings the sounds of the other people speaking bible verses in spanish loudly, screaming and moaning as if there was an exorcism going on or whatever.

I still don't know what happened, don't care and that's why I'm over with Derrick by now....y'know other than the fact dad wants to burn all my books, the ones that are related to ghosts in any way (apparently if it doesn't edificate me, it's not worth reading), relating to any religion other than Christianity (I have a the Tao Te Ching and some books on Hinduism and Buddhism, how are those related to Satan eating my soul?) or the Da Vinci Code. Lovely, ne? ^-^  

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« Reply #26 on: Jun 23, 2006, 12:32:53 AM »
Not to totally get creep-zone on you, but he's not, like, the type that would murder you or Hentai Tom for God is he?

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« Reply #27 on: Jun 23, 2006, 12:37:35 AM »
Why the fuck am I hentai Tom!?

It's awesome.

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« Reply #28 on: Jun 23, 2006, 12:38:29 AM »
Um, no no...I hope not at least. Dad's said a few things about him before actually, but killing in the name of God? Let's hope not! ^-^

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« Reply #29 on: Jun 23, 2006, 12:43:00 AM »
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Why the fuck am I hentai Tom!?
Why not?


I don't know if it's news magazines or Court TV or what, but anytime I hear about zealot parents, them killing their children or people associated with them for some twisted religious motive is the first thing that comes to mind.