Unhinged Lost fans:
"So Charlie what brings you around these parts."
"You don't know me? I'ma bloody rock god."
"Yesssss. Yes you are. Now you must come with me. You, the Ninja Turtle, my old go-bot, and the Buffy under my bed have an important mission...."
"You are~~ everybody!"
The more I read about it, the more pissed off I am that they made Shannon. If they wanted to "start at the beginning", they should've made a Boone before a Shannon. Hell, a Sawyer should've come first. Or a Sun. Fuckers.