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« Reply #60 on: Jun 01, 2006, 07:45:28 PM »
They could do Origin: the movie. That would actually be good.
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« Reply #61 on: Jun 01, 2006, 08:17:02 PM »
Except Origin, while insightful, was really boring.
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« Reply #62 on: Jun 01, 2006, 09:17:22 PM »
I enjoyed it, you ninny.  
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« Reply #63 on: Jun 01, 2006, 10:35:32 PM »
The big problem is that it's hard for Logan to go hoping down memory lane, cause he still doesn't remember his past in the movies. He turned Stryker down when he offered at the end of X2, and they didn't even address it in X3. I guess you could say that as a last dying gift to Logan, Jean unlocked those memories for him, or you could have something happen in the first act so he could remember.  

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« Reply #64 on: Jun 02, 2006, 08:26:48 AM »
Well, according to the latest from Avi Arad,  the Wolvering movie will be "about his life, his mysteries, and his loves. It's not really a prequel or a sequel". And Magneto will be in it.   From what I heard on the way to work, Hugh Jackman will be heavily involved in the script & production. That eases my mind as he really loves the character, and not just because it was his big international break.   I've also read that "it is assumed that the Wolverine movie will flesh out Logan's secret history and his participation in Canada's super soldier experiments. In the desperate search for his lost memory, he will travel from the wilds of the Canadian wilderness to the teeming cities of Japan and beyond."

So Rama just might get to see Alpha Flight after all.... :P  
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« Reply #65 on: Jun 02, 2006, 10:43:31 AM »
I doubt it. I wonder if they will get Sam Jackson to play Nick Fury?
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« Reply #66 on: Jun 02, 2006, 01:36:57 PM »
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o Rama just might get to see Alpha Flight after all....  :P



Yay.....I can't wait.  <_<


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I wonder if they will get Sam Jackson to play Nick Fury?

You would deny Hasselhoff the honor of reprising the role?  

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« Reply #67 on: Jun 02, 2006, 10:50:21 PM »
Yes.

Tommy Lee Jones or Mickey Rourke could probably do it, too.
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« Reply #68 on: Jun 03, 2006, 12:07:50 AM »
Mickey Rourke. Oh Yeah.

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« Reply #69 on: Jun 03, 2006, 01:08:34 AM »
I didn't think Hasselhoff was that bad actually.... The rest of the movie was a fucking train wreck, but I though Michael Knight pulled off Fury pretty well.
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« Reply #70 on: Jun 03, 2006, 11:53:24 AM »
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I'm so relieved that they didn't use the mofo sumbitch Cat Dude incarnation. That still pisses me off - like we don't have enough cat people in comics.
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Finishing the thought after a convoluted phone call - no insult to Halle or Rebecca fans, but I found it a pretty libido-free movie because I don't care for any of the women.
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I am kinda disapointed overall with how Cyclops has been portrayed in the movies.
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The whole Wolverine/Jean thing really puts me off.  I like that pairing better when it's something neither one can actually bring themselves to act upon.

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« Reply #71 on: Jun 03, 2006, 12:56:49 PM »
Well the thing I didn't like about movie three was... Jean rejected him in movie 2! He just jumped on her like a fag, right after she 'dumped' Cyc. Cold move... doesn't he know bros before hos?
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« Reply #72 on: Jun 03, 2006, 01:10:01 PM »
He's Canadian.  There's no such thing as "bros before hos" in Canada! Ask aDam...
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« Reply #73 on: Jun 03, 2006, 01:28:46 PM »
I'll drink to that.  Tapping ass takes priority over pretty much everything... even breathing depending on what I'm doing.

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« Reply #74 on: Jun 03, 2006, 01:49:38 PM »
Bros before hoes has always been a stupid saying.


Besides, Wolverine's never cared much for Cyc.
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« Reply #75 on: Jun 03, 2006, 03:01:00 PM »
Watched X3 last night after I finished downloading it.

Color me unimpressed.  

There was a lot of potential here, the actors were great, the sets were great, the CG was good but the story was simply blah, the direction was half assed at best, what happened to most of the characters fell flat and unlike when you finished watching the last two movies I did not feel the need to ever bother see X3 again.  Too much of the movie was pointless overall.

Oh and the BO for the movie fell 78% from last week so seems most had their fill of the movie as well.   Blame the poor word of mouth of the film on that.

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« Reply #76 on: Jun 03, 2006, 03:03:32 PM »
I've always thought it was a retarded expression. I mean it's not like I'm saying "fuck you guys I'm not friends with you anymore 'cause my girl doesn't like you" but when I have the chocie of spending time with her or hanging out with my friends, I'll spend time with her.  How can you be prepared to spend your life with someone and then tell them that going out boozing or to the strippers is more important than her?

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« Reply #77 on: Jun 03, 2006, 05:42:48 PM »
ha ha, I was like "body odor fell 78%"?

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« Reply #78 on: Jun 07, 2006, 11:30:12 AM »
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Cold move... doesn't he know bros before hos?

According to most fanfic sites, it's "slash before gash".  :P
 
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« Reply #79 on: Jun 08, 2006, 01:06:54 AM »
Gash? :x

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« Reply #80 on: Jun 08, 2006, 09:14:22 AM »
slash??


I don't get it :o  

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« Reply #81 on: Jun 08, 2006, 09:45:58 AM »
slash - (n) slang: Word used in fanfiction to denote homosexual pairings. Usually male/male, sometimes female/female AKA femmeslash. Often used interchangeably with yaoi or yuri.

gash - (n) slang:  A word used to describe female genitalia.

Bros before hos/slash before gash....

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« Reply #82 on: Jun 08, 2006, 10:01:03 AM »
Never heard that term for Gayeity.
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« Reply #83 on: Jun 10, 2006, 05:28:10 PM »
"Slash" I knew, but "gash".... I was like "jeez, don't tell me we're making holes now!".....

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« Reply #84 on: Jun 12, 2006, 01:18:55 PM »
It's called guro.

All holes are good, even the ones you make yourself.

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« Reply #85 on: Jun 14, 2006, 09:45:45 PM »
All holes are not good.  FACT.

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« Reply #86 on: Jun 14, 2006, 10:00:32 PM »
I've yet to penetrate one I didn't enjoy...

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« Reply #87 on: Jun 14, 2006, 10:18:18 PM »
What about the hole's feelings, damn you.

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« Reply #88 on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:26:30 AM »
Yeah but this way at least Faye stays quiet with her mouth full.

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« Reply #89 on: Jun 15, 2006, 12:41:01 AM »
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What about the hole's feelings, damn you.
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